Yamabyss

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said “WHAT??!! What was that?!” So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man”. She responded to my puzzle…

Anyone know the missing insults???? http://www.anglotopi...ritish-insults/

Gonna be a nice day and if your in or around Bolton, North west. My kids are playing in a free music festival. they are on at 15:15 at Queens Park. Bolton get active on at the same time which makes a great afternoon out! https://www.facebook.com/events/186032738193491/

This is all about companies such as Visa "giving" financial support 'sponsoring' the Olympic games, sounds great as it sounds as if they are philanthropic: (but actually want they get is loads of advertising, well, we all know that). But no. What they get is a cartel. No you can't use a MasterCard at the Olympic venues - Visa only, and no you can't get just a bag of chips from anyone but McDonalds, AND they also get tax refunds on all the extra cash they get! So we tax payers pay for the games in the first place, we are compelled to use the sponsoring companies, forced to see their advertising banners and logos, and then we tax payers don't get a pay back - the …

It was a scary moment for two girls and the driver of a monster truck, when the truck veered off course and nearly crashed into the two girls. They didn't even see it coming because they had covered their eyes to avoid being hit by mud and rocks from the track. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e0_1343135421

Ok - For once I haven't slept in. I've actually got up when the 5am alarm has gone off. Had my wee bowl of cornflakes and about to hit the gym before work as I type this.. Bikes outside and warmed up. All good. Except for the fact that at some point earlier this year I must have moved to somewhere just outside a rainforest as yet again it's friggin pouring down yet again. No point to this comment - I jjust need to moan ..... hope everyone has a good (dry) day ..... like that's possible.

Ok well would you????

Where are you on the global fat scale? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18770328

I had a lovely Indian lady call me today from Microsoft Explorer technical department about my computer problem. I politely explained I didn't have a problem but she insisted I did and told me she'd put me on hold so I could get in front of my computer at which point she'd continue the conversation. I told her goodbye and hung up. Thought I'd post this just in case any of you get a friendly call from Microsoft. I'd heard of this scam before, but if you haven't it's worth remembering Microsoft won't call you out of the blue...

A woman had a narrow escape after she rode through a red traffic light into the path of a lorry in Ningbo City, east China. The woman managed to jump out of the way to avoid the vehicle at an intersection in the Beilun District of the city. However the electric bicycle she was riding was smashed when it was hit by the lorry. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-18920294

another Legend dies

...A variation on BA's current advert... http://taxi.ba.com/ Dont Blink or you may miss it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18840110 More nanny state intervention? Peter

Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss. "Just pop it in the corner," he said. It took me three hours.

My mate recently bought a brand new R6 from a wll known Hampshire dealer, which had been painted in a one off livery by a VERY well known bike paint specialist.Unfotuneately he dropped it a few weeks later doing some minor damage.His grandfather owns a well established bodyshop who can repair and paint his bike no problem,except for one major problem,well known paint specialists flatly refuse to tell him the colours used on his bike even when the dealership asked for them! Basically trying to hold him to ransom so that he has to give to them to repair,not cheap I wouldn't wonder.why, when he can have HIS brand new bike repaired by his grandfather for free, would he want t…

Right, i am now quitting smoking for the second time now last time i quit by cutting right down and deliberately leaving my baccy at home so i couldn't smoke at work and when i did have a smoke after work it would make me feel so ill i just stopped! (Yay me) But then after finding out another one of my mates i went through phase 1 training with got killing in Afgan i started again. Well i haven't had a smoke now since 1200hrs yesterday but im now craving them, i cant use patches as i have lady skin and they bring me out in blisters, the gum is shit and so are them little tablet things in the blue packet. So my question is........how can i curb these cravings!? i was…

Baby seats are a little different in China. When this father wanted to take his son for spin on his moped, he simple wedged him in an old drinks crate and towed him along the road on a piece of rope. The child - clearly too young to ride pillion - stares out from the box trustingly little knowing the danger he's in from other traffic as a bus thunders past. The scene, shot by a passer by in Xi'an, Shaanxi province, western China, has provoked wails of protest since it was flashed around local social networking websites. Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz1yXZgqtM7

Bus driver's, taxi driver's, and Asians are the worst driver's. They honestly are, every time I see someone acting like a retard on the road it is always one of the above mentioned. When I did my CBT my instructor told me that only 3 in 10 Asian's have a proper licence because they get them from Pakistan or wherever it is they come from, and we can imagine how inept, corrupt, and backward they are in conducting their tests. Before all the PC brigade start, this post is not racist, it is FACT from my experiences and observations in my home city of Bradford. Who are the worst road users in your towns?

How Hollywood can make nearly anything appear real with enough talented graphic artists http://player.vimeo.com/video/34678075?title=0& Should keep you amused for a little while.