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If i was driving the mini to work today i would have drowned! nice weather for ducks though, i suppose and on the subject of ducks, there has been a theory developed at work, it started off just to wind up the Navy boys that have infested our hangar, but basically, if a ship gets a hole in the bottom it sinks, right?, then why dont ducks sink? therefore they must have a watertight ass just a thought...

Hey peeps, me and my dad recently cleared out all of our old r/c aeroplane gear and ebayed it, one of the items we sold was bought by some bloke in sunderland, i sent him the details e.t.c and he sent a postal order, then over the space of the next 2 days he sent me 6 messages asking where his item was, i dont live at my computer so i didnt read these emails until the third day, but on the night of the second day when i was enjoying a pint down the local with my old man and some friends this utter tosser rings up my old man and starts giving him an earfull about reporting it to ebay and all sorts of shit, my dad didnt really know what to do so gave the phone to me, i th…

I know I'm quite emotional anyway, so this story especially touched me... A couple were Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve and the whole place was heaving, packed with other last-minute shoppers. Walking through the shopping centre, the surprised wife looked up from a window display and noticed her husband was nowhere to be seen. She knew they had lots still to do and she became very upset. She rummaged in her handbag and found her mobile phoned and then used it to call her husband to ask him where he was. The husband in a calm voice replied: "Darling, you remember the jewellery shop we went into five years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond ne…

Jewish Cab Driver A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? - Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?" The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady – I vasn't staring at you like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from." The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs or ass sweetie, what…

The Road to Inverness One misty Scottish morning an Englishman is driving through the hills to Inverness. Suddenly out of the mist, a massive red-haired highlander steps into the middle of the road. The man is at least six feet four. He has a huge red beard and, despite the wind, mist, and near freezing temperatures, is wearing only his kilt, a tweed shirt and a tam-o'-shanter at a rakish angle. At the roadside there also stands a young women. She is absolutely beautiful - slim, shapely, fair complexion, golden hair....... heart stopping. The driver stops and stares, and his attention is only distracted from the lovely girl when the red animal opens the c…

HELLO ALL! Recently I embarked on my first attempt to restore a motor vehicle. I bought a 1976 Yamaha Chappy off craigslist.com (a locally oriented trade site) a couple years ago. I rode it hard for about a year. The battery failed, I possibly blew a fuse, the electrics stopped working, something happened to put this beautiful piece of machinery out of business. This is a desparate call for help in a world with too much information for me to find what I need. If anyone knows the whereabouts of a 1976 Chappy manual I could really use it. I've got a passion to know how this thing works but it's quite difficult without the right information. Thank you. Ride on Charlie

Hey peeps I need to pick some brains... Basically my mini is feeling poorly, with the choke fully out and no throttle applied it revs its little 1275 head off, once warm it will run without choke but hesitates and splutters under load, this leads me to believe it's a fueling issue but where do I start? Also you can see the heat rising from the exhaust even at idle slim pretty sure it's lean... Any help appreciated, :/ Steve

I'm sick to fucking death of Utd getting their own way every fucking game. For years on end we have seen Utd get all the decisions to go in their favour. It is spoiliong the game. They get offside goals, penalties, the players order the rewf to send opposing players off. It is pathetic. When they are losing they get extra time until they score an equaliser or/and a winner. I really fucking hate them now, they are spoiling the game. On sunday because Chelsea come back from two nil down, surprise fucking surprise, players get sent off and a clear offside goal is allowed. Torres was fouled. They are so fucking shit they need an offside goal to beat 9 men. Also the m…

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore. I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often. I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm. Sometimes I'm in Ca…

This is to all our members that are across the pond. Hope you are all ok from this horrid event and i hope you all manage to recover and re-build quickly. i think i say this on behalf of all the YOC in that i wish you all the best for the coming months and that your Government actually help's out in this tough time in stead of worrying about who is elected and all that other political bollocks. Best wishes and keep your chins up. But saying that your all Yanks so are always up beat and chirpy! not like us grumpy mumbling Brits lol

I think this whole Saville thing going on is very bizarre. All of a sudden tens of people are coming forward stating that they knew Jimmy molested young girls. What use is it now he is dead? I think the people who knew about this and let it continiue are as bad as him and responsible for countless acts of abuse for allowing him to continue. I think the problem was Jimmy was so high profile and loved by millions that no one dared to challenge him, and the BBC let it all continue because he generated them millions and boosted their ratings. I have just been reading that John Peel was also a paedo who in fact married a fifteen year old girl in the U.S. Times were very differ…

Test Your Brain This is really cool. ALZHEIMER'S EYE TEST (I love this part.. Its absolutely amazing!) Count every "F" in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS..... (SEE BELOW) HOW MANY 'F's? Count them again. WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.. READ IT AGAIN ! Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 'F's before you scroll down. The reasoning behind this is further down. The brain cannot process "OF". F INISHED F ILES ARE THE RE SULT OFYEARS OFSCIENTI F IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OFYEA…

stainless downpipes on ebay for sale they look great and the price is right

I thought this was fantastic. LINKY

Well here's a little story for you, At work i park my bike down by the smoke hut, one because im down there a fair bit, two its a good chance i can get a space there and three its out the way. Well i was down there just now and this twat comes over and starts poking and prodding and playing with it.........in front of me. So i just politely said "stop touching my bike" in a nice tone etc etc. His reply was "well im only looking" "well i thought you only look with your eyes, unless you blind!?" (me) "no need to get shitty with me" (him) "well give me your car keys and i will go have a LOOK at your car" (me) "get fucked your not touching m…

Hi everyone Would just like to share a link to the wings of freedom charity website, it's well worth a look and I know the chairman and some of the committee personally, basically it's a bird of prey Centre/hospital based just outside my hometown of Hungerford, they take the birds round to care homes, and schools so that disabled children can interact with the birds, www.wings-of-freedom.organization.uk

http://www.youtube.c...d?v=vkJ5ItzEq3M new link: http://www.redbullstratos.com/live/

If you live in the UK and like a smoke or drink, use the link to see what percentage of tax the government of the UK take. LINKY For anyone outside the UK that wants to play along and wants to convert their "habits"; 20 cigarettes are around £6.70 1 pint of beer is around £3.00

had 2 today the second is probably a little upset having no choice but to take the stoke exit. The fact he was programming his sat nav, getting the address from someone on the phone (that is at his ear). Seemed to be unimportant to him. He had the choice of intimate terms with 44tonnes of fully laden artic or take the lane he drifted into. Twat.

This ad has got to be from a young person. just imagine his thought process this moped is reliable very fast goes 65 mph the only thing wrong with it is that the engine is seized but apart from that its ready to go thanks Great, it does 65 on a reliably seized engine and is ready to go.... to the breakers