Yamabyss

Serious competitor for the Darwin awards maybe:- http://news.uk.msn.com/world/buried-alive-challenger-dug-up-dead If they can establish a time of death, can he win posthumously?

Ok i got the arse today, (no chips at the seaside) hurt my foot at work which had put me in a bad mood then for the umpteent time when i get back to the yard one of the office wads pipes up with; " Oh it must be so much better riding to work on these lovely mornings"; to be fair he was in an insuferably good mood. He looked surprised when i told them that at 4am its not a hole shit load different to what it was a month ago. The response, "Oh well, i do 9 till 4 so i wouldn't know"; that made me feel a hole lot better as i work 4 till 3

This is pretty graphic!! Why you should drive a little slower when it is slick. http://rmirror.net/r/videos/comments/q5hu9/car_accident_nsfl/

hi just wondering what is the easiest rear end conversion to make on a fzr 400 88 1wg model. r1 or r6? will either of these bolt directly onto the delta frame? also does anyone know where i can pick up a rear tyre?

See what you think http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2115297/Paul-Cadden-The-hyperrealist-artist-recreating-photographs-pencil.html

Don't you just know how irritating mobile phone users are when they fail to exercise discretion and think the world needs to know their business? When you have enjoyed as much as you can stand, you can now get you own back!!! After a busy day he settled down in his train from Waterloo for a nap as far as his destination at Winchester, when the chap sitting near him hauled out his mobile and started up:- "Hi darling it's Peter, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the 6.30 not the 4.30 but I had a long meeting - no, not with that floozie from the typing pool, with the boss no darling you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross my heart" etc., etc. …

I know some of you go to France so thought I'd post this (only came across it when my TomTom fecked) "Changes to the law in France Since decree n°2012-3 was introduced on 3 January 2012 it has been illegal to be warned about the position of fixed or mobile speed cameras while you are driving in France. If your TomTom navigation device has the Speed Camera service and you continue to use the service, you risk a fine of up to €1500." More info here: http://uk.support.tomtom.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/5560/?locale=en_GB

At the moment we are being plagued by sales phone calls. Most are the recorded type. I don't have a pension shortfall, I don't have a no win no fee claim and I have not had any PPI miss sold to me. Can someone please let me know why company's think that I would deal with them after having months of this type of sale technique? I am on the TPS, press 9 to remove my number and, failing that, take every opportunity to verbally abuse them. They normally put the phone down on me. I think I need a air horn! It's hard to do tele sales with blown eardrums.

I like my hard rock, I also like my Hardstyle, but Technocratic shit is awsome!! 1 minute in is the shizz. For any effect at all this song shouldnt be played on speakers any less than 200 watts.

I Just closed all of mine, including youtube due to them gathering too much info. This means that last years squires video will no longer be available but I will put it on my own server and post a link up on the rally threads.

Kev's fave picture is the babe in latex on the beach found her name Bianca Beauchamp keep you amused for a few nights whilst the wife is at Bingo!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BOOK-UNIVERSE-structure-planet-and-evalution-soler-system-/330692937794?pt=Non_Fiction&hash=item4cfed5c842#ht_1645wt_1184&clk_rvr_id=319453803284 Postage is free, that's always worth bearing in mind when bidding.

Thought I'd share this picture for Kev's collection

Not sure why the wife never thought my Valentines card prose was romantic! Any ideas? Roses are Red, Nuts are brown skirts go up, pants go down. Body to Body, Skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet and the longer its in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and it starts to sag. Its not what you think, its a fucking tea bag.

learn some NOS swear words my fave so far; FARTLEBERRIES. Excrement hanging about the anus. http://www.gutenberg...402/pg5402.html

Going on holiday to france this year , DO NOT SPEED this is the new camera in action

St Valentine’s Day; as with most Christian celebrations, is a corruption of the much earlier (though equally ludicrous) pagan festival of “Valentino’s Ptarmigan Buggering Day”. Valentino was a mythical buggerer of gamebirds. His favoured quarry were the Willow Ptarmigan (Lagopus lagopus) that were plentiful in both the highlands of Scotland and on the Arctic tundra. He was also known to be partial to buggering the occasional Rock Ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) and when necessary even the Red Ptarmigan (Lagopus lagopus scoticus) became a target for his lustful sodomy. In pre-Christian times the traditional celebration of Valentino’s Day originally involved the mass buggering of…

Aye foamy , get yer cash oot " http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/YAMAHA-DT-50-CLASSIC-MOPED-POST-FS1E-AP-SS-TY-ERA-995-00-/220950960751?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item3371b41a6f

is it possible to get custom headlights for my 93 yzf750 ? i want something like the halo eyes ... stock lights suck and r dim