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Wal-Mart Diagnosis......

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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My

elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.

"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample

and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do

about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars, a lot cheaper than a


So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine

sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow.

Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will

improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began

wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap

water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and

daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten

dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The

computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. :rolleyes:

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. :blink:

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better. :lol:

Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart. ;)

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