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I thought you might like to read this letter to the editor ~ ever notice how some people just seem to know how to write a letter?. This one sure does! This was written by a Canadian woman, but oh how it also applies to the U.S., U.K. Australia & NZ THIS ONE PACKS A FIRM PUNCH Here is a woman who should run for Prime Minister! Written by a housewife in New Brunswick , to her local newspaper. This is one ticked off lady. 'Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001 and have continually threatened to do so since? Were people from all over the world, no…

Hi, i currently have a 2003 r6 and am thinking about a change. I quite like the look of the new xj6 and fz6 and wondered what peoples thoughts on both these bikes? cheers matt

Can any one help, I am trying to find the best place for a new fairing for a thunderace. A 4x4 driver decided to jump the lights and stop when he saw me, into the side thankfully, not fast. Just need to replace the fairing. Michael. P.S. The only place I could find is ebay, ordering from China/HongKong

looks like she has already been poked once

my husband has a new yamaha 1300 which sends his hands numb after 30mins riding spoke to yamaha and they said they had heard of similar complaints anyone out there experienced same

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello?" "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good." "What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously. "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which." "That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders. "Normally we c…

- More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me. - Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong. - I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter? - Have you ever been walking down the street and realised that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and wa…

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK'- She is a 'BREASTED INDIVIDUAL.' 2. She is not a 'SCREAMER' or a 'MOANER'- She is 'VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.' 3. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' 4. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.' 5. She has not 'BEEN AROUND'- She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.' 6. She is not an 'AIRHEAD' - She is 'REALITY IMPAIRED.' 7. She does not get 'DRUNK' or 'TIPSY'- She gets 'CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.' 8. She does not have 'BREAST IMPLANTS' - She is 'MEDICALLY ENHANCED.' 9. She does…

REMEMBER WHEN YOU ARE IN DEEP SHlT, LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT & SAY NOTHING..

Ebay Frankenstein A perfectly good Yammie ruined!

Hey everyone... I just got done with douching my tank in acid...cleaning out the carbs...new plugs...etc. Here is the problem. I am getting good throttle response, but the RPMS are slow to drop. I did read that you probably need to re-jet the carb, however I have searched the internet high and low to find out what Mikuni carb I actually have on the bike. I tried to order stuff for the 400 from MikesXS, however they are acting like pieces of shit and send sarcastic emails back because they only deal with 650's. Does anybody know which stock carb came with the 79? and Does anybody know if the 650xs indicator switch will work with the 400xs? and Does an…

Hi all. I have a 98 thundercat with 50k on the clock. Having probs going from 2nd to 3rd gear. The gear lever feels solid when i try. It goes into gear on 2nd or 3rd attempt. Any ideas please

was just wanderin a friend of mine said that if your full throttlein it if u keep tapping the clutch u will go faster i thought it was a bit weird but then i heard off some1 it can damage your bike ?? is it even worth it ?

I know this one isnt a Yam, but it still applies!

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Right.. Something i found when i had a little 50cc (Pug Speedy 2) when i changed my exhaust i had to change my rollers, jet and some other stuff. So basically it was like a puzzle. If i wanted to fit one thing i had to change about 500 other things.. So, if i wanted to put one of those new aftermarket exhausts on my R125, would i have to change loads of other stuff too? P.S im looking at the scorpion exhaust

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street ; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter and she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said. 'I'm the one with the nuts,' he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and TicTacs. Miss R…

I have a 2007 YZF600R, Lowered about 2"'s and I would love to convert the Swing Arm to and Extended one. Anyone have any idea's? Someone said that a R6 swing arm would work but it has to be a specific year but could not remember the year.

h, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now... That glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or walking to the tube, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat. And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy. For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which caus…