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started my new job on tueday its pretty damn good it is a lot more demanding than my old one because a large fleet of lorrys rely on me to find there destinations check seal numbers on wagons etc but the bright side to it is i get lots of free stuff watch lots of porn and get to walk around a warehouse looking at all the gear that customs and excise have seized and matalan store loads of stuff there to so do marks and spencers,focus do it all,sainsburys,argos,wincantons... there is alot of stuff im guarding and im told it can be quite risky sometimes when people wanna rob the place just do it with no planning and get fucked everytime but then what can i say they ae brist…

Right here ye are.......... Scots ,English, they get 1 wish.............English say "I want a wall round my country, to keep everyone out!". Scots........Thats fine!, fill it with water and droon the fucker's :wink:

about retiring from road riding. A very good friend of mine was killed at the weekend and I'm wondering if it's worth it anymore. He wasn't even doing anything wrong. Was doing the speed limit 30 mph when a car driver pulled out.

Well China sure is a busy place! I think everyone must be called Wayne as thats all i can understand. Not too sure what are more dangerous the cyclists or the pedastrians. No wonder there was no shortage of kamikaze pilots! We had proper chinese food yesterday which was quite nice surprisingly, we also had 2 quart bottles of beer and the whole lot came to under a £5 with tip, mind you this was a nice restaurant but would definatly be shut down if in england. However, today when hunting for breakfast we realised that they eat exactly the same at all times of the day, so we actually brought some ham and cheese and a mini loaf and made sandwiches. We now know not to do th…

Triple smoker, triple everything, triple carbs, triple pistons, starts first time every time, i love my Yam :!: Bunch of tall shipz parked in my bay, went out and got some shots, last time they did this i bought a case when the coast guard said i tried to ram the Amistad :roll: The Amistad: They had a gunboat dis time More to follow~~~~

a englishman a irishman and a scottishman are all in a pub all 3 of them order a pint of guiness each they put there drinks on the bar when all of a sudden 3 flies land in each of there drinks so the englishman pushes his pint away in disgust, the scottisman just fished the fly out and carried on drinking, and the irish man fishes the fly out of his pint holds the fly upside down over the pint and starts shouting SPIT IT OUT YOU LITTLE BASTARD FUCKING SPIT IT OUT. i found this one quite funny

i have aquired 'silver dream racer' so just sat down to watch it 8) aint seen it in a few years. someone nip down the shops and get me some beer :wink:

......Airheads! Brilliant Mods!

for those of you who dont look in he gallery veryoften heres a new post ive started http://www.yamahaclub.com/forum/viewforum....cd665e8afb664b9

:cry: what a day for yamaha one 4th and :shock: three crashes :shock: in the german motogp. if women had wheels we could ride them all day....

Just got news and appointments though post from the RCM (royal college of midwives), there is a national shortage of midwives so i am in demand there is a job advertised in the IOM wahay!! £4000 more than paid now £6000-10000 relocation package 2 years assistance with housing what should i do? i have asked for an application from and i will deffo go for an interview down side housing costs more cant think of anything else do i stay or do i go? then there is the obvious IOM TT

I will be there

well guess what guys i got my new job. im working security on nights in a customs and excise building its better pay and i was well impressed when the interviewer chose me over 27 people he had already interviewedand he said he dosent usually employ under 21 but he will make an excepton for me because i have a good record in and around bristol. im a very proud man now

Ok my technical knowledge of machinery is well next to basic........ok ok its crap but hey I don't deny it I need to know whether its cheaper to make gaskets from the paper they sell or are you better off spending more to get the prefab stuff. I dont have barrel loads of cash to throw at my bike and need the cheapest and easiest due to suffering from CFS ( chubby finger sindrome ). Any comments welcome

well as of last night at 2 in the morning i am an uncle to a little lad again. spent the night worrying about my sister, it wasnt very nice as they had to take her away to a bigger hospital(dumfries) in an ambulance, she had to have an op(cant remember the name of it) to have the baby. it's crap me and my sisters getting older, it doesnt seem like long ago we were little kids and now we're grown up, and she's married with a kid. scary!!. her and the lad's ok though so that's the main thing. christ where did our childhood go :?

Hiya just to let you know the site/ post times are wrong, coz it's now 00:00 and the site says 11 ish, .. Am i missing something, Has it always been like this? i haven't looked b4 so if im wrong and its always like this just ignore me :oops: :roll:

Hi thought i'd say hello, been watching for a while and you seem like a rum bunch! I'm a big yamaha fan, since my 2 stroke days but currently ride a R1.

Is alpine-star a new mod??? if not why is his name in green!!

Just did it. Passed, wahay! 34/35 MCQ 67/75 Perception 101/110 Total I was chuffed at that as I did the test on the same day as arriving back from the US, Red eye from Baltimore, awake for over 24hrs! America was great, got to go shooting on indoor range. S&W 9mm and .45 as well as H&K MP5 on full auto! (shit eating grin!) unloaded 3, 30 round mags at FBI pattern paper targets. So can the new EU constitution have a right to bear arms? Please, please! Time to book a DA course now, just as soon as I can afford it. :roll:

Did anyone have the misfortune of seeing the 6 o'clock news...there was an article on there about biking summer fatalities, JEEZ..lets just say that we are the scum of Britain and that we should be all shot, i've never seen so much 1 sided journalism in my life :evil:. Nice one to the geeza from Sussex when asked what could be done about biker deaths on the road, he replied teach the car drivers how to drive...or something to that affect.