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'i aint gettin on no plane sucka' 8) mozzy models himself on mr t 8)

..ok... only been back for in the saddle for 4/5 weeks after 15 years so please be gentle... . going up an incline nice curves.. decided to try the corner at little more speed than i should have.... one of the moments where you realise this isn't going right, and you know the corners too tight... . split second thinking...'..i'm not going to make this ...f**k...what am i going to do....other voice in my head says take you f**king hand off the throttle tw*t....good idea i think in response...' as it happens there is a bay just after the apex of the corner....i manage to break and slowdown enough to make the bay.....i would have hit the kerb, dented my pride …

A cowboy lay sprawled across three seats in a posh Tyler Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy. "Sorry sir, but you are only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager." The cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment, he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried to move the cowboy, but without success. Finally they summon the police. On arrival, the policeman surveyed the situation briefly and then asked, "A…

Went for a ride this afternoon an broke down,dead short on the battery,nuthin too serious. But in the space of an hour while waitin for the AA, seven bikers stopped to see if they could help,we're a breed apart me thinks,goes without sayin that no motorists stopped.

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Got these Emailed to me from my Bro...... Enjoy

Have any of you lot got a ritual that you do conciously or otherwise before you go out for a ride?I ask because I always wear my fish bone pendant when I go for a ride ,an I'm not even sure why.but i won't go without it....also does this mean I'm goin nutz. :?

Which bike would be safer for a new rider to go down the motorway with, doing 65-70mph, a Yamaha R6 or a 125cc sportbike (eg Honda CBR125R, Aprilia RS125 etc)? :?

Now I really don't have anything against Pete's James Dean hairdoo :wink: But, for me, the mullet thing started about 25 years ago when I 1st heard RUSH on the radio.....been a fan ever since. Here's one of "The Professor" back in the day...... & this is what he looks like today :shock: ...... Gotta hand it to Neil Peart.......after 30 years, he's still twirlin' the sticks 8) I've listened to these guys for over 25 years, & have yet to get tired of 'em 8) .......but listening doesn't even scratch the surface, compared to seeing 'em LIVE.....Peart is a Phenominal Drummer & lyricist :tu He's also an avid Motorcyclist 8) ....…

What happens when you have: 1) nothing to do 2) a sharp knife 3) a large lime 4) a patient cat 5) too much tequila :drunk 6) and it's (Yank)football season? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

OK. This is probably the wrong area but I need computer help! Got my new PC for home yesterday,being a total newbie I managed to install all software it came with and set up free and temporary dial up with AOL (gonna get broadband sorted soon) The problem is when I try to log in with you guys it won't let me, It just keeps going back to the log in screen and I don't know where to start to try to fix it. I don't know what information you need either! Please help!! Thanx

Very professional, looks like the official Yamaha website now! 8)

im off on hols tomorrow yeha! going to turkey for a couple of weeks with me olds n me mate. should be welllllllllll good. genna miss ma bike though but o well see u in 2 weeks

:shock: what a shity colour :shock:

Well here is the local plod on his Yamaha SR150, which i never even knew existed. Anyway i still havent been able to get a photo of one of them strange trike/van! Oh yeah and of course had to send you a pic of my last meal! :shock: Not only did it contain OPIUM and MSG! It also was served with alive fish in the hotpot, a still breathing half skinned frog x2 alongside, duck intestines and ox stomach. THIS is beyond a doubt worse than the Dog or Snake!!! Sorry about the size of the pics, i cant get any smaller with my cam. Hopefully one of the lovely mods may even reduce it for you pikey 56k'ers 8)

i've just turned 21. so now i can ride around with my bike on full power. Im not your normal 21 year old who all seem to just want to get from a to b at 140 mph. i did have a thundercat but as some of you might know i had a really bad smash meaning i haven't got anything on the road. but i just wondered what other people thought of this restriction rule. it seems that it's always one rule for bikes and another rule for cars.

=D> rossi done us proud today it looked so easy for him =D> so was abe till he crashed :cry: and :hah xt your boy max not to happy :evil:

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Just wondering, can you park your bike anywhere in town centres? Just as long as it's not in the way or anything? Can I just chain it to a fence or something would that be OK? The traffic warden won't get me right?