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I found an old xs400 on craigslist near me. The guy wants 500 for it, but the bike doesnt run. I want the bike, but it has it's problems and I dont want to just be wasting money on a junk heap if I cant ever get it going. I'm thinking of offering the guy $350 for the bike and seeing what happens. Oh yeah, and cafe racer time! http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1582123940.html <link to the ad

When I was little, we used to play a game called "knock and run" where you knock on someones door and run away before they answered. Nowadays, its known as "Parcelforce" ----------------------------- Your Mum's so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought EastEnders was ending. ----------------------------- You will never guess who I just saw at the petrol station - it was that human torch guy from the Fantastic 4 film. I tried to get his autograph but he just kept rolling around on the floor screaming. ----------------------------- I got chased by a mugger the other day trying to steal my wallet Half way through the terrifying ordeal I…

I get on extremely well with the lesbians next door. They asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was stunned when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch." --- Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say congratulations" but none of them rub your dick and say "well done"? --- Honestly some folk will take offence at anything. I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop and all I asked was "How are you getting on?" --- Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby "Is this you…

"Hi Mum, How are you"? "Hi Son, where are you? I thought you were with your father at B&Q Hardware ""Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call." What happened ?" "Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head." "What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????" "Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."

SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW 'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE BRITISH SOLDIER!' This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Glamorgan, South Wales . You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. After all, it is ONLY A SIGN, you may say. 'What kind of business would dare to post such a sign?' Answer: A FUNERAL PARLOUR. (WHO SAID UNDERTAKERS HAD NO SENSE OF HUMOUR?) YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!!! God Bless The Welsh

Was out on my xj 600 diversion last night when I came off it. First bike crash now part of the club. The bike seems fine mechanically but the bike fairing is all smashed. Was thinking about making it a naked bike and was wondering how easy this would be on the xj.

hey peeps im currently away in scotland for a week with "work", and so far ive been mountaineering, cross country skiing and have a 2-day expedition tomorrow!, thought i'd share my pics with y'all, but seeing as there are around 80 of them i will just link to my FB account http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3414971&id=526263960#/album.php?aid=142426&id=526263960 enjoy peeps, more pics to come

Last week work had us filling in yet MORE paperwork and i noticed i could be African, Asian, Chineese, etc etc or white? Not English, British or American etc just white. Has it gone full circle here or something. Then i got this poem through from a friend of mine (a woman in her 60's if your botherd). England, my England Goodbye to my England, So long my old friend Your days are numbered, being brought to an end To be Scottish, Irish or Welsh that's fine But don't say you're English, that's way out of line. The French and the Germans may call themselves such So may Norwegians, the Swedes and the Dutch You can say you are Russian or maybe a Dane B…

I for one hope Andy stuffs Federer for Great Britain after what he said COME ON ANDY MURRAY

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enjoy, i didn't ( coz I was rubbish) http://www.kongregate.com/games/HotAirRaccoon/endless-migration

SIPPING VODKA A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.' So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. …

*/DEC 16th > >> > >> It's starting to snow. The first of the season and the first we've > >> > >> seen for years. The wife and I took our hot toddies and sat on the porch > >> > >> watching the fluffy snow flakes drift gently down clinging to the trees > >> > >> and covering the ground. It's so beautiful and peaceful. > >> > >> > >> > >> DEC 17th. > >> > >> We awoke to a lovely blanket of crystal white glistening snow > >> > >> covering as far as the eye could see. What a fantastic sight, every tree > >> …

Woke up this morning to a blizzard. Nice if all you have to do is look at it but i'm pretty much snowed in again. I had two days left of my Xmas holiday in which to dump the Xmas tree and go across the other end of the county to view a bike i'm after but its that bad i'm snowed in again

Hi, I've just joined the forum. Recently bought a ybr 125, and I was looking at heated grips. Does anyone know the diametere for the handlebars? The ad for the grips i'm looking at says 22mm (7/8"? length??) http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Motorcycle-Heated-Handlebar-Grips-warm-your-pinkies_W0QQitemZ260535701484QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Motorcycle_Parts?hash=item3ca9234fec Many thanks, Hels

An Islamic group said to have links to an extremist movement is planning to march through the Wiltshire town of Wootton Bassett. OVER MY DEAD BODY

Three men married wives from different countries. The first man married a woman from China . He told her that she was to do their dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from Italy . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Ireland . He ordered h…

you're having a great time and want to capture the moment forever in photographs. you take special care framing the subjects, the lighting and all the other programmable settings..... but you didn't check the background, did you?

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: 'Who?' Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an am…