Yamabyss

Nicked this from Facebook...

I've signed it, but what difference it makes is anyones guess https://www.change.org/p/minister-of-transport-reduce-road-tax-on-motorcycles?

Thought that those who had not seen it would appreciate this. By the way 299KPH is 186MPH

Got the bike out this morning. Had a cuppa. Got the biker clothes on. Key in the lock, turn and push the starter............................click and nothing. Push again and not even a click, nothing on the LCD display. It's 13 months old for God'd sake!!! Got changed and went off to work in the car. Spent the day thinking about fuses. Got home from work and unbolted the seat to check the fuses, all OK. Did the "fiddle" test and found the Earth lead to the battery was loose. Tightened and it's back to working again. Still peeved as a good biking day missed.

Out cruising the Surrey countryside today when some twat drags his dog across the road right in front of me, of course the dog doesn't want to cross cos his mate is sitting at side of the road, so he just sits down. Now I love dogs and wouldn't want to hurt one but stupid dog owners is a different thing.

Hello everyone , i have a dragstar 400 for quite few years now ,still i never found a repair manual for it , only the manual for the 650 ,very similar bu yesterday i wanted to start the bike ,the engine turned over like 1/2 or 2/4 of a turn and got stuck with a <clong> noise , my guess is a valve stuck opened perhaps i will have to investigate by opening the valves covers but does anyone knows if the valves are the same size for the 400 and the 650 ??? i'd like to believe that cylinders are the same size, consequently the heads are the same as well , piston bore probably smaller and perhaps crankshaft different as well. So where can i find a manual for the 400 ?? a…

There are some things that just make you laugh and happy to be living in this insane country of ours! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FARNSLEY-WAZZOCK-HEAVY-OIL-THUNDERBLAST-MKI-DIESEL-POWERED-VELOCIPEDE-PROJECT-/201285397108?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item2edd8b6a74 PS read the whole add.

Maybe i am a bit too old,But come on how stupid is this!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-30750361 Anyone on here that thinks this is cool or would consider having it done? Yuk http://news.bme.com/tag/eyeball-tattooing/

Bet Newman doesn't know all the discounts available? http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/mobile-contract-discounts-for-limited-nhs-staff-other-offers-know-about-1797922

The mayor is at it again and wants to levy a £12.50 tax on all motorcycles entering the central London zone have a ganders here http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-news--general-news/pre-2007-motorcycles-face-1250-london-toll/25942.html

epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/72458 Safeguard our race circuits from people / developers, look at what the moaners did to Croft & Mallory, please sign.... Read more: http://the2strokeforum.proboards.com/thread/11950/save-uk-race-tracks#ixzz3KmST4Pne

youGov demographics profiling the Yamaha Brand in the UK. is this you? https://yougov.co.uk/profiler#/Yamaha/demographics it times out so this is the link yougov.co.uk/profiler#/

Bugger guessed all three of mine Adolph Hitler Doris Day Micheal caine http://en.akinator.com/

As it happened: Rosetta comet landing http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/science-environment-29985988 http://new.livestream.com/esa/cometlanding Amazing stuff. First Pictures are now in.... And Nah Sorry real pics

Hey peeps. I'm making up some sketches for artwork on the tank on the FUCR, the first idea was a rams head in a pentagram, but some people think it's a bit too dark. The second idea, was two snakes wrapped around a V-twin crank and pistons, will probably end up airbrushing these on and seeing how they look. I'm thinking the bike will be in a deep gloss black with silver detailing, or maybe dark green gloss with nato lettering. Ever since some c*nt bastardised it in the car park I'm struggling to find out where to go with it next, I think a Rickman style front fairing would be a bit ott. Anyone got any suggestions?

Hello I have yamaha gladiator 125 since 2008.I have run it 62000km.No engine service till today. But i have facing a strange problem.when i start bike it starts smoothly. After running 5-10 km means when its engine warms up then its sound of engine changes. It sounds as its engine is working more. This problem occurs when i press clutch. In neutral or in gear same situation i face. No white smoke.. No black smoke.. I visited yamaha there i was told that may its carburettor is malfunctioning.. Plz help me if anybody can.. Thanks

why won't this forum let me copy and paste on a new post. nothing wrong with my computer , it copys and paste on google and face/ache. and it won't let me use smileys either. ffs. anyway , I was going to start a thread concerning the drink drive limit increase up their in jockland and your thoughts . but I can't be arsed to type , so wanted to put a post from the daily mail here.. fuckin icons grrrrrr.

Got to be done peeps. Llassaro, fancy taking charge from here?