The Bar

Triple smoker, triple everything, triple carbs, triple pistons, starts first time every time, i love my Yam :!: Bunch of tall shipz parked in my bay, went out and got some shots, last time they did this i bought a case when the coast guard said i tried to ram the Amistad :roll: The Amistad: They had a gunboat dis time More to follow~~~~

a englishman a irishman and a scottishman are all in a pub all 3 of them order a pint of guiness each they put there drinks on the bar when all of a sudden 3 flies land in each of there drinks so the englishman pushes his pint away in disgust, the scottisman just fished the fly out and carried on drinking, and the irish man fishes the fly out of his pint holds the fly upside down over the pint and starts shouting SPIT IT OUT YOU LITTLE BASTARD FUCKING SPIT IT OUT. i found this one quite funny

i have aquired 'silver dream racer' so just sat down to watch it 8) aint seen it in a few years. someone nip down the shops and get me some beer :wink:

......Airheads! Brilliant Mods!

for those of you who dont look in he gallery veryoften heres a new post ive started http://www.yamahaclub.com/forum/viewforum....cd665e8afb664b9

:cry: what a day for yamaha one 4th and :shock: three crashes :shock: in the german motogp. if women had wheels we could ride them all day....

Just got news and appointments though post from the RCM (royal college of midwives), there is a national shortage of midwives so i am in demand there is a job advertised in the IOM wahay!! £4000 more than paid now £6000-10000 relocation package 2 years assistance with housing what should i do? i have asked for an application from and i will deffo go for an interview down side housing costs more cant think of anything else do i stay or do i go? then there is the obvious IOM TT

I will be there

well guess what guys i got my new job. im working security on nights in a customs and excise building its better pay and i was well impressed when the interviewer chose me over 27 people he had already interviewedand he said he dosent usually employ under 21 but he will make an excepton for me because i have a good record in and around bristol. im a very proud man now

Ok my technical knowledge of machinery is well next to basic........ok ok its crap but hey I don't deny it I need to know whether its cheaper to make gaskets from the paper they sell or are you better off spending more to get the prefab stuff. I dont have barrel loads of cash to throw at my bike and need the cheapest and easiest due to suffering from CFS ( chubby finger sindrome ). Any comments welcome

well as of last night at 2 in the morning i am an uncle to a little lad again. spent the night worrying about my sister, it wasnt very nice as they had to take her away to a bigger hospital(dumfries) in an ambulance, she had to have an op(cant remember the name of it) to have the baby. it's crap me and my sisters getting older, it doesnt seem like long ago we were little kids and now we're grown up, and she's married with a kid. scary!!. her and the lad's ok though so that's the main thing. christ where did our childhood go :?

Hiya just to let you know the site/ post times are wrong, coz it's now 00:00 and the site says 11 ish, .. Am i missing something, Has it always been like this? i haven't looked b4 so if im wrong and its always like this just ignore me :oops: :roll:

Hi thought i'd say hello, been watching for a while and you seem like a rum bunch! I'm a big yamaha fan, since my 2 stroke days but currently ride a R1.

Is alpine-star a new mod??? if not why is his name in green!!

Just did it. Passed, wahay! 34/35 MCQ 67/75 Perception 101/110 Total I was chuffed at that as I did the test on the same day as arriving back from the US, Red eye from Baltimore, awake for over 24hrs! America was great, got to go shooting on indoor range. S&W 9mm and .45 as well as H&K MP5 on full auto! (shit eating grin!) unloaded 3, 30 round mags at FBI pattern paper targets. So can the new EU constitution have a right to bear arms? Please, please! Time to book a DA course now, just as soon as I can afford it. :roll:

Did anyone have the misfortune of seeing the 6 o'clock news...there was an article on there about biking summer fatalities, JEEZ..lets just say that we are the scum of Britain and that we should be all shot, i've never seen so much 1 sided journalism in my life :evil:. Nice one to the geeza from Sussex when asked what could be done about biker deaths on the road, he replied teach the car drivers how to drive...or something to that affect.

tempting very tempting just what i want http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...2484058155&rd=1

Whats Yours??? I havn`t yet decided theres soooooo Many

Does anyone else have noisy neighbours? every weekend their oosh oosh oosh boom boom boom shite comes on :evil: ...i dont mind thru the day cos tbh i can be quite noisy myself (vroom vroom :wink: ). She's a bloody party whore who needs to be shut up...something in her mouth perhaps :wink: Its murder when its BBQ time..tens of 20 somethings pissed up on 8 Ace Rant over...they finally finished patying :twisted:

BOON was the man 8) and so was his mate 8) 8)