Yamabyss

As an older guy I just think this says it all

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-28586702 A True Story tinged with sadness... Now it turns out there's footage of the accident.

Fitted new front tyre and tube a month or so ago. Yesterday, the best day of our year up here so far, and flat tyre. Looked at it last night pumped it up and left it. This morning, another cracker, and flat as fek again. In from work tonight, changed the valve and this time I 'painted' some soapy liquid around the valve and stem. BIG bluddy bubbles coming from the base of the valve stem..........so need to get the thing off and pick up another new tube

Groupon are doing a deal to see you cavort on stage

Yes peeps, its been a few months (not a bike this time though). Just moved back da'an sa'af and noticed a very poorly looking jap import sat in the car park... long story short, its been sat there for around 6 or 7 years, managed to track down the owner through work and its now my new project! I cant help it peeps, I have a soft spot for JDM, ,

New Bullet designed to kill watermelons ,Concrete blocks and Jelly....Does the commentator think he is Batman. So if the baddies shoot you with these every one of your organs will be damaged,Thanks America hope there is not another school massacre. http://rare.us/story/this-is-the-last-bullet-youll-ever-need-watch-and-see-the-technology-for-yourself/

Cheese

A fantastic day up here today so me and the boy went away a run, nowhere in particular, just following the front wheel. I passed a wee slip road and remembered it was a decent wee 'B' road I 'discovered' last year. Some fab views and definitely made for bimbling

I posted this question earlier on another message board I visit. I received a number of replies but would like to see what our guys and girls think on here As some of you may know I while away my working life working as a Sergt/Cox'n on a Police Launch on the Clyde. It is a job I find very enjoyable with different levels of challenges each time I slip my moorings. I seldom come home fed up with the job, which I hear from a lot of my land based colleagues. Anyway I have been invited to attend an interview at the end of this month with the prospect of promotion, if successful. This would mean leaving the Marine Unit and being confined to mainly driving a desk. I don't s…

Sorry guys and gals bit of a rant this one but it gripped my shit good and proper last night. Im not what you would call a big "gamer" and to be fair i could live with out a games console very well and live a happier life, i probably play my Xbox for about 2hrs a week if that. Now im sure you have heard about this game Grand theft Auto 5? that massive hit and big seller, well this is what i've been playing every now and then and is what my rant is about. this game cost £45 brand new which is the normal cost of a new game so i didn't mind paying that as i wanted the game, BUT once your in the game and are playing on line you then have to fork out another £40 just t…

Coming down Worsley road on the Gilera and a Citroen pulls over to the left and slows right down, I go round him and at the same time he decides there's a parking space opposite the road and takes me out. Bent the forks, scratched me lovely frame,smashed headlamp etc. luckily I was only doing about 20mph he got away with 2 rubber marks and a busted mirror. I got a broken middle finger when the clutch lever hit the car. At least I got a witness who said it was his fault. me lovely bike

if you were stuck in a lift & you could be stuck with any woman/man in the world, who would it be (The orginal question was woman but as we have female members i am intruiged to see their choice of man to) and a lift engineer would be no good to ya stuck on the inside of a lift

Just bought the mag, practical sportsbike as it has an article on the XJ600. In the useful links yamahaclub.com gets 1st mention ; "every Yam owner should join this busy UK forum" well done guy's for a great forum and resource

If you like Dogs you'll love this Story http://www.viralnova.com/mason-the-dog-eulogy/#WtvKoVs53IbPj77L.01

Hey peeps. Came back from work last night to find a Notice of Intent to Prosecute from the south wales police on the mat, doing 35 in a 30 (yes yes i know, im worse than Hitler, i kill babies with hammers, I punch nuns in the face and all that other hippy bullcrap). Ive filled out the S172 and sent it back along with a letter asking for photographic evidence of the vehicle, what device was used to record the speed, proof of calibration e.t.c, is there any other way i can squirm my way out of filling their piggy banks? insurance is a rip off as it is (1300 for Pajero, 1200 for FTO) and i dont want to have to fork out more of my hard earned when renewal time comes around…

Well folks, today starts the celebrations leading up to the Queens* birthday on Monday. I'm off work until next wednesday and am about to head to the pub to start my homage to HM. I intend to be mainly drunk until then, so if at any time I post anything offensive or out of character or personally offensive to anyone then I apologise in advance. Sometimes my sensitivity filter gets switched off with alcohol. Oh forgot to say, I share my birthday with auld Lizzie and as its a mid century milestone I intend to make the most of it....

few days ago I found my rear brake sized, fortunately the problem was just on the brake pedal. first time I try solve the problem with WD40 and was partially done, but after I get 2 horns in traffic, I was sure the problem is not fully solved and I was thinking my brake light remain on so... garage time, got a complete set of swearing, a incomplete set of wrench and I start dismount the brake... almost broke 2 nuts in my desperate try to unscrew those, at the end I finally unscrew those... nest step.. a f circlip... take in my hands some screwdrivers, in my mouth some swears, lot of pain in my soul and after 30 min I manage to get off this f circlip. at the end I finish …

Pick this up next week, blokes swapping his private plates over to original ones. Sounds raight ta me. Just noticed I put this in the Yamabyss instead of the General section, might need moving.

3 weeks ago my scala rider battery die, I try to find another battery to buy but surprise!!! the scala raider batteries can`t be replaced.. hmmm, contact scala raider customer support and the answer was something like we don`t change batteries in europe for our intercomunicators... really? I don`t give a F if you change or not batteries, I want buy a battery where I can found one? the answer was "you can`t found"... hmmm... again. so, if your battery is dead, you must pay another over 100 pounds for another new and shiny scala raider I do some search and the only place I can buy this battery, is on the company who produce them... and you can buy just if you want more…

The funniest add I have seen for a while. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/390791613098