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How many murdered prostitutes can i fit in my garage? Two more if i take me bike out!

Right then " the gloves are off Gimme one "GOOD" Reason why uv killed off our air-cooled two strokes? And don"t come this twaddle . "is saving the enviroment" DEFENCE---1 . 2-Strokes were faster than 4 pokes" 2 simpler to work on 3 lighter 4better sound[ silver dream racer] & smell better PROSICUTION- water cooled " boil" burst radiators. knacker Water pumps & hoses Need anti freeze . YAWN must i go on oh and drop valves ? throw timing chains . the list is endless [jury went for lunch]

I forgot to wish everyone a happy star wars day yesterday May the 4th (be with you!)

I have been biking without much incident for the past seven years, passed my test and spent 4 years on a ZXR400, then traded up to a CBR600 and most recently a YZF750R. I ride my bike every day to work, 3 miles there, 3 back, in every weather, apart from heavy snow. When the summer comes I do the occasional evening / weekend ride. My mileage is about 3,000 per year. On 1st April on my usual commute home on my CBR, I was wiped out by a car driver at low speed (25mph) who wasn't looking when turning right / changing lane. The CBR was written off. I was given an 07 plate Bandit 600 as a courtesy bike (fully comp on insurance) and in the second week of riding th…

been trying to think of a name for my sr500.lol,has any one else got names for there bikes.

hey, sorry this is my first post on this site, but it unfortunately is a desperate one!! i have purchased a Bandit from ebay, problem is while searching for insurance i decided to do a Hpi check on it just to be sure. it came up as being a Cat C write off, presumably its been repaired. my question is, does anyone know how much this would devalue the bike? rough % ? thanks very much for any replys! Marc

I've just met a deer who could write with both his left and right hooves. He said he was bambidextrous.

my yzf750r has an m.r.s paint job of world super bikes probebly from the 1990s its red white and black but i cant get hold of m.r.s to get touch up paint for stone chips.... i have serched the web to find out what year the paint job was from can any one help I would put a picture on but the pixels are to high and wont accept it

This wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers in an attempt to spice up a dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ……. enough times till her husband says, ”Are you wearing crotchless knickers?” “Yes,” she answers, seductively. “Thank Christ for that. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa.” ----------------------------------------------------------- A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach . He had no arms and no legs Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man …

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two: One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on the tube and think, 'I'll fucking have that!' --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I've started taking Viagra for my eyes, it makes me look well hard ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- New Zeal…

I know i shouldnt laugh but talk about one extreme to the other!!! http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090416/tuk-l...le-6323e80.html

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Sherlock Holmes, the great detective, and his faithful companion, Dr. Watson, go on holiday in the south of France, camping. On the first night, Holmes nudges Watson in his sleeping bag, and wakes him. "Tell me, Watson, when you look up at the stars, what do you see? What does the night sky tell you?" Thinking it to be some kind of riddle, or personality test, Watson thinks for a moment, before answering. "Meteorologically, the sky tells me it is a clear, cloudless night, and the weather will be fine for the next day. Astronomically, Venus has entered the House of the Moon, while Astrologically, it appears that Capricorns should not attempt any personal upheaval thi…

Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be almost 130 if he were alive today. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed... He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as. . ... Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty ---------------------------------------------------- and theres more What's a Catholic Priest and a pint of Guiness got in common? Black coat, white …

I was doing some experiments in the laboratory the other day. I dipped a gazelle in some Nitric acid - it melted but nothing too exciting happened. I sprinkled shrimps into Sulphur - they got burnt slightly, but it wasn't that spectacular. I then dropped a Panda into some Ammonia - suddenly, there was pandemonium everywhere!

A Man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing Among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present Of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty Salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new Outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells Him that she has done this to be more attractive for him Because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him A new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, And some expensive clothes. …

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics: 29 have been accused of spouse abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 9 have been accused of writing bad cheques 17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71 cannot get a credit card 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shop-lifting 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits 84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year Which organisation is this? It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hun…

Hi, I have an XS400 and its only running on 2 cylinders. What shall I do? drewps