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Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called ”Mate Match”. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers ”yes”, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several month…

Deer Santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer frend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read & write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I've been a good girl all year, and the only thing I want is peace & joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my Mommy & Daddy to …

Happy New Year to all.

Ardon put this on Aleks so heres the URL of Ardon and the lads having a laff! Right click save target as is ur best bet! http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gavin.prior/duckbomb1.WMV http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gavin.prior/duckbomb2.WMV I think its funny to see the ducks shitting themselves!!! Joke: In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to …

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give upright organ. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing. It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it! Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Man who drives like hell, bound to get there. Man who live in glasshouse should change clothes in basement. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Man who fish in other mans pool may catch crabs.

A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of santa on her right thigh just below the bikini line. She also wants him to put Merry Christmas under the santa. So the guy does it and it comes out really good. The woman then instructs him to tattoo Happy New Year on her left thigh. So the guy does it and this too looks really good. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks ''If you don't mind, could you tell me why you wanted those tattoos on your thighs?" She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining that there's nothing to eat between Christmas and New Year".

ello fella yam boys.. um storm of the philippines and i ride for yamaha velocity racing here.. i ride an underbone, the crypton z..

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Subject: Management An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter everywhere, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleanin…

ok, who else is sick to death of international/withheld calls wasting your time asking do you want a new mobile phone or insurance from fucking India. The last poor "coont" got it big style.lol Anyway i have a withheld from public domain phone number (ex directory) to the unintiated and i keep getting these bastards ringing me up, i had the BT refuse anonymous calls for months because of this and have just stopped the service, but within 3 days...YES 3 fucking days i've had 18 of these calls, anyway what i want to know if anyone is in the know how...who is responsible for releasing my number to these bastards and who is accountable for my stress i feel …

FUCK.FUCK.BUGGER ,DAMN AN BLAST,,,, Am playin Medal of Honour Frontline an am on the radar station bit near the end an keep gettin fucked up. there's no save points so i av ter keep goin back to the begginin of the feckin level,it;s drivin me bloody crackers.. Any road up I feel better fer gettin that of me chest. :shock:

One. ONE! And do you know WHY only one is needed? Because no one else does not know HOW to change light bulp. Now one does eaven know that light bulp is BROKEN. No we just sit In darkness TREE DAYS before notised that it’s broken. And when you notice that it’s broken you don’t know WHERE IS NEW ONE’s IS eaven those has been IN SAME PLACE LAST SEVEN YEARS. And when you do find those YOU WILL LEAVE THAT CHAIR laying front of that closet for next TREE days. And then you LEAVE THAT packet UNDER THAT chair!!!! WHY???? NO ONE WILL CLEAN HERE IF I DO NOT CLEAN HERE. THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE JUNK YARD. WE WILL NEED A ARMY OF CLEANERS TO CLEAN THIS PLACE… So what was that …

Found this Courtesy of RDeesa ..... Even my wife (being a Nurse) gotta kick out of it. :wink: A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix'em, put 'em back in and when I finish, it works j…

The place i work at has been told to build a bomb proof gatehouse, by the M.O.D,as well as introduce thumb print and swipe card entruy points. Do you think there is summat they're not tellin us? :?

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive." "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't…

Watched a program the otherday about weather or not the moon landins were real ,or faked. I'm beginnin to think it was a set up, when i watch them on the moon i noticed that the dust flung up by the lunar rover falls straight back down, lioke sand on a beach, surely the dust would fly off into the atmosphere, seein as there's no gravity like?. IF I TOLD YOU I WAS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME? :shock:

Just finished the night shift this morning, and was wonderin if any of you lot work nights,do you get cranky and tell everyone to fuck off, even if they only want to know the time ,or is it just me? I'm not the most even tempered person at the best of times but . FUCKIN HATE NIGHT SHIFT. :shock:

All are welcome here yamaha owners or not but could you please leave the bickering and abuse behind. I have know wish to read you slagging each other off especially as I don't have a clue what you are on about. Thank you.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!! we cannot have this sort of thing flaring up again, this post has been MODDED for the benefit of ALL our members, regardless of what other forums they frequent, this sort of posting will NOT be tolerated. The MODS.