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Hey peeps. just found this website, not sure how accurate the numbers are, but apparently there are only 13 road registered DT50MXs (and another 20 sorned, two of which are mine), so i fear my donkey has long been scrapped .

Was speaking about this a while ago in the mods section Just to help the other members understand the lingo and commonly used phrases a little better, so lets get posting! Just to start: Peeps - Group of people or simians Grouched - Your bike is broken and you are upset about it Venting the marinade - Unzipping your waterproofs and unleashing that fart you let out about half an hour ago

My mind tends to wander at this time if the evening...

upsetting footage of drunken louts being recorded on CCTV fixing a bike rack, after a night on the town. full story here http://bbc.in/17PWYmb

if you can afford £16k this could be yours http://geektyrant.com/news/2013/9/21/16-foot-star-wars-at-st-walker-replica

Hell all again, just asking how do you feel with your motor cycle/car if you have one make a lot of noise to upset the Neighbours as we have a noisy biker near us and he gets told to f** off by other Neighbours due to his noise of the bike as its disturbing the piece or so they say not by me as I am a biker myself as in profile pic..so any one else have this sort of problem or doing repairs late at night just to annoy them. thanks for replying to my post.

Police in Liverpool pulled a car over today & were amazed, it was taxed, insured & wasn't stolen. There were no drugs or weapons in the car, it wasn't an illegal Taxi & the driver had a full valid driving licence with no points & he wasn't pissed or stoned. A police spokesperson said they had no choice other than fining the driver for wasting Police time!!!

A really good Canadian Take on Road Speeds. Video is a bit long but just stick with it.... http://jalopnik.com/this-is-the-best-takedown-of-the-speed-kills-myth-you-1302382244

Heya peeps . ive been a busy foamy recently... Ive bought another FTO! (my 4th one!), hopefully this one will be going back on the road for someone else to enjoy Only downside, 140000 miles on the clock , will need to turn this around at minimal cost for it to be saveable as i cant expect resale being anything more than £500 if that. on the plus side it has a stainless steel exhaust system, 17' alloys (in very good condition!), personalised number plated, a momo steering wheel and boss and is the non-foglight rear bumper version , could easily break it and make a decent profit. Will be beavering away down the workshop this weekend and ho…

Hi there peeps, Ive been using a Kia Sportage for the past 3 years now, it has 112,000 miles on the clock, is running on LPG/Petrol and has never put a foot wrong, but i feel the time has come to move it on as i have the FTO for general driving, I only really use the kia now for moving motorbikes and occasionally a towing dolly and would like to upgrade as it isnt really suited to towing anything heavy (It's a 2L petrol after all), also since owning my Kia the road tax has gone up from £255 a year, to £265, then this year it hit £285, yet my dad and brother pay £220 a year to tax their 5.2L Dodge ram vans?? (same as my FTO). Im 20 years old so a van is out of the qu…

Well ive been thinking (dangerous i know) With all the up coming meets / events thought maybe slapping up a pic of our selves so that when folk turn up at a meet you know our faces and don't have to stand in a spot looking like a dodgy perv with a strange grin on your face. Good idea or not?

Gonna have to get your act together Newman to beat this chap the Kebab Master... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tDLiiQWfDg

Does this get me my Barbeque building badge ?

Ok this is putting him on the spot but hey what are we here for. Foamy has chucked the fags and mentioned a marathon. Tommy XS and i both said we'd throw in with 50p a mile. Anybody else who wants in........ IMPORTANT BIT Foamy has not agreed to run anywhere im just after incentive and testing response. If he tells me to take a running jump so be it. Foamy edit: check out my page to donate peeps

Okay peeps, there's a few things been playing on my mind. i got into a conversation with the incredibly God-bothering girlfriend of one of my buds, she was explaining to me about how God made the earth and everything in it e.t.c, and i was explaining how personally the evolution theory provides more evidence, it sort of got me thinking. ... IF we didnt evolve from simians... then why did we build vehicles that we control with our feet?... and why do our feet still have independently mobile toes?, maybe to hold branches?. This new medication is ace.

this dark person in a taxi would have lost his mirror. i was going down mansel way , in the right hand lane as i was about to enter the right turn filter lane , when said dark boy on his mobile also nodding to his passenger , swerved almost into me, it was only down to my own observation and quick response that he missed me, well ? to be honest i was livid . at the lights i rattled on his window with metal knuckled glove , pondering weather or not to put it through, or just take a mirror, but ? being the laid back forgiving gent that i am , i gave him the benefit to explain himself. to witch the dark bastard replied you need to watch we…

40 Maps That Will Help You Make Sense of the World This is one of the more interesting websites I've seen in a long time http://twistedsifter.com/2013/08/maps-that-will-help-you-make-sense-of-the-world/

Not sure if a Mr MOD can help but when i go to change my sig in the Edit profile section all of the bits and bobs are blanked out at the top and can only put a crappy grey sig in? Am i doing some thing wrong or is there an issue with this part of the profile bit? Last sig i had, had color and a link but now i cant even do a link??? Much thanks and kisses

I shouted at a scooter numpty today. Evening rush hour traffic in New Cross Gate (sarf east London) and he's trying to filter while looking at his sodding i-phone! Just too stupid to live...

some weird stuff here http://vintagewtf.tumblr.com/