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VERY INTERESTING STUFF In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb' ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. -------------…

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I Decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an …

Grumpy The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?' Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?' The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.' In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them. Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Euro…

Priceless -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fred had had a headache for many years . He finally made a doctor's appointment. Results as follows. The doctor said, "Fred, the good news is I can cure your headaches.The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Fred was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a hea…

Only in Britain....can you get a pizza to your door faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain...do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get there prescriptiopns, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. Only in Britain.... do Banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain...do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on our drives and lock worthless crap in the garage. Not to mention... 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9V battery works on there tongue... 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not r…

A man is in bed asleep with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk. "Hi there." slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push??" "No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door. He goes back u…

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a TV show, I have finally found inner peace. A pastor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who bloody gud I fel. Peas sen di…

Hello can someone let me know how easy or hard the hazard test it. scared i might go clicking crazy! Feel confident on the questions! thanks!

Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven, he gets a big house and a nice car from St. peter, a couple of weeks later he is walking about heaven meeting new people, then he see's a man with the best suit he had ever seen, so he askes him 'where did you get that suit', - I got a hundred of them when i came here, along with a mansion and a garage full of cars and bikes, - wow how did you get all that stuff and who are you, - I'm the captain of the Titanic, Really angry with this he goes to st.Peter -how come that guy gets all those fancy things, i'm the inventor of windows operating system to which St. Peter replied - Well the Titanic only crashed once

Car Lovers Have a read of this it is funny yet freaky. Hi My Names Geoff and I am a "mechaphilia"

A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession and I've sinned with Fannie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three 'Hail Mary's'." Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have sinned with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?" "A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies "Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'. "The next morning in ch urch, the pries…

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hi there, i am currently riding a 50cc bike and im starting to think about changing to a 125 when im 17 (this september) ive heard lotsa weird stories about what to do so i thought i better ask. can i just buy a 125 when im 17 and ride it on my CBT? (which still hass a year left) do i have to do a course to ride a 125 for 2 years and then i get my full bike license? many thanks jack.

Hello, I recently bought an MT03...aside from all the grinning I've been doing while out on her I've been searching the web for a tank pad. The generic ones do not fit with the shape of the tank....does anyone know of a specific pad or alternatives?? Cheers in advance. MT-03 G

Does anyone know of a decent group around the Spalding area for the occasional rideout with similar bikes like choppers rather than sports bikes I'm not too keen trying to keep up with the sports bikes who like to make more progress than I feel comfortable with.I've got a 535 Virago. Bikerman

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in The North Sea Our DIPSTICKS are located in Westminster!!!

well i was looking at buying a fazer my qoute was £1500.. my friend was going to sell me his kawasaki ninja zx6-r 1998 model for £1000 + it is in mint condition i done a insurance qoute for it and it was £3500 for a years insurance.. this is for a bike that is being stored in a garage with full protection and only used as a weekend toy oh and with a 33bhp restriction due to my age. These qoutes are from the number 1 bennets.. can anybody offer some advice or how i can lower my insurance. its mad paying that kind of price, i have experience with 1000cc bikes with full power, bleh help a friend ? cheers

I REALLY want to go to India and do this as i see a lot of kiddies with Cerebal Palsy when im out on placement and i think its a really worthwhile cause. However im not sure i could touch the floor on one of these bikes so need to get a sit on one. Does anyone have one or know anyone with one that i could try for size so to speak? http://www.scope.org.uk/adventures/india-nov08.shtml As for raising the 3 grand im hoping that as soon as i know i can ride one of these that i could rope in the local media to drum up some sponsorship - but i need to know i will fit the bike first. thankyou muchly!