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See what you think http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2115297/Paul-Cadden-The-hyperrealist-artist-recreating-photographs-pencil.html

Don't you just know how irritating mobile phone users are when they fail to exercise discretion and think the world needs to know their business? When you have enjoyed as much as you can stand, you can now get you own back!!! After a busy day he settled down in his train from Waterloo for a nap as far as his destination at Winchester, when the chap sitting near him hauled out his mobile and started up:- "Hi darling it's Peter, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the 6.30 not the 4.30 but I had a long meeting - no, not with that floozie from the typing pool, with the boss no darling you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross my heart" etc., etc. …

I know some of you go to France so thought I'd post this (only came across it when my TomTom fecked) "Changes to the law in France Since decree n°2012-3 was introduced on 3 January 2012 it has been illegal to be warned about the position of fixed or mobile speed cameras while you are driving in France. If your TomTom navigation device has the Speed Camera service and you continue to use the service, you risk a fine of up to €1500." More info here: http://uk.support.tomtom.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/5560/?locale=en_GB

At the moment we are being plagued by sales phone calls. Most are the recorded type. I don't have a pension shortfall, I don't have a no win no fee claim and I have not had any PPI miss sold to me. Can someone please let me know why company's think that I would deal with them after having months of this type of sale technique? I am on the TPS, press 9 to remove my number and, failing that, take every opportunity to verbally abuse them. They normally put the phone down on me. I think I need a air horn! It's hard to do tele sales with blown eardrums.

I like my hard rock, I also like my Hardstyle, but Technocratic shit is awsome!! 1 minute in is the shizz. For any effect at all this song shouldnt be played on speakers any less than 200 watts.

I Just closed all of mine, including youtube due to them gathering too much info. This means that last years squires video will no longer be available but I will put it on my own server and post a link up on the rally threads.

Kev's fave picture is the babe in latex on the beach found her name Bianca Beauchamp keep you amused for a few nights whilst the wife is at Bingo!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BOOK-UNIVERSE-structure-planet-and-evalution-soler-system-/330692937794?pt=Non_Fiction&hash=item4cfed5c842#ht_1645wt_1184&clk_rvr_id=319453803284 Postage is free, that's always worth bearing in mind when bidding.

Thought I'd share this picture for Kev's collection

Not sure why the wife never thought my Valentines card prose was romantic! Any ideas? Roses are Red, Nuts are brown skirts go up, pants go down. Body to Body, Skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet and the longer its in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and it starts to sag. Its not what you think, its a fucking tea bag.

learn some NOS swear words my fave so far; FARTLEBERRIES. Excrement hanging about the anus. http://www.gutenberg...402/pg5402.html

Going on holiday to france this year , DO NOT SPEED this is the new camera in action

St Valentine’s Day; as with most Christian celebrations, is a corruption of the much earlier (though equally ludicrous) pagan festival of “Valentino’s Ptarmigan Buggering Day”. Valentino was a mythical buggerer of gamebirds. His favoured quarry were the Willow Ptarmigan (Lagopus lagopus) that were plentiful in both the highlands of Scotland and on the Arctic tundra. He was also known to be partial to buggering the occasional Rock Ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) and when necessary even the Red Ptarmigan (Lagopus lagopus scoticus) became a target for his lustful sodomy. In pre-Christian times the traditional celebration of Valentino’s Day originally involved the mass buggering of…

Aye foamy , get yer cash oot " http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/YAMAHA-DT-50-CLASSIC-MOPED-POST-FS1E-AP-SS-TY-ERA-995-00-/220950960751?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item3371b41a6f

is it possible to get custom headlights for my 93 yzf750 ? i want something like the halo eyes ... stock lights suck and r dim

Hi,I have just bought a 1989 fzr1000 exup ,the coils have been removed and I need to put them back on ,the leeds are marked 1 2 3 and 4 but I do not know which order they go back on, does anybody have any ideas?

Hello all, this is my first post, hope it gives you all a lol, well lets start by telling you all I've just bought my first fazer 600 (2002) & I'm well impressed, (used to ride an R1 & a zx9r), too bloody old now. All I wanted to know was what colour it was & where to get it from, after what seemed like two millenium on the computer I found out that the colours Yamaha paint there bikes is the most closely guarded secret in Japan & just in case an employee happens to defect to the West they have ceased production of all touch-up & spray paints as a matter of National Security, I was lucky, there was a government leak & I discovered at great cost t…

Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den in Wales. http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/weird/gordon-ramsays-dwarf-porn-double-found-dead-in-a-badger-den-in-wales/story-e6frev20-1226137951576

Anne Summers outlets are selling a new alcoholic vagina gel that women can rub on their flaps! So now when the guy goes down he can have a bevvy as well! However, anti-drink campaigner's want it banned amid fears of 24 hr minge drinking !!