Yamabyss

few days ago I found my rear brake sized, fortunately the problem was just on the brake pedal. first time I try solve the problem with WD40 and was partially done, but after I get 2 horns in traffic, I was sure the problem is not fully solved and I was thinking my brake light remain on so... garage time, got a complete set of swearing, a incomplete set of wrench and I start dismount the brake... almost broke 2 nuts in my desperate try to unscrew those, at the end I finally unscrew those... nest step.. a f circlip... take in my hands some screwdrivers, in my mouth some swears, lot of pain in my soul and after 30 min I manage to get off this f circlip. at the end I finish …

Pick this up next week, blokes swapping his private plates over to original ones. Sounds raight ta me. Just noticed I put this in the Yamabyss instead of the General section, might need moving.

3 weeks ago my scala rider battery die, I try to find another battery to buy but surprise!!! the scala raider batteries can`t be replaced.. hmmm, contact scala raider customer support and the answer was something like we don`t change batteries in europe for our intercomunicators... really? I don`t give a F if you change or not batteries, I want buy a battery where I can found one? the answer was "you can`t found"... hmmm... again. so, if your battery is dead, you must pay another over 100 pounds for another new and shiny scala raider I do some search and the only place I can buy this battery, is on the company who produce them... and you can buy just if you want more…

The funniest add I have seen for a while. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/390791613098

Okay, no idea if this is allowed or not so please delete the post if it is inappropriate We are selling our house in France. For various reasons, we have not been able to get over there for about four years (!) so have just stuck it on Ebay. We bought it as an easily accessible base for touring in Europe but, by the time we had finished doing it up, life did that thing that it does and all our plans changed. So, the reason for sticking it in here specifically (if allowed) is that we bought it 'cos it has all the important ingredients: a garage large enough for at least six bikes and a bar next door The Ebay ref is : 181340554120

How are we supposed to help people when they can barely write. It is getting so common now, no capitals, nothing. Maybe a ? here and there. I may well be turning into? ok maybe already. A grumpy ol bastard at times but how hard is writing. As for the idiots that write 'in text'. If they want help they should write proper. Better now.

We'll I have seen on here people post up what they would do to some of the dickhead car drivers out there! We'll a lad off the triumph forum was in court today having done that booted car mirror and doors he was charged with 3 counts of criminal damage the CPS said they are clamping down on riders who take the law in to there own hands. He was fined £550 ,£85 costs and £2100 for repairs his barrister said the only reason he got no points or a ban was because the CPS cocked up and only charged him with criminal damage and not a motoring offence. SHIT it will make me think twice next time a cage driver cuts me up.

Not expecting that http://uniladmag.com/video/shocking-anti-skipping-school-advert-disturbs-internet/

This was a TV show where contestants are given like, 150 questions to answer while taking a lie detector test. The chick lost her husband, dignity, self respect, respect and everything else... just for CASH... typical, chicks.... she needs a slap or two. I think this was the controversial episode that got it taken off the air later on.. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=974_1352094286#se6S4RaUlPystrGt.99

Well now. After years of riding I finally decided to go out for a spin this evening after work with a pillion. Common sense, sociologists and fancy equations would have told me one of the 2 boys would have been holding on for dear life but nope, that privilege went to my youngest daughter (11yrs). And here's the thing .... We only travelled a total of about 5 miles to some coast line, stopped, looked around for a bit before heading back as she's going out tonight with her mum. Stopped briefly to reward her with some chocolate for not falling off. And yet when we got off the bike in the driveway and I helped take off her helmet ... Well, we may as well have just stepped of…

So before I got into motorcycling which has now pretty much taken over ALL of my free time, I used to build die-cast replicas of Police vehicles for officers and collectors. I've made probably 25-30 of them in total but it was turning into a job more than a hobby and that was one of the reasons I decided to stop making them for a while. After that, I was looking for other fun things to do with my time... Top Gun came on one day and Tom Cruise was booting around on his 900 Ninja....and it just made something click in my brain, that said, why the f haven't you done that yet? (ride) You're not getting younger.....so, I went and bought a bike! Anyway! Here are som…

Set the video. Guy Martin's new four-part TV series 'Speed' starts on Channel 4 at 8pm on Sunday the 29th of December. Guy takes on four Speed records, one of which he describes as the most scared he's ever been on two wheels.

More balls than brains? And still we're denied the full monty. http://www.newsflare.com/video/8969/other/naked-burnout-r6-at-x-masmarket-baller-boyz-hd

Anyone watching UFC 168 tomorrow? Any predictions? I think Silva has something to prove finally...usually he's just killing everyone, this time, he's the underdog.... I'm rooting for him, I like his style! Chris Weidman vs. Anderson Silva Ronda Rousey vs. Miesha Tate Josh Barnett vs. Travis Browne Jim Miller vs. Fabricio Camoes Dustin Poirier vs. Diego Brandao Uriah Hall vs. Chris Leben Michael Johnson vs. Gleison Tibau Dennis Siver vs. Manny Gamburyan John Howard vs. Siyar Bahadurzada Bobby Voelker vs. William Macario Estevan Payan vs. Robbie Peralta

Not sure if this is the right forum but is there an owners club decal I can put on my bike?

Well peeps, took the trusty Pajero in for its MOT today... after about 15 minutes the tester came in and explained the problems, went out to the ramp to have a look and the surface corrosion appeared to be more sever than i thought. inner sills were completely shot (mud flicks up onto the sidesteps and rots it out), arches were gone and covered with just the plastic trim, chassis legs were rusted through over the rear axle/body mounts, what i thought was a minor leak of oil from the diff input seal turned out to be a ruptured breather from the diesel tank, even put 2 new tyres and a reversing light bulb in it half an hour before the test, ended up taking it ba…

Just had an email from groupon, 26% off 'Virgin Experience Days' My luck's in but somehow cant see me lasting for days