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Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give upright organ. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing. It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it! Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Man who drives like hell, bound to get there. Man who live in glasshouse should change clothes in basement. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Man who fish in other mans pool may catch crabs.

A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of santa on her right thigh just below the bikini line. She also wants him to put Merry Christmas under the santa. So the guy does it and it comes out really good. The woman then instructs him to tattoo Happy New Year on her left thigh. So the guy does it and this too looks really good. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks ''If you don't mind, could you tell me why you wanted those tattoos on your thighs?" She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining that there's nothing to eat between Christmas and New Year".

ello fella yam boys.. um storm of the philippines and i ride for yamaha velocity racing here.. i ride an underbone, the crypton z..

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Subject: Management An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter everywhere, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleanin…

ok, who else is sick to death of international/withheld calls wasting your time asking do you want a new mobile phone or insurance from fucking India. The last poor "coont" got it big style.lol Anyway i have a withheld from public domain phone number (ex directory) to the unintiated and i keep getting these bastards ringing me up, i had the BT refuse anonymous calls for months because of this and have just stopped the service, but within 3 days...YES 3 fucking days i've had 18 of these calls, anyway what i want to know if anyone is in the know how...who is responsible for releasing my number to these bastards and who is accountable for my stress i feel …

FUCK.FUCK.BUGGER ,DAMN AN BLAST,,,, Am playin Medal of Honour Frontline an am on the radar station bit near the end an keep gettin fucked up. there's no save points so i av ter keep goin back to the begginin of the feckin level,it;s drivin me bloody crackers.. Any road up I feel better fer gettin that of me chest. :shock:

One. ONE! And do you know WHY only one is needed? Because no one else does not know HOW to change light bulp. Now one does eaven know that light bulp is BROKEN. No we just sit In darkness TREE DAYS before notised that it’s broken. And when you notice that it’s broken you don’t know WHERE IS NEW ONE’s IS eaven those has been IN SAME PLACE LAST SEVEN YEARS. And when you do find those YOU WILL LEAVE THAT CHAIR laying front of that closet for next TREE days. And then you LEAVE THAT packet UNDER THAT chair!!!! WHY???? NO ONE WILL CLEAN HERE IF I DO NOT CLEAN HERE. THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE JUNK YARD. WE WILL NEED A ARMY OF CLEANERS TO CLEAN THIS PLACE… So what was that …

Found this Courtesy of RDeesa ..... Even my wife (being a Nurse) gotta kick out of it. :wink: A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix'em, put 'em back in and when I finish, it works j…

The place i work at has been told to build a bomb proof gatehouse, by the M.O.D,as well as introduce thumb print and swipe card entruy points. Do you think there is summat they're not tellin us? :?

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive." "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't…

Watched a program the otherday about weather or not the moon landins were real ,or faked. I'm beginnin to think it was a set up, when i watch them on the moon i noticed that the dust flung up by the lunar rover falls straight back down, lioke sand on a beach, surely the dust would fly off into the atmosphere, seein as there's no gravity like?. IF I TOLD YOU I WAS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME? :shock:

Just finished the night shift this morning, and was wonderin if any of you lot work nights,do you get cranky and tell everyone to fuck off, even if they only want to know the time ,or is it just me? I'm not the most even tempered person at the best of times but . FUCKIN HATE NIGHT SHIFT. :shock:

All are welcome here yamaha owners or not but could you please leave the bickering and abuse behind. I have know wish to read you slagging each other off especially as I don't have a clue what you are on about. Thank you.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!! we cannot have this sort of thing flaring up again, this post has been MODDED for the benefit of ALL our members, regardless of what other forums they frequent, this sort of posting will NOT be tolerated. The MODS.

SON SAYS: Daddy, how was I born? DAD SAYS: Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe. We sneaked into a secluded chatroom, and then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little virus appeared. And that's how you got here.

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realised that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach. He kept thinking to himself, "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me?" He went …

The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh? Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..." God commented, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise …

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