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I say dont do it, as its just like playing golf! they all dress funny, play with small balls and smell of some strange stuff and even though we take the piss out of them once you go and join in, thats it your stuck with it and you never leave! sort of like the twilight zone. Just rock up, quick burn out to show them all that they let age beat them and ride off into the setting sun with the biggest grin on your face knowing that growing old is enevitable but growing up is optional

NO NO! don't do it, it's God's waiting room.

A couple of years ago when I reached the ripe old age of 60, my late wife who was a good few years younger than me looked at me with that innocent smile on her face that told me she was about to take the piss, with a straight look on her face she said your old enough now to use the old peoples day center. FFS, anyway I told her that I can't stand bingo or Vera Lynne or any of the crap that they seem to do but if they started selling cheap booze and playing rock music I might consider going. Just lately I have been tempted to rock up on my reasonably loud cruiser, park next to the mobility scooters give the throttle a blip and walk in just to see what the reaction would be. Is this just a plain ****ing stupid idea or should I book a one way ticket to Switzerland ?

http://youtu.be/02V2Wyj4_pE

I dunno but will be sure to share it with you my peeps

Behold, Phileas Frog! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TfdmXhqKiA

All we ask is that you post a video!!

No I'm with Andrew on this, but make sure you have an escape plan.

200stone and your belly on the tank understandable LOL KEV Thats like trying to suff a 30 lb sauage in a 10 lb skin, and a sr 125 over geared Elvis again,,but a rd 350 with anyone under 200lbs and sitting right on the bike to do a wheelie,NFP they will come up easy. Mine were unicycles most of the time.That why I had to get rid of them,just to tempting to do wheelies. They are great bikes all around go like stink in a line and once you learn the power curve they will do anything on demand! Just got to learn the sweet spots of the power curve. Try the on off method Mac and it wil come together ,,,you will be dancing the bike at will on the back wheel 4-7k is bliss enough torque and revs to spare.Keep your foot over the back break.

Yeh" and take drewpy with yah,,,,

you should open a new pinned threat, "the foamy`s corner" so we can avoid this

Is that left over from the mankini photo?

Read on reddit recently: The most powerful liquid in the world A young kid is sitting on some church steps shaking a bottle of liquid and watching the bubbles rise when a priest walks out from inside and asks him: "what have you got their son?" The boy says, "this is the most powerful liquid in the world father, it's turpentine!" The priest says" oh, you got that a bit wrong lad, the most powerful liquid in the world is holy water, why if you put one drop on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a girl and if you put two drops on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a boy!" The kid responds "Ah, that ain't nothing father, if you put two drops of this on a cat's ass, it'll pass a motorcycle!" Link