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Only in Britain....can you get a pizza to your door faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain...do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get there prescriptiopns, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. Only in Britain.... do Banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain...do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on our drives and lock worthless crap in the garage. Not to mention... 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9V battery works on there tongue... 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not r…

A man is in bed asleep with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk. "Hi there." slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push??" "No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door. He goes back u…

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a TV show, I have finally found inner peace. A pastor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who bloody gud I fel. Peas sen di…

Hello can someone let me know how easy or hard the hazard test it. scared i might go clicking crazy! Feel confident on the questions! thanks!

Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven, he gets a big house and a nice car from St. peter, a couple of weeks later he is walking about heaven meeting new people, then he see's a man with the best suit he had ever seen, so he askes him 'where did you get that suit', - I got a hundred of them when i came here, along with a mansion and a garage full of cars and bikes, - wow how did you get all that stuff and who are you, - I'm the captain of the Titanic, Really angry with this he goes to st.Peter -how come that guy gets all those fancy things, i'm the inventor of windows operating system to which St. Peter replied - Well the Titanic only crashed once

Car Lovers Have a read of this it is funny yet freaky. Hi My Names Geoff and I am a "mechaphilia"

A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession and I've sinned with Fannie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three 'Hail Mary's'." Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have sinned with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?" "A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies "Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'. "The next morning in ch urch, the pries…

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hi there, i am currently riding a 50cc bike and im starting to think about changing to a 125 when im 17 (this september) ive heard lotsa weird stories about what to do so i thought i better ask. can i just buy a 125 when im 17 and ride it on my CBT? (which still hass a year left) do i have to do a course to ride a 125 for 2 years and then i get my full bike license? many thanks jack.

Hello, I recently bought an MT03...aside from all the grinning I've been doing while out on her I've been searching the web for a tank pad. The generic ones do not fit with the shape of the tank....does anyone know of a specific pad or alternatives?? Cheers in advance. MT-03 G

Does anyone know of a decent group around the Spalding area for the occasional rideout with similar bikes like choppers rather than sports bikes I'm not too keen trying to keep up with the sports bikes who like to make more progress than I feel comfortable with.I've got a 535 Virago. Bikerman

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in The North Sea Our DIPSTICKS are located in Westminster!!!

well i was looking at buying a fazer my qoute was £1500.. my friend was going to sell me his kawasaki ninja zx6-r 1998 model for £1000 + it is in mint condition i done a insurance qoute for it and it was £3500 for a years insurance.. this is for a bike that is being stored in a garage with full protection and only used as a weekend toy oh and with a 33bhp restriction due to my age. These qoutes are from the number 1 bennets.. can anybody offer some advice or how i can lower my insurance. its mad paying that kind of price, i have experience with 1000cc bikes with full power, bleh help a friend ? cheers

I REALLY want to go to India and do this as i see a lot of kiddies with Cerebal Palsy when im out on placement and i think its a really worthwhile cause. However im not sure i could touch the floor on one of these bikes so need to get a sit on one. Does anyone have one or know anyone with one that i could try for size so to speak? http://www.scope.org.uk/adventures/india-nov08.shtml As for raising the 3 grand im hoping that as soon as i know i can ride one of these that i could rope in the local media to drum up some sponsorship - but i need to know i will fit the bike first. thankyou muchly!

Hello I thought I would come in and say hi. I'm new to this site so forgive me if I have put this in the wrong place. I'm sulking as fed up waiting for the new YBR Custom for 08 to come into the dealers so thought I would have a little sulk. I have been told early June by the dealer but no further news yet. This will be my first bike and having never purchased a bike, let alone a new one I don't know if It is common for the new bikes to have the date of delivery put back or are they fairly prompt? It's so frustrating, I guess I am not known for my patience. What can I do to pass the time? Niffer

The Tax Inspector At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?' 'Good question', noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.' 'Oh', replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: ' What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?' 'Ah, yes', replied the Rabbi, realizing t…

I have a 98 535 virago with chrome plugs on the ends of the handlebars.I want to fit suitable heated grips but cant see how to remove the end plugs assuming they are just plugs.Ive tried to unscrew them in both directions & knock them out without at this stage removing the throttle itself.Nobody seems to know how they are fitted in or even if they are just a solid thing part of the throttle,can someone enlighten me so I can seek out the correct type of grips to buy????? bikerbrian

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