Yamabyss

Hi, I'm looking at a 55 plate Fazer 600 (naked) it's black with black engine and swing arm guys looking for £3,200 (5000 miles) how can i tell if its an import? what are the differences? is there anything to look out for? Cheers in advance Smirky

This is starting to piss me off now. Last sunday i lost my phone whilst walking the bike back from hungerford after it ceised up. then during the week i lost both the remote for my home cinema system and my TV, so my home cinema system can't be adjusted (no buttons on the unit itself) and my TV is stuck on PC input mode. and NOW ive come to book my theory test and ive lost my wallet, which has £30 cash, my driving licence, bank card and a few other bits in it. this is fucking rediculous. dam you gremlins, give me my stuff back rant over

hi everyone. fired up my DT last night to check it was all okay after its rebuild, but this morning it just wouldn't go despite all the bumping, kicking and swearing. later inspection revealed that there is now no ignition/spark. plug looks a bit sh*tty but otherwise fine, can't see why it wont go now if it did go last night. anyone got any ideas?. starting to think maybe i should have got a TS

Hi I'm rebuilding my 82 Yam xj 650 maxim, but struggling to find awkward parts like caliper boots and the main jet needles from the carbs, I have tried companies like Wemoto, M&P parts with no luck, just wondered if anyone out there with a xj 650 where do you get your parts from???. Any help is most welcome Thanks Daz

don't know if anyone knows this but the advent of digital cameras have brought other gimmicks to the fore. The latest is tiltshft where a photograph is duplicated ond slightly blurred. this gives the impression of looking at a toy! I found a web site that does it on;ine for your pleasure http://tiltshiftmaker.com/ here's one i did earlier

SUCCESS: At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants. At age 12 success is . . . having friends. At age 17 success is . having a drivers license. At age 35 success is . . having money. At age 50 success is . . having money. At age 70 success is . . ... having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . . having friends. At age 80 success is . . not piddling in your pants.

you know how it goes down to the local yam dealer "i need some new engine cases for me xvs650" That will be £520.00 HOW MUCH!!!! so off to evilbay i go and what do you know over the pond in the good old usa i get both for £150.00 me thinks i should move lol

Hi all. I’ve got something on my mind and I’m at a bit of a loss as to what to do. A few regulars on here are acquainted with me through the Forum, but you don’t have any direct, embarrassing contact with me. Most of you tend to be experienced and mature, so I thought it best to run this past you first. Ok, deep breath… For some time now I've suspected that something is going on with the Missus. A few of the usual clues – The phone rings, I answer, no-one there. Every Thursday she goes out to play Bingo with “the girls”, but I’ve found out from one of her friends, nieces boyfriend that she hasn’t been for a few weeks. I always used to keep an ear out for Sheila…

Hi everyone. have just fitted my big bore, was a P.I.T.A getting the exhaust nut off but i managed it in the end by heating it up and then undoing it. now, my main problem is getting the bloody thing back on!, every time i screw it on it just doesnt seem to find the threads, or it will screw on and tighten up, possibly because it is cross-threading, but no matter how much i jiggle it about and redo it i can never get the bastard thing on. i made sure its the right thread and im doing it the right way. but it just wont go! anyone got any suggestions? - Steve

The wife got me a Philips 42 " for Christmas. What the fuck do I need a screwdriver that big for?

Business Meeting Bingo.... 1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5″x5″ is a good size. Divide the card into columns-five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks. 2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block: synergy strategic fit core competencies best practice bottom line revisit take that off-line 24/7 out of the loop benchmark value-added proactive win-win think outside the box fast track result-driven empower knowledge base solution touch base mindset client focus paradigm game plan leverage 3. Check off the appropriate b…

I'm done with this car! - MustangForums.com Reminds me of the 106ownersclub post on here a while ago and a audi one Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong..... - AudiForums.com loool

hey ive just got a dt 125 r 2001 for my birthday and i sorta dont like the tyre's on it and ive seen exact models with supermoto wheels and was wondering if some one could give me a company or companies that sell rims spokes and tyre's for that model as i have already got a spare set of stock rims. Any advice welcome.

I went to a Roger Moore/James Bond party last night, and for a laugh I went as Sean Connery. It certainly raised a few eyebrows.

Here's a good'n for all the born again & mature riders. click here. and turn your sound on.

Star wars and bikes YYEAARRRR!! http://www.heavy.com/video/502 http://www.heavy.com/video/967 second part

(rant mode) I'm getting really annoyed with the "news" at the moment. Whilst I accept that there are economic challenges at the moment, I think it's made worse by the media bending statistics and facts in the pursuit of some dramatic art that bears little resemblance to factual reporting. I think the media is partly to blame for this recession by winding everyone up - it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. It's the recession at the moment, but we've had Bird Flu in the past, and global warming is still on the agenda when there's nothing else for them to be depressing about. I remember water shortages about 2/3 years ago, with hosepipe bans etc - and lines from the pres…

The other day a bloke offered me a go on his ice rink for 10p. I thought, "What a cheap skate."

hit the windows to see what swear words ya get snowball game