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  1. Started by chunk,

    Bike is snowed in so its in the garage waiting for some better weather, so im bored now so ive ordered a blueflame motogp stubby caan, should be here after christmas and was wondering about changing the air filter too. Is it feasable to put a cone air filter on the fazer 600 (old shape) and take the box off alltogether so all you see is the cone filter?? Im pretty sure ive seen a pic of a bike with a k&n cone filter and it looked pretty cool. Is it just a bolt on bit or does it require buggering about with (compression, air flow meter etc.)) p.s. have any u guys done this and have pictures?

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  2. Started by Foxy123321,

    Afternoon all. Is there anyone out there that can possibly give me some advise on how to wheelie my Yamaha YZF-R 125. I have been told it's not that easy due to the Power : Weight Ratio. If anyone could give me some advise from personal experiance that would be great. Thankyou. Stunting isn't a choice, It's a way of life.

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  3. Started by root,

    Lo Yam all!! I was on a small roundabout with a mate on the back in my town centre when a blind bastard in a flash black motor pulled out from the left & hit us dead centre , luckyly it just shunted us over no damage so we righted the bike leant it right on his fuckin shiney bonnet & I gave it some nice banana scrapes with the bar & clutch lever. The cunt in the car about 20 with a bit of skirt probably posing to her & not watching the road went fuckin white , by now all the peeps where gathering & laffin @ him & saying they saw it was his fault, So then as we move the bike foreward the wanker just revved up & fukt off ! So im thinking now I b…

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  4. Started by drewpy,

  5. Guest dt mik
    Started by Guest dt mik,

    hi all , iv just bought a dt 125 re on a 05 plate 3k miles , theres a very loud tinny rattle from the top end its as if its coming form the front of the exhaust pipe (manifold) it also smoking alot it sounds as if its chockd when tryin to full throttle it , checked the air filter and it was wet with 2 stroke removed it and it revs abit better but still smoking alot . checked all coolants all fine and it aint loosing any , the bike ticks over on its own no probs. has any 1 got any ideas of what could be wrong with it , iv bought the bike as stolen recoverd so no doudt its had a good thrashing !!!!

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  6. Started by drewpy,

    Have fun and a good Crimbo http://www.glenn.tapley.us/MC.swf

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  8. Started by drewpy,

    that's a rear wheel on the front

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  9. Started by drewpy,

    On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through. "The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when t…

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  10. Started by les cumbria,

    My son has an R6 and it needs to be restricted, he thought when he bought it that it was but needs to get it done for his insurance. Have been looking around for him and for a few washers the prices seem expensive. Can anyone point me in the right direction - have looked at ebay but nothing there. I have tried to find a fitting guide as i understand that they can be self fitted and then a shop will dyno test or if anyone knows a service offered in the NW of England please email [email protected] thanks

  11. Started by Airhead,

    The Dead Duck A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. > After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." > > The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" > > "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," replied the vet. > > "How can you be so sure?" she protested.. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." > > The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. > > …

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  12. Started by drewpy,

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  13. Started by Airhead,

    Please note when you are planning Christmas services.... The Rocking Song Little Jesus, sweetly sleep, do not stir; We will lend a coat of fur, We will rock you, rock you, rock you, We will rock you, rock you, rock you: Fur is no longer appropriate wear for small infants, both due to risk of allergy to animal fur, and for ethical reasons. Therefore faux fur, a nice cellular blanket or perhaps micro-fleece material should be considered a suitable alternative. Please note, only persons who have been subject to a Criminal Records Bureau check and have enhanced clearance will be permitted to rock baby Jesus. Persons must carry their CRB disclosure with them at all…

  14. Started by drewpy,

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  15. Started by Harry Beddows,

    Hi Everyone, Hope you are all well and thankyou for looking at this topic. Right my yamaha DT125LC engine is not starting and we have stripped down the carb and blown it all out and we also looked at the top bit where the piston is and it all looks ok yesterday we replace the piston rings but no different and looks like it may need a rebore and just wondered what sort of price it would cost or anything that could be causing this not to start there is ab good spark would really really appreciate your advise . Thanks for looking , Harry.

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  16. Started by Wanzey,

    1998 dt125r ok, firstly most important, my damn rear indicators aaaah!!! i had a broken cracked taped up left hand switch gear, with, everything apart from indicators worked with it, i.e both rears would come on and one front one lol, so, i forked out £80, yes £80!!! for a new l/h switch gear, and...suprise, the problem still persists, im thinking, dodgy wiring, but now i fitted new switch, everything workes i.e lights , horn, but, only both back inidcators now, no front ones atall, so if anyones knows of any ideas? great much appreciated, also, looking for a good looking tail tidy for it? any websites/shops you can reccomend, and one final thing, orange fork gaiters…

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  17. Started by drewpy,

    good hollywood film montage to rapsody in blue clicksy here

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  18. Started by waynemorris,

    i dont know about all use bike riders owt ther but the price of petrol is startin to go wel over the top now and the worse thing is that no1 can do anyfin about it i mean wot is it u pay tax and insure and ur m.o.t but you cant go out on our bikes asmuch because on top on your tax and insure thers petrol that is over 106 a ltr. somethin or some 1 as got to get the price down to les than £1. ino plenty of bikers that say ther bikers and have half a bike at home in bits but thay sit in the pub all day ther the bikers that arnt boverd about price of petrol coz thay dont go out and spend ther money on petrol like me coz i love goin out on my bike no mater wot n thats why its …

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  19. Started by drewpy,

    A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?" "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all." "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" "Thirty-four," she replied.

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  20. Started by Wanzey,

    1998 dt125r ok, firstly most important, my damn rear indicators aaaah!!! i had a broken cracked taped up left hand switch gear, with, everything apart from indicators worked with it, i.e both rears would come on and one front one lol, so, i forked out £80, yes £80!!! for a new l/h switch gear, and...suprise, the problem still persists, im thinking, dodgy wiring, but now i fitted new switch, everything workes i.e lights , horn, but, only both back inidcators now, no front ones atall, so if anyones knows of any ideas? great much appreciated, also, looking for a good looking tail tidy for it? any websites/shops you can reccomend, and one final thing, orange fork gaiters…

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    • 790 views