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Feeling a bit sad today as it will be my final farewell to my mate. Thought I'd do a bit of surfing and found this www.engrish.com Some of it cheered me up a bit but what makes you guys chuckle?

.....there's a twat in the house. 8) No...not the usual ones :roll: ....there's a new one! He's a doddering old twat from Cardiff called renegade and he's got a ZRX! Steer well clear of him! 8)

Has anybody else seen the film Torque? Bloody hell it's no wonder the whole world perceives us as mindless hooligans and as for the so called stunts I pmsl all the way through! If you haven't seen it you really must!

I'd thought say hullo again!

Laid my mate to rest this mornin'Typical of him ,the box was carried out to the strains of,Sweet Child of Mine.Went an had a ride over the fells, feel a lot better,thanks for all the kind words you lot.

well its hondas turn now just found this on the web :oops: yep the japs are trying to kill us :shock:

Ok so I reshod my steed yesterday with some Dunlops (207RR's). My mate rang me at work in the afternoon he'd heard there was a good band playing at a pub we sometimes go to so we made arrangements and of we went for the evening. Band was good had some diet cokes, time to leave. Get into the carpark 5 bikes in a row all with flat back tyres. Some git slashed them. I was NOT impressed and neither was my bloke as he had to bring his tranny van over to pick us up! So today I put on another new back tyre...

My Dad no longer has his Mullet of 16 years .....I think he just wanted to get my Mom off his back ....so he got fed up & took out the scissors & snip....that's all she wrote :? So now I'm the top Mullet Head around here...... Have a look for yourself.....this is me playing basketball, which I like to do....when I'm not riding my Yamaha 8) or playing Vid games :wink: Yeah...those James Dean hairstyles are for Old Farts that ride XT's ....just joking :wink:

hi, first post so be nice... ive seen this Yamaha FLX that's for sale but i can't find any info on them... it looks about 10 year old and is a kinda touring / commuter style bike. does anyone know anything about them, prices, history, reliability etc. any help much apreciated cheers

Well, actually just one track. Is anyone out there able to tell me the name of the track at the end of Kung Pow: Enter the fist ??? (2002). It's a techno type track that's pretty cool. It's also used in the 2000 version of 'Get Carter' just before Carter (Sly Stallone) says 'you should finish what you started' and then beats up and (suggested although you don't see it) kills Eric in the disco. It's doing my nut it - anyone with the answer pleeeezeeeee Cheers - J

Found out today that a mate of mine died on friday, he was en route to a meet down south, traffic was slowin for a roundabout when a truck came up behind him too fast,,did'nt stand a chance. :cry:

hi guys will these wheels fit my DT125R 91 model?? plz help http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...item=7912912373 thank mark!

the main man and fellow scot has finished his 20k miles round the world tour on his beemer along with his mate, mucho respect to him 8) here's a link to read all about it http://ewan.pitas.com/ 8) :wink: jocks are real bikers ya know 8)

OK... the weekends here...time to spend some cash on really expensive cleaning products. How do get that back to black look on everything should be black...ect ect... Cheers buddies,... Colie

here ya go mate, i found this and thought you might like it :twisted:

'i aint gettin on no plane sucka' 8) mozzy models himself on mr t 8)

..ok... only been back for in the saddle for 4/5 weeks after 15 years so please be gentle... . going up an incline nice curves.. decided to try the corner at little more speed than i should have.... one of the moments where you realise this isn't going right, and you know the corners too tight... . split second thinking...'..i'm not going to make this ...f**k...what am i going to do....other voice in my head says take you f**king hand off the throttle tw*t....good idea i think in response...' as it happens there is a bay just after the apex of the corner....i manage to break and slowdown enough to make the bay.....i would have hit the kerb, dented my pride …

A cowboy lay sprawled across three seats in a posh Tyler Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy. "Sorry sir, but you are only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager." The cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment, he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried to move the cowboy, but without success. Finally they summon the police. On arrival, the policeman surveyed the situation briefly and then asked, "A…

Went for a ride this afternoon an broke down,dead short on the battery,nuthin too serious. But in the space of an hour while waitin for the AA, seven bikers stopped to see if they could help,we're a breed apart me thinks,goes without sayin that no motorists stopped.