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> > > ITALIAN BOY CONFESSION

> > >

> > > Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. The

> > > priest asked, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?

> > > Yes, Father it is.

> > > And who was the woman you were with?

> > > I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.

> > > Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may

> > > as

> > > well tell me now.

> > > Was it Tina Minetti?

> > > I cannot say.

> > > Was it Teresa Volpe?

> > > I'll never tell.

> > > Was it Nina Capeli?

> > > I'm sorry but I cannot name her.

> > > Was it Cathy Piriano?

> > > My lips are sealed.

> > > Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?

> > > Please, Father, I cannot tell you.

> > > The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi

> > > and

> > > I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend

> > > church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.

> > > Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and

> > > whispers,

> > > What'd you get?

> > > Four months vacation and five good leads...

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