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Yamabyss

Dive into the world of randomness, where any non-motorcycle related topic, idea, or thought can be explored, regardless of relevance.

  1. Started by Noise,

    Right, i am now quitting smoking for the second time now last time i quit by cutting right down and deliberately leaving my baccy at home so i couldn't smoke at work and when i did have a smoke after work it would make me feel so ill i just stopped! (Yay me) But then after finding out another one of my mates i went through phase 1 training with got killing in Afgan i started again. Well i haven't had a smoke now since 1200hrs yesterday but im now craving them, i cant use patches as i have lady skin and they bring me out in blisters, the gum is shit and so are them little tablet things in the blue packet. So my question is........how can i curb these cravings!? i was…

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  2. Started by sniff6,

    Baby seats are a little different in China. When this father wanted to take his son for spin on his moped, he simple wedged him in an old drinks crate and towed him along the road on a piece of rope. The child - clearly too young to ride pillion - stares out from the box trustingly little knowing the danger he's in from other traffic as a bus thunders past. The scene, shot by a passer by in Xi'an, Shaanxi province, western China, has provoked wails of protest since it was flashed around local social networking websites. Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz1yXZgqtM7

    • 3 replies
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  3. Started by Grouch,

    Bus driver's, taxi driver's, and Asians are the worst driver's. They honestly are, every time I see someone acting like a retard on the road it is always one of the above mentioned. When I did my CBT my instructor told me that only 3 in 10 Asian's have a proper licence because they get them from Pakistan or wherever it is they come from, and we can imagine how inept, corrupt, and backward they are in conducting their tests. Before all the PC brigade start, this post is not racist, it is FACT from my experiences and observations in my home city of Bradford. Who are the worst road users in your towns?

    • 38 replies
    • 6.6k views
  4. Started by sniff6,

    How Hollywood can make nearly anything appear real with enough talented graphic artists http://player.vimeo.com/video/34678075?title=0& Should keep you amused for a little while.

    • 4 replies
    • 929 views
  5. Started by Noise,

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 5 replies
    • 1k views
  6. Started by mervin,

    • 0 replies
    • 927 views
  7. Started by mervin,

    • 1 reply
    • 914 views
  8. Started by drewpy,

    I always wondered how blackhat can afford a KH750 and Dt etc etc. Then whilst watching this video, there he was. WHAM! it must be the royalty cheques he gets from appearing. 40 seconds in with the hat on

    • 6 replies
    • 1.5k views
  9. Started by DirtyDT,

    I am really hankering after one of these AGV RP60 - comes with a peak and some snazzy goggles. Any views - apart from not wearing an open face lid?

    • 12 replies
    • 2.5k views
  10. Started by Noise,

    Well i have finally found a set of Z bars for the bobber and at a fantastic price of £51 rather than the normal £98+ the only thing is that is was on the American Amazon site. Not a problem as i have ordered things from America before with no probs at all. BUT NO!!!!!!!!! not this it, i cant have these bars as i dont live in the US of A. (im not slagging you guys off before you say) I mean in today's society and all that bollocks surely we can all send money from one another and send a box across the pond? its not that hard. So i thought ok i will just go on the UK Amazon...........................HA! Dont do them plus the ones they do, do are in excess of £100 plus…

    • 9 replies
    • 1.6k views
  11. Started by mervin,

    I got thrown out of McDonald's this morning. The girl serving me was an absolute stunner and she told me she could make it large for 30p. I replied that she already had, but could she finish me off for a quid.

    • 1 reply
    • 839 views
  12. Started by mervin,

    I took the bike out for a spin today, whilst the weather was looking good and it was while riding along a lane here in deepest, darkest Somerset, I came across a house in the middle of nowhere. Doing a quick u-turn, I rode up the driveway. I knocked on the door and it was opened by a kind faced, elderly woman. "Can I help you?", she smiled." "It's because of people like you, that stamps are so ruddy expensive!", I screamed at her, before getting back on my bike.

    • 2 replies
    • 956 views
  13. Started by sniff6,

    "Oh what beautiful children you have"

    • 5 replies
    • 1.3k views
  14. Started by drewpy,

    Out Illustrious Admin and owner of this site has his birth-date today happy Birthday

    • 7 replies
    • 1.5k views
  15. Started by Airhead,

    lol http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18490459?ref=nf

    • 7 replies
    • 1.7k views
  16. Started by gizmo666,

    see you all in a fortnight i'm off to benidorm for my holidays have fun and ride safe all

    • 2 replies
    • 1.1k views
  17. Started by drewpy,

    to Merv, 21 again!

    • 7 replies
    • 2.1k views
  18. Started by Noise,

    What you guys think of this......................Comments and opinions please. The Urine test (This was written by a rig worker in the North Sea - What he says makes a lot of sense!) I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to earn that pay cheque, I work on a rig for a drilling contractor. I am required to pass a random urine test for drugs and alcohol, with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a benefits cheque because I have to pass one to earn it for them? P…

    • 5 replies
    • 2.1k views
  19. My ex-band "Headless Beast" have applied as an opener for a festival in the south of germany. It is well known, a few names who has played the stage over the last years: Deep Purple, Motörhead, Dio, Hammerfall, W.A.S.P., Pretty Maids, Scorpions, Demons & Wizards, Saxon, Rage, Dee Snider, Judas Priest, Savatage, Stratovarius, Megadeth, ... My friends in the band would be honored to play where those bands have played before. The voting takes place online and will run until midnight of the 14th. If you like "Headless Beast" -> please just vote. A little annoying: You must enter an e-mail address. There will be no spam, they just want to check that the v…

    • 1 reply
    • 1k views
  20. Started by mervin,

    Hapy birthday lads have a good un

    • 7 replies
    • 1.6k views

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