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okay, so i work in alaska at a mine. Greenpeace's ship is coming to SE alaska (actually they are delayed in ketchican for not having proper permits and a slewfull of other things by the coast guard yay coasties!) so they are coming to the island i work on to protest (probably for the forest, but they threaten to protest our mine). now i am curious, green peace says logging, oil, mining, living, etc. is bad, yeeettttt, they sail a ship up from los angeles (and they go all over the world) that probably runs off of... oil, yes oil! so they burn a couple hundred thousand if not a million gallons of oil per year probably in their protests... they print pamphlets on... pa…

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he say…

Has anyone had their motorbike nicked before? When, where and how? Did you have locks on them aswell? :?

Pardon Me! :oops: ....I just couldn't resist :wink:

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If you were going to spend time in the "Gray Bar Motel", What would the other inmates be referring to you as :?: [url=http://www.prisonbitchname.com]PrisonBitch Can't believe I came up with Catcher's Mitt for my name :shock: So, What are some of your names?

Hey whats happened here????????? I made a post about sum1 just buying a S**uki and then jumping of a buliding. Came on this morning and its gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x :x :evil: :?:

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Cant make me mind up.......what ya reckon??? Should i go back to harleys ( yep sorry i had one, but hey tractors need friends too ) should i buy a Spuzuki or should i get a labotomy???

There's no excuse for Suzuki ownership! 8)

I hate people [mainly car drivin fuckwits] i hate the human race, I hate people. I hate the fuckin mess I hate people ,they hate me. people ride about all day in metal boxes made away . Iwish that they would drop the bomb an kill the pigs that don't belong Ihate people. that's better;;;;; now 4 the carlsberg.... :twisted:

Female Prayer: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart & strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back & begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphom…

.......between a 'Vacuum Cleaner' and a 'Suzuki'??? The placement of the dirtbag. 8)