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with a different car Click here hahaha

to the left of the picture you see the traditional front paddock stand and in the centre the latest design.

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> A Texas Chilli Contest - **Note: Please take time to read this slowly. > > > > If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the > > third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in > > Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chilli > > Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major > > portion of the parking lot at the city park. > > > > The notes are from an inexperienced Chilli taster named Frank, who > > was visiting from Canada. Frank: "Recently, I was honoured to be > > selected as a judge at a chilli cook-off. The original pe…

Hi, I'm selling 2 mobiles that I don't use anymore, if anyone is interested: Almost new Nokia with camera (4.1 mega pixels) £23 Older model Nokia with camera and vibrating alert £45 scroll down for pic > > > > > >> > > > > >> > > >> > > > > > > > >

should become a collectors item !!!!!!!

Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding a big showbiz party in his stanky new house. Everyone who's anyone is there top stars from the worlds of movies and music, fashion and art. There's a feed of pints, the best wines that money can buy, oysters, champagne, Lennon and McCartney are helping themselves at the bar, Jim Morrison and his band are sitting on the couch singing "Light My Fire", and over in the corner, George Peppard's getting very pally with Sophia Loren. All's going really well, until Jim Morrison decides he's bored out of his skull, and wants to go home for an early night curled up with a good book. "Oi, Jim," objects Michael Caine, …

Good Collection of Harley Jokes (And I don't mean a collection of Harley riders) Harley-Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the adverse side effect of horsepower. Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road? - The other 5% actually made it home. Is it true that Harleys are chick magnets? - Yes, but only if the chick has a steel plate in her head. What's the cheapest way to get another 50hp from your Harley? - Trade it in on a Kawasaki. Why don't Harley riders sit on their bikes when the sidestands are down? - They're afraid to lean over that far. What's the difference between a Harley and a Harley owner's hom…

A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. > > > >After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and > >two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at > >her. > >Kin ya swaller? asked Kenzie. > > The woman signalled 'No!' desperately shaking her head. > >Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head No!!! > > With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, > >yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her > >arse. > >This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm tha…

Emotional party A fancy dress party leads to a rude punchline A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as different emotions e.g. fear etc. On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And the guy says," I'm green with NV". The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink." A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate …

I have a 1977 XS750 and I went to pods as an air flow system last year. I'm putting the stock air box back on and need to know the factory settings for the carb fule flow. Can anyone help me?

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, pubs and other partygoers to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is being used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, and in large-quantity containers known as 'kegs.' Beer is used by female sexual predators to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of beer and then simply ask him home for No-strings-attached sex. Most men are rendered helpless aga…

First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position do you finish? Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you arrive...? Third Question: Must be done in your head only -- do NOT write it down. Take 1000 and add 40; +1000; +30; +1000; +20; +1000; and +10. What is the new total? Answers on a post card!

A Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. They all have a stutter. "Th th th th three pi pi pi..........." says the Welshman. Up steps the Irishman. "Three p pints of of of of gui gui gui.." Then the Scotsman tries. "Th th th th th th th................." "Oh sod this !" says the beautiful landlady and walks away to serve someone else. She returns ten minutes later and asks if they are ready to order yet. "Th th th th three pi pi pi pi", stutters the Welshman. "Three pints of gui gui gui gui........." tries Paddy. And then Scotty starts "Th th th th th th th...........". "Look" says the beautiful landlady, "who loves a bet?" "If any one of you can tel…

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts whenever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle an screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?" She says "No, I'm really a blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken." _________________

Holy Soap Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he dro…

Cardiff Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of Gorilla. > > Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to > handle. > > Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem. > > The gorilla was on heat. > > To make matters worse, there were no male gorilla of the species available. > > While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Gareth, a big > Welsh lad from Swansea, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery. > > Gareth, like most Swansea boys, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed > with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY speci…

Children's Science Exam Answers. These are real answers given by children. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A:Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because …

On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said to him, how much do you earn?" The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, but he replied, none the less, "I earn £2000.00 a month, Sir. Why?" Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed £6000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is 3 months' salary, now GET OUT and don't come back". The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight. Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a ve…