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Hi,I have just bought a 1989 fzr1000 exup ,the coils have been removed and I need to put them back on ,the leeds are marked 1 2 3 and 4 but I do not know which order they go back on, does anybody have any ideas?

Hello all, this is my first post, hope it gives you all a lol, well lets start by telling you all I've just bought my first fazer 600 (2002) & I'm well impressed, (used to ride an R1 & a zx9r), too bloody old now. All I wanted to know was what colour it was & where to get it from, after what seemed like two millenium on the computer I found out that the colours Yamaha paint there bikes is the most closely guarded secret in Japan & just in case an employee happens to defect to the West they have ceased production of all touch-up & spray paints as a matter of National Security, I was lucky, there was a government leak & I discovered at great cost t…

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Heya guys i have just bought a tzr 50 and the engine needs an overhaul. Im looking to get new crank, seals, bearings, top end etc. have any of you guys had a tzr 50? What set up did you use? I.e what crank with what top end? Was it big bore? The most important thing i am looking for is reliability. I will sacrifice top speed for this. Any advice will be great. Thanks Scott

Well " after a few exchange of words on facebook, My mate mike, tracked his RD400f , that he sold in 1985, still in great shape, all the mods [ swingarm/ fork-brace/ Lc headlight,] are still on . The bike has a stan stephens tuned engine, Allspeeds . & lockheed front caliper, All were fitted by him , the bike last ran 8 yrs ago, heres some pics, when we got it home,, we only dusted her down ,

Hey peeps Just bought a spares or repair honda E300 generator (made in 1967ish, so about 2-3 times my own age) and i cannot get the fecker to spark, its a 50cc (or there abouts) four stroke and the plan was to strip it down and install it inside the mini with some sort of electric start mod for running bits and pieces/charging batteries at mini shows, but i may just keep it for running lights and stuff have taken the end cap off and found the points, and the coil, cleaned up the little arm thing that opens and closes (name unknown) and checked the gap (15 thou) but still nothing, have tried 2 plugs which i know are good, the killswitch operates fine with continuity i…

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I quite like Putoline products but strawberry flavoured two stroke oil!!!!! Why?

With this.... 1:30 onwards... http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/16251726 Anyone else like the looks of this? Its not my cup of tea...

For the past week,(august 2009) the phrase “white people stole my car” has been Googled like crazy. Perplexingly, though, there were few results yielded by this popular search and most links lead to some fairly nasty malware. Finally, the above screenshot surfaced, which seems to at least solve the mystery of why the phrase was so popular on Google. As the screenshot above implies, Googling the term “white people stole my car” results in the search engine asking if black people stole my car. Well that’s… really not cool, Google! If you try this,It's been removed now.But but down the bottom of the search is..... why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

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Hiya all, Got some worries here, bought a bike from a dealer, the bikes description said delivery to anywhere in the uk... Upon paying, I was given the couriers number to get a quote, of 95 quid, so thats a firm "I'm paying for it" The bike was £1,895... 95 on the end is making me suspicious, I would have thought a description saying "Item delivered to anywhere in the UK" would mean.... he gets it delivered to me upon buying. Am I right to think this? Getting all psyched up on this. Cheerz for any input.

Hans, a middle-aged German tourist on his first visit to Orlando, Florida, finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and walks quickly away. The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for some…

It realy amazes me the amount of XS400 owners on this forum,,,, ,, Definatly got to be the most popular Workshop / classic/ talked about Yams, Whitch surprizes me ,, coz in the 1975/ 82 erra ,,, i never saw one on the road, [ there was a display bike that stayed in shop window for years] As the roads were awash with small & middle weight 2strokes. Were we all brain washed into the two-stroke style, overlooking the four stroke version of the RD400. or dare i mention the XS250 Lets hear all you Xs owners, reasons for ownership,

"WELL DONE" they certainly are!!! You never saw this in the UK Morning Papers did you? Copper thieves were trying to pull a 13,800 volt live cable out of a conduit. Note the bolt cutter and the copper wire on the ground. WELL DONE - both of them Still they wont do it again!!!!!!