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I am looking for a manual and a partlist for my bike (Yamaha 400 Maxim 1982). Also the type of fuel, filters and oil to put in the engine. I had opend this question in the bar but there where little replys. I know that in Canada there are a lot of this type of bikes. Please, please help me .

I had deja vu last night when i was watchin a Batman movie . It was when the joker was on , ive seen this face before aha Big Brother ( Jane Goody's mother ) god shes what nightmares are made of .

Seeing how Pete has seemed to deem me as the Forum Redneck ...... I thought it fitting to ablige him with these .... RedNeck BassBoat... RedNeck Cat... RedNeck gingerBread House... RedNeck Grill... RedNeck Hardley... RedNeck Lawn Mower... RedNeck Lottery Winner... RedNeck Lottery Winner on vacation... RedNeck Palm Pilot... RedNeck Pet Carrier... RedNeck Wedding Reception... RedNeck Yacht...

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs. Miss Rowntree wasn't kee…

This bloke is working on the buses and collecting tickets. He rings the bell for the driver to set off when there's a woman half getting on the bus. The driver sets off, the woman falls from the bus and is killed. At the trial the bloke is sent down for murder and seeing as it's Texas he's sent to the electric chair. On the day of his execution he's sat in the chair and the executioner grants him a final wish. "Well" says the man, "is that your packed lunch over there ?" "Yes" answers the executioner. "Can I have that green banana ?" The executioner gives the man his green banana and waits till he's eaten it. When the man's finished, the executioner flips the switch …

Hi All.I have just bought a highway hawk windshield for my 650 Dragstar. Unfortunately there is no instructions and the bits look quite complicated. The are 4 "L" shaped pieces plus four brackets. I am at a loss as how it all fits together so if anyone has any idea or you have fitted a similar shield could you either give me some help or even send a photo of the completed shield on the bike. I would be eternaly grateful. Cheers AB [email protected]

hi does any 1 know or can comfirm what the engine number is off a fzr 400 rrsp model i have recently brought a fzr 400 rrsp 3tj model an the engine number is a 1wg can any 1 confirm this is the number or does it have the wrong lump in or has had the casting changed PLZ PLZ PLZ HELP it would be very much appreciated

Hi all Got a problem with my spyball alarm, need help Spyball Alarm 6527, with 2 key fob Went to my bike the other and the alarm/immobiliser wouldn't switch off with the key fob i was using, so i grabbed the other key fob and it worked first time. So when i was out i got new batteries for the other fob, installed the battery in the remote, ran through the key re-align info (hold big button down for 1sec then release then big button down again for a further 15secs and it should re-align), but guess what..... It never. So my Question is has anybody came accross this fault before? and/or does anybody have a fix for the problem? thanx.

I have a xs 400 E 1978. Whether the carburettor from 1981 XS 400 Special II will fit my bike? Anybody has any advise?

Hi Everybody! I bought my new MT03 last saturday. Totally loving it! However, 3 days after taking it away from the showroom I dropped it in a carpark!!! DOH! It rides great of course - just a little tall for me... Anyway, I have searched online for aftermarket engine cases or covers as my rear brake lever bent into my engine case damaging it. I just can't find any! No replacements other than OEM? Tara

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys'side of the story.(I must admit, it's pretty good.)We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think …

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hi im new to the forum and i have recently bought a blue,black and white yamaha jacket. It has yamaha wrote on both sleeves and on the back there is a yamaha badge with yamaha under and on the front top,left there is a small yamaha badge with yamaha on it. It also has Billy Mckenzie's signature on the back. It is not on ebay yet because i thought yamaha jacket should go to a yamaha owner. so if there is any offers on the jacket you can contact me on [email protected] or pm me. I still might not sell it but if the price is right i will crispy

Hi, Can anyone tell me of any mods for the fuel injection on my XT660X?

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I just wanted to inquire that I have bought a 07 R6 Yamaha. I changed my exhaust to a devil carbon fibre exhaust on the first service of the bike (1000kms) To my surprise this sound is very low..i have ordered the exhaust which is a small exhaust similar to a stock exhaust. I have attached a pic I found on the net..it is similar to this..Someone told me that since it’s a brand new exhaust, you have to run it till 500kms to get the actual sound to it..is that true? Or did I make a bad deal!!! Pls advise. Thanks. This is what a reply i got from www.vyxxn.co.uk The silencer on the 07 R6 doesnt really do anything as the actual baffles are in the pipework underneath th…

I dont think I will mess with a lorry !!! READ THE STORY FIRST IF YOU ARE SQUEMISH, DO NOT LOOK. This proves you should not F around with truck drivers.. This fine upstanding member of the infamous 18th Street LA gang decided one day that he would try to car-jack a semi truck at gun point .The gangster jumped up on the driver side, while the truck was in motion, and stuck a gun in the drivers face. The only problem was that the truck driver opened up the door and knocked the attempted Thief off. He lost his balance and fell under the wheels of the truck. At which time the driver slammed on his brakes,…

OH PEEPS I AM SO UPSET DUE TO BABY ON THE WAY I AM FORCED TO SELL MY XJ ITS BLACK IN COLOUR AND IS VERY LOOKED AFTER AND PAMPARD I NEED ABOUT £2100 ONO ITS DONE 24,000 MILES ON THE CLOCK AND HAS NEW MOT ETC ITS A V REG VERY VERY VERY NICE BIKE CONTACT ME ON EMAIL AND LEAVE ME YOUR CONTACT NUMBER OR MINE IS 07737325366 IF NO ANSWER PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE TA PEEPS PRACTITIONER 31

Little Melissa comes home from 1st grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint, and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says: Â "No, I don't think God would get mad. Whom do you want to give a Valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad , and maybe start loving people…

Just bought her indoors a new bag and belt for Valentines Day ........... the hoover works a treat now !!!