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Congratulations! Just think how appropriate your name will be in February Two teenage daughters? That'll be fun. Best teach them to ride a bike very young, then they won't be needing a lift from any gentlemen callers

Hey guys and gals, thought id share a little good news to you all, i can now confirm that me and the good wife Laura are expecting our second baby girl in february 2015. We went off for our 20 week scan yesterday and every thing is in the right place and all is healthy. Laura is slightly gutted as she was kinda hopeing for a little boy but non the less we are both over the moon. just thought id share with you all

Hey peeps. I've noticed recently that there aren't any Facebook groups for the southern area of the UK, so I started one. Private adverts only, nobody wants dodgey raybans. Linky: https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=353780921438891

Yes, I read your Project Report. Fantastic work. Will be using it for reference as well !! Work on the bike is on hold till the Man Cave is in situ. Before that I have a lot of work on the house & garden. The house is getting some cladding where it wasnt finished in the original build. ( House was a Community Build in 2000. I have some bodges & finishing to do since I bought it last year). Cladding was finished TODAY !!! Garden starts Sunday. 1st of 2 20ton skips getting delivered Friday. Mini Digger starts on Sunday. 3 days of digging & clearing.Then its retaining walls,slabbing,step building,ramp building,monoblocking,fence repair,order Man Cave,Build Man Cave,empty loft of tools & bits,put XJ in Man Cave. Start. Just glad most of this is being done by Professionals. If I was to do it myself it would take a year ! And ,yes it would be a bit chilly riding up to here over winter. But if you ever feel like touring up this way then accommodation is always available. And if you like a wee dram of whisky then I have a few Single Malts to try. ( 12,14,16 something like that. May be even 20+ ). Sitting on the decking on a nice summer evening after doing some good roads on the bike, having a wee dram . Nice.

Well funny you should say that kate as Nikkita my eldest has already been on my bike up n down the car ports drive god knows how many times and is already asking for her own bike

Hey nice to see you back Richard

Gonna bea house full of noise, congrats!

hello. have been popping in and keeping an eye on things. not been up to much in way of bikes or life really. have had a few shite weeks so been head down sorta thing. but light at end of tunnel now.

Congratulations to you and Laura, mate!!! My condolences to the poor sister, but at least she's the older one!!

Really pleased for you both. They'll fight like bitches while they're growing up, but once they're out of that, sister love can't be broken

Yeah considering I started it a few days ago, doesn't seem to be many bites

In a diner, the husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' 'Yes,' she says, 'I remember it well.' OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?' Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'

Work depending, I'd happily travel down and celebrate with you. Not been to Loomies or Ace... One pre-req though... The mankini stays at home...