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A couple decide to go on holiday and arrive at Terminal 5. Seeing the chaos the husband reasures his wife. "Look we've been stressed out all year we've not managed a holiday for ages as soon as we're away from here things will get better" The next day they manage to get on a plane, but without their luggage. "Still look on the bright side dear we've always wanted to see Tibet and now we're on our way" When they get to Tibet they get caught up in a protest march outside the airport and mistaken for activists they're arrested and spend three days in jail. "Come on dear keep your spirits up we've done nothing wrong, it'll all be sorted soon." Then an Emba…

His and Hers Diary, Page 1, Saturday. Hers: "He was quiet, subdued, just not himself. Something was wrong, he hadn't even kissed me all night. Not even looked in my direction. I think its another woman. I went to bed and cried. He followed me up later. I cuddled up to him and stroked his hair. He lay still. We eventually we made love and fell asleep in each others arms." His: "England lost, fucking gutted. Got a ride, though!!"

The VOODOO PENIS A Florida businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, 'Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except...the Voodoo Penis!' The husband said 'The what'? The man repeated 'The Voodoo Penis’ and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo. The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a dildo!' The man then pointed to the door and said, 'Voodoo Penis, door!' The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding the keyhole. …

A man in a hot air balloon, realising he was lost, reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended further and shouted to the lady "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don'tknow where I am." The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be in IT," said the balloonist. "Actually I am," replied thewoman, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct but I've no idea what to make of your i…

The welsh mining industry looks set for a cone-back. Thev"ve found some COPPER in snowdonia

I currently have a Yamaha aerox R and i have just put some new power reeds in the revalves and i have gone off the clock on flat land just about 65 but i would like to go faster what other mods can i do ~??????????

i have a blue bike which colour would go well white or black ? i curently have white wheels so i duno which colour >?

Well been out riding around just for the love of it tonight and it started drizzling. everything was all good apart from every other car driver coming passed with fffing fog lights on. I never thought it was that bad having fog lights on and didnt see why people moaned about it but they really do blind you when your on two wheels. Rant Over

Hi, Just changing my headers on my fzr400(night mare!) and looked at the exup on the exhaust and it's a mess. Only 1 cable attached and both are falling apart. 1) Should the valve move very freely? 2) When i pull the cables down to the exup they continue to come is tis correct? 3) Also does any body know where i can but some cables from? Cheers guys morepower

Hey guys. having problems with my 2003 XVS 125. It will go into 1st gear but not any other gear, when i managed to get it into 2nd gear and back into neutral the engine will not start now. The gear problem came about because the gear pedal was hit from the front. Does any body have any idea what could be done to fix this issue-i.e if there is a linkage in the gearbox of some thing that would require replacing? cheers

A coach driver was driving a load of blind people around. He stopped at a pub for a drink and being the kind person that he was, he told the blind people to play some football, and attatched a couple of bells on a ball so then they could hear where abouts it was. After much plastering of himself, a couple of coppers walked in and asked who was looking after a bunch of blind people. The driver owned up and asked them why. "Well sir they're kicking the shit out of a load of morris dancers!"

Dear Neville, I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid…

anyone else out there having problems with getting stuff they've ordered from hotbikebits.co.uk - they haven't delivered an order after 3 weeks despite the confirmation mail saying it will be with me in 3 days, the phone numbers they have on their website don't work and they don't reply to emails (even the 'contact us' link on the website gets no reply!). Scanning around the web, people have been having problems and reported them to trading standards as far back as mid December and yet you can still order (even now!) from their website and it will process your card payment!!!!!!). Be warned

Hi All, I'm new here. Just purchased a 1981 RS 125 and I need all the info I can get for a proper restoration especially the engine. Any help is greatly appreciated, regards Mark

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ok any of you here from southend , and if not any1 go to the ace cafe bike shakedown this year ? there were tones of bikes! fucking sweet any1 going nxt year ?

Tampax is bringing out a new tampon. they have replaced the string with a piece of coloured tinsel.... it's being released for the christmas period.

www.Liveleak.com We need a few of these in the US.

hey there, another newbie here just picked up my dt 125r im looking to put supermoto wheels on it but i have no idea which ones fit, which ones are good and whats good value for money? any help would be much appreciated thanks =]

Thankfully people don't take tossers like this for real. Read some of the signatures if you fancy a laugh http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/Ban-motorbikes/