Moderator YamaHead Posted July 30, 2004 Moderator Share Posted July 30, 2004 A cowboy lay sprawled across three seats in a posh Tyler Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy. "Sorry sir, but you are only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager." The cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment, he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried to move the cowboy, but without success. Finally they summon the police. On arrival, the policeman surveyed the situation briefly and then asked, "All right partner, what's your name?" "Jim," the cowboy moaned. "Where ya from Jim?" With pain in his voice Jim replied, "The Balcony." :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazz Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 The old one's are still the best :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcooled Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 good 'un scott :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yammie girl Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 awh i hope someone did something to help him!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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