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i dont know about all use bike riders owt ther but the price of petrol is startin to go wel over the top now and the worse thing is that no1 can do anyfin about it i mean wot is it u pay tax and insure and ur m.o.t but you cant go out on our bikes asmuch because on top on your tax and insure thers petrol that is over 106 a ltr. somethin or some 1 as got to get the price down to les than £1. ino plenty of bikers that say ther bikers and have half a bike at home in bits but thay sit in the pub all day ther the bikers that arnt boverd about price of petrol coz thay dont go out and spend ther money on petrol like me coz i love goin out on my bike no mater wot n thats why its …

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?" "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all." "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" "Thirty-four," she replied.

1998 dt125r ok, firstly most important, my damn rear indicators aaaah!!! i had a broken cracked taped up left hand switch gear, with, everything apart from indicators worked with it, i.e both rears would come on and one front one lol, so, i forked out £80, yes £80!!! for a new l/h switch gear, and...suprise, the problem still persists, im thinking, dodgy wiring, but now i fitted new switch, everything workes i.e lights , horn, but, only both back inidcators now, no front ones atall, so if anyones knows of any ideas? great much appreciated, also, looking for a good looking tail tidy for it? any websites/shops you can reccomend, and one final thing, orange fork gaiters…

I have got bored of having cold hands on the bike and I on going 2 get my self heated grips for the bike. Any 1 know what size I need for my bike? Is there any you would recommended

In London an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near. "Yes, Father?" said the nurse. "I would really like to see Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling MP before I die", whispered the priest. "I'll see what I can do, Father", replied the nurse. The nurse sent the request to The Houses of Parliament and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Brown commented to Darling, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it certainly will help our images a…

Riding home from work today i had to detour for some bits and pieces from in town. There is a car park and i was waiting at the lights looking down the street and saw a woman in a car waiting to pull out. She had looked right and was concentrating so intently on the traffic from her left she hadn't looked back. The lights changed for me and i moved off, she still hadn't looked round and was creeping foreward very slightly so i pulled up near her door as the traffic open'd and she shot out for the gap, at that point i hit the horn and i thought she was going to have a bloody heart attack. She stalled the car fcuked her gears up, a real brain melt. She said a very sinc…

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Hi People, I stock 150cc genuine Yamaha cylinder kits which are easy to install on the YZF R125 and boost low and mid range. The kit consists of the following, 1. Cylinder Head 2. Piston 3. Piston rings and clips 4. Head gaskets Kit is fairly simple to install if you know how things work in the bike and have done some tinkering around Other parts available are Racing ECU's which have aggressive mapping to redline 13k and can be reprogrammed (experts) High lift CAMs to go with the 150cc upgrade Please email me for prices... Cheers [email protected]

An Arabic family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home. All the Arabic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in an Australian home. After a few weeks in the Australian facility, they came to visit Grandpa. ''How do you like it here?'' asks the grandson. ''It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful'', says grandpa. ''We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone.'' ''Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents'', Abdullah says with a big smile. ''There's a musician here-- he's 8…

look closely at the girl at the back scroll down its not her posterior is it look more closely yes it is the girl taking the pics armpit

i have had this one running for a couple of days on the RD forum OG has put a caption over there (you need to be a full member there to get at it ) anyhow caption please first prize 2 tickets too last years cup final

hi i have a tzr 125 1991 h reg that i have put back together after buyin it in pieces but i dont know where the vac pipes go on the carb,she will run without them connected, please help

how do leds. i have just got my gsxf 400 goin but i went down the road on it today for the 1st time and its dragin back on its self and just not goin the way it shud. i put on full revs and tryd to set of and it bangin from the head and i mean bangin but as i got it to set of and goin a lilbit it pickd up but then as i stopd it cut out on me. its like it woz runin out of petrol but it cant coz it has half a tank. if any1 as any idears them please let me know wot you think i can try. nice1

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Hey everyone not sure if this is right section... i have a yamaha xt125 and just lately i've been having a few probs with my bike. Havnt been running it much which couled be the reason but im not sure. When i start the bike with the choke on it will run for a minute or so it will cut out and keep cutting out after that after a few seconds eveytime i start it again unless i keep revving it? any ideas why? thanks

hi could some one tell me if the down pipes of an fzr600 will fit on an fzr400 exup. i am hopeing it would give me more power. thanks

Hi I have a xs500b, does anyone know if I can do a straight swap with the engine from a xs500c? Looking a the diagrams all looks the same. I seam to remember someone swapping the heads over. Any help much appreciated cheers sandy

dus any1 know wether the down pipes of a fzr 600 wud fit on my fzr 400 exup. thanks

found this on another site..... Rt Hon David Miliband MP Secretary of State. Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA), Nobel House 17 Smith Square London SW1P 3JR 26/10/09 Dear Secretary of State, My friend, who is in farming at the moment, recently received a cheque for £3,000 from the Rural Payments Agency for not rearing pigs.. I would now like to join the "not rearing pigs" business. In your opinion, what is the best kind of farm not to rear pigs on, and which is the best breed of pigs not to rear? I want to be sure I approach this endeavour in keeping with all government policies, as dictated by the…