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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-kGTb4D6PfY i want their goverment ...

50 THINGS YOU WOULD LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of [poo poo]. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. 10. Ahhhh. I see the [censored]-up fairy has visited us again. 11. I lik…

A young blonde Portsmouth girl, down on her luck, decided to end it all one night by casting herself into the cold, dark waters off Gunwharf Quay. As she stood on the edge, pondering the infinite, a young sailor noticed her as he strolled by. 'You're not thinking of jumping, are you babes?' he asked. 'Yes, I am.' replied the sobbing girl. Putting his arm around her, the kind sailor coaxed her back from the edge. 'Look, nothing's worth that. I'll tell you what; I'm sailing off for Australia tomorrow. Why don't you stow away on board and start a new life over there. I'll set you up in one of the lifeboats on the deck, bring you food and water every night and …

Any ideas of who built this bike, its signed by "paint works" on the tank the kit has a Don Vesco tag. Looking for value etc. The bike runs good and is FAST. It has lots of DG parts.

Looks like my daily comute http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hOKBW-KANno

Your signature appears to change color everytime i am on the forum i must be tripping out....shit

Contrast the way terrorist attacks are handled by eyewitnesses in Glesga compared with the US. America: "Oh my God! there was a man on fire, he was running about, I just ran for my life... I thought I was gonna die, he got so close to me" Glasgow: "Cunt wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a good boot, then decked him" America: "I just wanna get home, away from here.. I just wanna get home, I thought I was gonna die" Glasgow: "Here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a fuckin' plane! Ye get me?" America: "There was pandemonium, people were running in all directions, we didn't know what was happening, I thought I was gonna die" Glas…

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes. He told them that they could have 3 wishes each. Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the …

I rushed into an elevator last night, the doors were just about to close when this fat hairy hand shot right in and opened the doors. Out of the shadows the silhouette of a hunchback appeared, and with it emerged a foul woman who stumbled in and stood beside me, the smell of urine was overpowering making me gag, her bloodshot eyes and frothy mouth made me shudder and i thought to myself, How the fuck did I end up married to her?

A woman goes to a gynecologist. Whilst examining her, the doctor asks, "So, have you ever had a check up here before?" "No, but I have had some Germans and an Austrian."

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman with gorgeous figure, big breasts etc, waving at him. She says "Hello"! He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "Oh yes, you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife. So aghast he says:- "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the snooker table, with all my mates watching, while you whipped my bum with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly:- "No, I'm your son's teacher."

hi everyone where's the best (cheapest) place to get a head gasket for a Yamaha DT50MX (1990) or would it be possible to cut one out of gasket paper (if so what thickness gasket paper) - Steve

With my daughter in the car yesterday (she's not allowed on the bike yet), waiting to pull out of a junction; traffic is busy....and along comes a biker....and as he approaches he suddenly reaches in to his breast pocket, and pulls out his mobile phone, and starts looking at it - further down the road it looked like he was texting on it. To do it at all: stupid. To do it in traffic - total twat.

Hi! Got a problem w/ my 79' XS1100F. Here's the problem: 1. 1 push start ok. nice accelration & evrything. 2. After driving 5mins the engine will cut off & the battery will be drained. 3. After a few more minutes, the engine will start again & that is the cycle now. Start, stop, start. whew! 4. does this have anything to do w/ my coil, rectifier etc? Pls help! Thanks!

A biker is in a hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his nose and mouth. A pretty nurse is in attendance. "Nurse.." he mumbles, " Are my testicles black?" The nurse raises his gown and holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles with the other. She takes a close look at them before saying, " Sir there is nothing wrong with them." The biker removes the oxygen mask from his face and smiles at her saying. " Thanks for that. It was just wonderful. But listen very closely and carefully.... Are my test...results...back?"

I purchased a 1100 dragstar new in 2004 cash! it always sounded a bit 'KLUNKY' starting,but last week 15/8/07 klunk.....then whir whir....stripped starter off to find shaft sheared off at the bearing! gutted! had to strip crank case off (along with side stand, footrests etc!) to retrieve stub and sprocket! off to J.T's in bridge end s.wales (yamaha dealer) to be informed new starter will be.....THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY SIX POUNDS!!!! so by the time ive saved this summers fuckin over and i'm greasin bike for winter storage! then i'm told..."common fault that mate"! look out for "dragstar for sale" next year...........any one had similar problem or know where i can get a …

A builder and his apprentice on a building site are argueing about how much you can carry in a wheelbarrow. The old guy starts to get fed up with it and says to the younger guy, "Right a months wages! , i bet i can carry something across the site in the wheelbarrow that you can't" The young wipper snapper jumps at the 'easy' money, "you've got a bet old timer, i can lift far more for far longer than you ever can". So they shake on the bet to make it official then the old guy looks at him with a thin smile, "go on then get in......" I'm normally far too late with gags i seem to be the last person to hear them but this h…

A man is stranded in the desert and has not eaten or drunk anything for nearly 36 hours. He is about to die. Amazingly, as he stumbles through the sand, he comes to three market stalls. The man (half-thinking he must be hallucinating) approaches the first stall and demands: "I need water, sell me some water." "Sorry, Sir," replies the stall owner, "I only sell custard." The man, visibly taken aback, goes up to the second stall and again asks for water. "I'm afraid I only sell sponge cake and cream," replies the second stall owner. The man turns in disbelief to the final stall and begs "Please, I need water now or I'll die." "Sorry Sir, I only sell hundreds and thousa…

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket - he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie and promised to send the driver money from home but to no avail. The cabbie said "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight. One year later the same businessman returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he w…

The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil (this is too cute)!...You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one. Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?' When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Mary didn't sti…