The Bar

Hello there, new to the forum. 48 year old kid with a 250 4L1 LC (mint) road bike, 350 F2 YPVS golden era race bike, 250TZ Vtwin GP race bike. Still wacking round the tracks and mixing it, Hope I can contribute to the forum. OGR

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: a) lovemaking screwing c) Driving the pigskin bus into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship your blood-test results c) five tequila slammers 3. You time your orgasm so that: a) your partner climaxes first you both climax simultaneously c) you don't miss Sportscenter 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: a) healthy, creative love-play not the sort of thing your wife would ever agree to c) not the sort of thing your wife needs…

Q) How do you tell if your house was framed by a crew of Lesbians? :shock: A) There's NO studs!....It's ALL Tongue & Groove

This came off the RG500 mailing list so it ain't mine.... f(x)=6x+3 walks into a bar. "Got any sandwiches?” f(x)=6x+3 asks the barman. "Sorry," he replies, "We don't cater for functions." :x

remember 'Smak the Penguin' ? It has evolved.. http://meph.eu.org/sealbounce.html

Today I hate My other halfs GSXR600. Got knocked of it at Silverstone yesterday and now I have got to pay to fix it again! I also hate washing machines as mine decided to die this morning and I have got to buy a new one AND use the launderette until it comes.. Bye bye RD... :cry:

....would you say this Boat is?........ Well, it's only about 47" long :shock: ......powered by a hopped-up 30cc WeedEater motor 8-) It belongs to a guy who I used to work with....he built it himself....then hired my painting services to finish it off with. Here's my contribution to this project.......for which I recieved an $80 AirBrush upon completion 8) ....... So now I have TWO Airbrushes & I got the pleasure of listening this beaut rev to the moon out on the river 8)

Hi all. I went so that I might leave house in the morning at 3 o'clock and I might watch Moto-GP. Motegi of Sunday was the day of the very hot race. Did foreign everyone see it by the satellite relay? I could watch it in the invitation seat which Honda prepared for. Do you know? The fact that KAWASAKI won pretense for 23 years with GP. KAWASAKI lost the halves of the factories exactly by the big earthquake 10 years ago. Then, they were the conditions that you had to tie up with Suzuki in the marketing section. KAWASAKI does its best.

I was just wonder, why do some people insist on modding there bikes (especially sports bikes)? It's not that they're not fast enough already! A stock 600 sports bike will do 0-60 in 3.5 sec! Isn't that good enough perfomance already? :?

And how's everyone been on here!?

Allow me to introduce myself. I am a member of the Truth Squad, whose primary function is to monitor Internet abuse. An individual posting on this forum has been guilty of grossly misrepresenting himself. In other words he's a liar. I have listed quotes from various posts made by this person. If you wish to verify their authenticity, just click on his username and search for all posts by him. You'll find many more embarrassing examples. I call on members to be very wary in dealing with this individual, who posts under the name of scrapedplastic. I'm 19 and have just bought my first 125, before that I had a DT50R. I've been riding a 125 for a few years now and wan…

just got back from a month in france, was pretty damn cool, lovely place, tried out a KTM Crosser, excellent stuff got back yesterday took the old DT out this monring, was an excellent feeling, i was screaming joy under the lid!

Well done to Rossi for knocking up another win for Yamaha in Portugal. Also, did you see Marco Melandri's "Spiderman Leathers" and bike paint work? PRetty cool it was but shame he crashed out and wrecked it! :? Unlucky mate.

First message to this forum... Well it's a start...

.....Suzuki's rule! 8) Discuss.

.....for quite a few weeks. Last heard of in Australia! Anybody heard from him.....cos he doesn't usually leave it this long between visits.

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.....at www.live2ride.co.uk Very good indeed guys...so that's what all the secrecy was about! :little guy:

What's happening? Some of the Grange Hill crowd here are going on about a new forum starting for all types of bikes. Is it true? And if it is....why weren't me and Da Mozzman told? 8)