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SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW 'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE BRITISH SOLDIER!' This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Glamorgan, South Wales . You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. After all, it is ONLY A SIGN, you may say. 'What kind of business would dare to post such a sign?' Answer: A FUNERAL PARLOUR. (WHO SAID UNDERTAKERS HAD NO SENSE OF HUMOUR?) YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!!! God Bless The Welsh

Was out on my xj 600 diversion last night when I came off it. First bike crash now part of the club. The bike seems fine mechanically but the bike fairing is all smashed. Was thinking about making it a naked bike and was wondering how easy this would be on the xj.

hey peeps im currently away in scotland for a week with "work", and so far ive been mountaineering, cross country skiing and have a 2-day expedition tomorrow!, thought i'd share my pics with y'all, but seeing as there are around 80 of them i will just link to my FB account http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3414971&id=526263960#/album.php?aid=142426&id=526263960 enjoy peeps, more pics to come

Last week work had us filling in yet MORE paperwork and i noticed i could be African, Asian, Chineese, etc etc or white? Not English, British or American etc just white. Has it gone full circle here or something. Then i got this poem through from a friend of mine (a woman in her 60's if your botherd). England, my England Goodbye to my England, So long my old friend Your days are numbered, being brought to an end To be Scottish, Irish or Welsh that's fine But don't say you're English, that's way out of line. The French and the Germans may call themselves such So may Norwegians, the Swedes and the Dutch You can say you are Russian or maybe a Dane B…

I for one hope Andy stuffs Federer for Great Britain after what he said COME ON ANDY MURRAY

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enjoy, i didn't ( coz I was rubbish) http://www.kongregate.com/games/HotAirRaccoon/endless-migration

SIPPING VODKA A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.' So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. …

*/DEC 16th > >> > >> It's starting to snow. The first of the season and the first we've > >> > >> seen for years. The wife and I took our hot toddies and sat on the porch > >> > >> watching the fluffy snow flakes drift gently down clinging to the trees > >> > >> and covering the ground. It's so beautiful and peaceful. > >> > >> > >> > >> DEC 17th. > >> > >> We awoke to a lovely blanket of crystal white glistening snow > >> > >> covering as far as the eye could see. What a fantastic sight, every tree > >> …

Woke up this morning to a blizzard. Nice if all you have to do is look at it but i'm pretty much snowed in again. I had two days left of my Xmas holiday in which to dump the Xmas tree and go across the other end of the county to view a bike i'm after but its that bad i'm snowed in again

Hi, I've just joined the forum. Recently bought a ybr 125, and I was looking at heated grips. Does anyone know the diametere for the handlebars? The ad for the grips i'm looking at says 22mm (7/8"? length??) http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Motorcycle-Heated-Handlebar-Grips-warm-your-pinkies_W0QQitemZ260535701484QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Motorcycle_Parts?hash=item3ca9234fec Many thanks, Hels

An Islamic group said to have links to an extremist movement is planning to march through the Wiltshire town of Wootton Bassett. OVER MY DEAD BODY

Three men married wives from different countries. The first man married a woman from China . He told her that she was to do their dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from Italy . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Ireland . He ordered h…

you're having a great time and want to capture the moment forever in photographs. you take special care framing the subjects, the lighting and all the other programmable settings..... but you didn't check the background, did you?

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: 'Who?' Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an am…

ordered a lot of new parts for my carb this week. wouldnt you know it, right before the package is due to arrive i break my upper throttle cable. the place i ordered from has the replacement kit, but the bottom cable has two listings and only one part. it has a listing for the 175a and the 175b any difference? as they only have one tickbox to order that part. all i need is the upper cable anyhow. because i bought an aftermarket cable splitter tube should i buy both parts? or does anybody know where i can just buy a plain old cable. please help.

i took my three bullys out on the lead today ,one had a shit and as i fumbled for a bag to retreive it a women trod in it and remarked that i was a dirty bastard,i apolergised at first but she continued to rant on as if i had shit on the floor on purpose ,i asked her to lift her foot up and she told me to F off ,some folk are so ignorant at times . i just fought i would share my days events with you all and hope from this you will all have a little more respect than this ignorant cow did for us responsible dog owners,rant over.

While I was driving down the A40 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk asked: "Runway too short?" To which I replied: "I'm late for work." To which he asked: "What do you do?" I responded: "I'm a rectum stretcher" The copper was surprised and confused : "A rectum stretcher, and just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then …