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Star wars and bikes YYEAARRRR!! http://www.heavy.com/video/502 http://www.heavy.com/video/967 second part

(rant mode) I'm getting really annoyed with the "news" at the moment. Whilst I accept that there are economic challenges at the moment, I think it's made worse by the media bending statistics and facts in the pursuit of some dramatic art that bears little resemblance to factual reporting. I think the media is partly to blame for this recession by winding everyone up - it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. It's the recession at the moment, but we've had Bird Flu in the past, and global warming is still on the agenda when there's nothing else for them to be depressing about. I remember water shortages about 2/3 years ago, with hosepipe bans etc - and lines from the pres…

The other day a bloke offered me a go on his ice rink for 10p. I thought, "What a cheap skate."

hit the windows to see what swear words ya get snowball game

Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez. It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.

Last christmas I got some toy soldiers, To play with when I'm in bed, But I got bored with my seargents and majors, So I played with my privates instead.

Its Beautiful...Innit!

hi all. just to tell you about My new bike - YAMAHA R15 black it is a wonderful machine~! i love it. thanks

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar. SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above. SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT:…

i had a 03 r6 idk i dont want to sound stupid but im buying a new one and its a yzfr6 2004 is there a difference between yzfr6 and r6 of the same year?

Just to let you all no passed my test this morning 2md time lucky very happy indeed managed to do it with no lessons! now the hunt for the new bike begins be careful in this weather take care

this is not photoshopped i took the pic myself weds morning in Groningen holland, nice little sewage tanker eh

Seeing that we are having an early Xmas (The snow) I decided to park my bike outside my girlfriends house overnight while i was at work a mere 500 yards away. To my horror after a 12 hour night shift i came back to it at 7am to find 2 flat tyres, ok i thought, maybe it was the severe cold...upon examining the tyres..I found a neat tool shape, identical in each tyre wall....SO THE F%$£*R WHO DID THIS WILL PAY IF I FIND YOU, not only did you cost me money to have my bike recovered, you cost me money for new tyres and made me stay awake for the whole of the day and next night, YOU ARE A C*&T and will pay dearly for your actions.... Do these MOFOs know what it costs!!!…

Aup folks. Does anyone use MSN? if so feel free to add me [email protected] as I dnt get chance to go on this site as much as normal. Have Merry Xmas Geoff

A little ditty for all pasta lovers. A man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of the rendevous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he offered to pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet he told her to simply mail him a post card and write �Spaghetti� on the back, he would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day …

Man driving down narrow road, Woman driving up same road. They pass each other, man winds his window down and shouts "FAT COW", Woman yells back "BALDY TW*T", Woman then drives round corner, crashes into a huge cow and dies....If only women would listen.

Ok - i watch this - only cos there is naff all else dominating prime time telly on a saturday night. Now, this is aimed at those that DO watch it - im not asking for any "i dont watch that shite" posts because they are totally irrelevant, and that will just prove that you DO watch the X Factor, you just want people to think you're tough cos ya dont *snigger* Anywhooo - Diana Vickers...... My god what is wrong with that girl? She sounds like a strangled cat!!! I cannot STAND to hear her "sing". She is THE worst contestant ever. Yet the judges are bleating about how fantastic she is cos she is "quirky". QUIRKY? If you want quirky come meet some of OUR members! One…

What dooes Speedy Gonzalez use to lay his carpets? Underlay Underlay!!!! I think we should start that cracker joke thread again like last year!!...............

microsoft gets it this time Adolf is upset again

Something like this, gets you a proper feel of how good the bike will stand up to day to day use. From 2:45 onwards I was in stitches Found on another forum so it could be a repost