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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. I have an existential map. It has "You are here" written all over it. I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full hou…

Many years ago, a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn. As the story goes, the farmer's daughter came down from upstairs and asked her father, "Who was that man going into the barn?" "That's some fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "He needed a place to stay for the night, so I said that he could sleep in the barn." The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she prepared him a plate of food and took it out to the barn. About an hour later, the dau…

Upgrading to Wife 1.0 Last year a friend of mine upgraded from Girlfriend 4.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving few system resources for other applications. He is also now noticing the Wife 1.0 is also spawning Child-processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomenon was included in the product documentation, though other users have informed me that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application. Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself so that it is always launched at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity. Some applications such as PokerNite 10.3 , Bachel…

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.....American & Iraqi motorcycle riders......is rather obvious

Do you think he tried to lift too much ? Makes you whince or what !! http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/weightlifter.jpg changed to a link due to nature of picture :wink: gives a new meaning to "split arse" though

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:cry: Just when we thought we were getting over Bee Gee Maurice Gibb's death, > another shattering blow. What with all the sadness and trauma going on > in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very > important person which almost went unnoticed last week. > Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully > at age 93. > The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. > They put his left leg in......... and then the trouble started. :oops:

:shock: http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.as...video=Bike-Load :shock:

:shock: you never know just whats coming up your street :shock: http://zed.cbc.ca/go.ZeD?CONTENT_ID=2365&m...ge=media-viewer

:shock: these guys are fucking awesome a few years ago you would have not belived it.by the way scapey plastic how are your wheelis getting on. :roll: http://expn.go.com/dynamic/video/player_bi...=qt&bitrate=300

.......after re-thinking whether he really wants to throw a leg over that Beast of a DT, or not ........he chose to scale it down a bit :wink: .......now if he falls off, 'bout the only thing he'll break is his dignity ....... :wink: He just has to try & live down the PlayGround Terrorist status that he's earned

:-k makes you think whats going on out there. :-k http://www.ebaumsworld.com/urbanlegends.html :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

:-k if there is a god what exactly is he telling us when a fucking rapist can win 7 mill on the lottery :-k :evil: the world is fuckt up man :evil:

Had a family BBQ today,everythin went well,bro in law an kids came ,sis in law an kids came, everyone had a whale of of a time,no arguments,nowt, but once everyone went home I got the silent treatment, I know I did'nt upset anyone an was on me best behaviour.At the risk of upsettin our female members,WTF is goin on seems like Ican't win wotever I do,is it just me or are all women completely alien, sometimes there's just no pleasing them :evil:

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