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Female Prayer: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart & strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back & begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphom…

.......between a 'Vacuum Cleaner' and a 'Suzuki'??? The placement of the dirtbag. 8)

Another government stealth tax! Outrage over £5 'tax' on speeding fines By Stewart Tendler, Crime Correspondent A PLAN to add a £5 surcharge to speeding fines to finance support schemes for victims of crime was denounced last night as an unfair and illogical tax. The surcharge would also be imposed for other fixed-penalty offences, such as drunkenness, throwing fireworks or making hoax 999 calls. More serious offences would attract a higher levy — from £10 for failing to give police a driver’s details to £30 for someone sentenced to jail or community service. Pubs and bars would also have to contribute to victims’ schemes to emphasise the links between alco…

Dont look if your sqeemish or having your dinner........... http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/

seen this on another forum and thought it was funny

I have for sale a mint R1 in my imagination. It's fully loaded and needs nothing. I'm inviting any wanker from Africa to mail me without reading the text, offering me a bigger than required cheque and the change to be returned :shock: Just who do these people think they are kidding :?: This a is a real prob on sites like Bikersweb, in fact ads are now appearing to spam the spammers. http://www.bikersweb.tv/classifieds/classi...query=retrieval Also strangely enough, all these scammers are on a web server 'Powered by Outblaze' :shock: Easy to spot but a real pain in the arse :evil:

Well i am completly pi$$ed off i just remembered :evil: Today i realised that one of my ba$tard little brothers have scratched my rear panel on my bike getting his stupid bike out the garage! :evil: Their poxy bikes shouldnt even be in there! We have a 20x30ft shed they can keep there bloody bikes in :evil: What makes it worse is the fact that the rear panels were only just resprayed a few weeks ago, and it needs to be redone now as it has gone through to the plastic :evil: :evil: :evil:

Hi guys, Just wondering what your parents think about you riding motorcycles? I know my parents would disagree, but I don't live with them now so that's why I'm sneaking off to get my M/C License and a bike! I'm originally from Newcastle and that's where my parents live and I'm living in Manchester now! hehe....

Well ive just realised that i must be a complete geek, why the hell am i still up and nearly 1 in the morning as usual on the internet! :shock: I am going to be a complete loss when i go travelling as i wont even be seeing a computer very often :roll: Think im going to have to buy a little tomy toy one

A cyber friend recomended this website, very nice place : ) I live in Connecticut, butt, i want to move.... i ride a KLR...650 a-model, because yamaha wont import a 660 enduro into the States... Sorry, just venting, I feel better now... Tym?