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A girl was helping her boyfriend set up his PC and he wanted to log in with a password. Now, you have to understand he's got somewhat of a rebellious attitude and goes for the shock effect. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he keys in "[willy]". His girlfriend nearly fell off the chair from laughing so hard when the computer replied...: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent…

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Was this the original lyrics. For those in amrica the JCB song was a no1 song here in the charts available by internet downloads before xmas, Google it if you wanna here the original, It ws about a kid riding around in his old mans digger, but it think this may have been the original words http://assets.musicradio.com/root/audio/20...56D82A2B6E0.mp3 merv

FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door Massages my back and begs to do more. Send me a man who'll make love to my mind Knows how to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end And always be my very best friend. Amen MALE PRAYER I pray for a Deaf-Mute Nymphomaniac with a firm body, big boobs …

I'v just bought a pile of bits a rd250dx 1977 but it has no V5, the DVLA can't issue on frame number but suggested i contact an owners club, Can anybody help the frame no' is 1A2-208814 a silver 1977 model Cheers grahamwain@yahoo.co.uk

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money & guns. Inside, he finds a young couple lying in bed. He orders the guy out of bed & ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail & hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain.....do whatever he tells you. Satisfy…

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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a car.Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife" The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for…

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As we all know insurance time is just round the corner. (hopefully we will get no snow). Whether you are a fair weather rider or a hardcore winter winder i can try and help. I work for Yamaha Insurance Services, and whilst i open myself up for abuse I will try and help everyone out for a better insurance deal by calling me on 08700 747374. (ask For Ryan) We cover new and used Yams and i give my word if you quote my name and this website you will not be treated as a number.

Hi all, I dont post much since selling my FZR600R but a mate has a dilemma, he bought this.... Thinking it was for a different bike and now is wondering what it IS for? Its been suggested that its for the FJR1300 as per the pic below... But the 2 pics do seem very similar and weve pretty much concluded its from a Yamaha but which one? The 2nd pic does look very similar but we cant help thinking its not the same one... Any thoughts peeps. Paul.

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars, a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the co…

Whats the 1st thing a battered wife does when she gets home from hospital? The fucking dishes is she knows whats good for her

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christ man what is it with soft cockney fuckas and a little bit of snow i live in the pennines so i'm used to the best snow in excess of feet and not inches like those soft cunts. plus it doesnt help when the news agencies dramatise it like its the bubonic plague ffs...enjoy it while you can, we get it up here in August