Yamabyss

G'day..I have see some bikes mine is the 1994fox eyed,aparently labelled yzf600r,the lads in the Uk it's the fzr600r,,are these the same models.I am looking for front rotors and steering bearings..looks like the previous owner had drag raced teh bike,squashing the rivets on the rotors and stuffing up the steering bearings,checking the web for better prices..I was hoping to get some spares/advice here

Honda branded dummy to spit out when it breaks down

Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought She would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she Proceeded to wipe with that. After t…

What do you think will happen? Partys in the streets? Will they come close?

BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season.(I wish!!!!) Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testost…

I'm in the money..... I'm in the money....... From Zenith Bank RE: YOUR PAYMENT NOTIFICATION From: Mr. Tony Elumelu Remittance Manager Zenith Bank of Nigeria. Attention: Beneficiary, This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract inheritance file presented on my desk, and I found out that you have not received your payment due to your lack of co-operation and not fulfilling the obligations giving to you in respect to your contract /inheritance payment. After the board meeting held at our headquarters and also with the approval from the ministry of finance Nigeria, we concluded to send you an ATM card which gives you access …

Best Pub "As good as this is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink." "Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "at my local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two." "Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "Back home in my favorite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you gets laid, …

in the questions section some old fart, sorry git, is asking about removing pieces from his DT175 exhaust ?? :lol: :lol:

Hi guys.. I'm in dire need of help with my little one! I've sold it to my girlfriend, just before the winter, before winter layup, she was as sweet as anything, only little niggldy electrical problems. After the winter, i noticed that she was as difficult as anything to start, and once she was actually trying to move, she was spluttering and repeatedly flooding the spark plug. Few days after, I noticed that she kept spitting fuel back out of the overflow in the carb.. So my immediate thought was worn float needle/seat. Dropped the carb, inspected it all, and theres some reasonably bad wear on the needle where it sits, so i'm trying to find another.. If anyone out…

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new Employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up t…

http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html

A bit of a rant. Had to go to Manchester uni today with college, instead of going on the college bus I decided to ride there. Haven't had the chance to ride enough recently with the weather etc. Borrowed my dads satnav for a bit of help and had it on earphones in my pocket as I don't have a mount for the bike. Getting there wasn't too bad and it seemed to work well. The way back was a different story, I was going home and not back to college, but didn't think it would make a huge difference, was i wrong. After about 10 mins of the return journey i realized it wasn't going the same way i had come, so stopped and checked the satnav and it was taking me through …

> Definitely not me!!! > > > > > I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the > most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this > one. > > It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1965. > > Symptoms: > > 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. done that! > > 2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail that too! > > 3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. yep! > > 4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. Aha! > > > 5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. well darn! > > 6. Causes you …

Look at this, what a load of tat. Someone was flogging this stuff last year for about 15quid and it didn't shift then. If you have even the vaguest idea of how the suspention works on a DT125/75 Or pretty much any 80's trailee)you will know this wont improve the travel. But rushing people 30 odd quid for a couple of bolts and some spacers (plus postage!) you can make in your garage is just rude. As far as the rear shock goes just re drill the mount on the frame cost 0p. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Yamaha-DT175-DT175E-DT125-DT125MX-DT175MX-Jack-up-Kit_W0QQitemZ120528095426QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Motorcycle_Parts?hash=item1c1008c8c2 These profiteering pirates should crawl …

When I was a youth in the early 70s you could strip & rebuild a bike down with a lump hammer a pair of pliers & a tin opener , sometimes if lucky had enough bits left over to make a spare engine , if we needed a vice we used to get this big fat lass ( yes there was only one to a village in them days not 80% like now)tie her hands behind her back stand her in a bucket & rivet a mars bar to her knees she'd bend over for hours with a con rod up her ass till job done , but the mars bars tasted bit sweaty! Also a thing that is not practiced today is retreading worn tyres with melted wellies with various designs of spud bashers for the tread we used lard…

I found an old xs400 on craigslist near me. The guy wants 500 for it, but the bike doesnt run. I want the bike, but it has it's problems and I dont want to just be wasting money on a junk heap if I cant ever get it going. I'm thinking of offering the guy $350 for the bike and seeing what happens. Oh yeah, and cafe racer time! http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1582123940.html <link to the ad

When I was little, we used to play a game called "knock and run" where you knock on someones door and run away before they answered. Nowadays, its known as "Parcelforce" ----------------------------- Your Mum's so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought EastEnders was ending. ----------------------------- You will never guess who I just saw at the petrol station - it was that human torch guy from the Fantastic 4 film. I tried to get his autograph but he just kept rolling around on the floor screaming. ----------------------------- I got chased by a mugger the other day trying to steal my wallet Half way through the terrifying ordeal I…

I get on extremely well with the lesbians next door. They asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was stunned when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch." --- Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say congratulations" but none of them rub your dick and say "well done"? --- Honestly some folk will take offence at anything. I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop and all I asked was "How are you getting on?" --- Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby "Is this you…

"Hi Mum, How are you"? "Hi Son, where are you? I thought you were with your father at B&Q Hardware ""Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call." What happened ?" "Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head." "What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????" "Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."