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ordered a lot of new parts for my carb this week. wouldnt you know it, right before the package is due to arrive i break my upper throttle cable. the place i ordered from has the replacement kit, but the bottom cable has two listings and only one part. it has a listing for the 175a and the 175b any difference? as they only have one tickbox to order that part. all i need is the upper cable anyhow. because i bought an aftermarket cable splitter tube should i buy both parts? or does anybody know where i can just buy a plain old cable. please help.

i took my three bullys out on the lead today ,one had a shit and as i fumbled for a bag to retreive it a women trod in it and remarked that i was a dirty bastard,i apolergised at first but she continued to rant on as if i had shit on the floor on purpose ,i asked her to lift her foot up and she told me to F off ,some folk are so ignorant at times . i just fought i would share my days events with you all and hope from this you will all have a little more respect than this ignorant cow did for us responsible dog owners,rant over.

While I was driving down the A40 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk asked: "Runway too short?" To which I replied: "I'm late for work." To which he asked: "What do you do?" I responded: "I'm a rectum stretcher" The copper was surprised and confused : "A rectum stretcher, and just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then …

Bike is snowed in so its in the garage waiting for some better weather, so im bored now so ive ordered a blueflame motogp stubby caan, should be here after christmas and was wondering about changing the air filter too. Is it feasable to put a cone air filter on the fazer 600 (old shape) and take the box off alltogether so all you see is the cone filter?? Im pretty sure ive seen a pic of a bike with a k&n cone filter and it looked pretty cool. Is it just a bolt on bit or does it require buggering about with (compression, air flow meter etc.)) p.s. have any u guys done this and have pictures?

Afternoon all. Is there anyone out there that can possibly give me some advise on how to wheelie my Yamaha YZF-R 125. I have been told it's not that easy due to the Power : Weight Ratio. If anyone could give me some advise from personal experiance that would be great. Thankyou. Stunting isn't a choice, It's a way of life.

Lo Yam all!! I was on a small roundabout with a mate on the back in my town centre when a blind bastard in a flash black motor pulled out from the left & hit us dead centre , luckyly it just shunted us over no damage so we righted the bike leant it right on his fuckin shiney bonnet & I gave it some nice banana scrapes with the bar & clutch lever. The cunt in the car about 20 with a bit of skirt probably posing to her & not watching the road went fuckin white , by now all the peeps where gathering & laffin @ him & saying they saw it was his fault, So then as we move the bike foreward the wanker just revved up & fukt off ! So im thinking now I b…

hi all , iv just bought a dt 125 re on a 05 plate 3k miles , theres a very loud tinny rattle from the top end its as if its coming form the front of the exhaust pipe (manifold) it also smoking alot it sounds as if its chockd when tryin to full throttle it , checked the air filter and it was wet with 2 stroke removed it and it revs abit better but still smoking alot . checked all coolants all fine and it aint loosing any , the bike ticks over on its own no probs. has any 1 got any ideas of what could be wrong with it , iv bought the bike as stolen recoverd so no doudt its had a good thrashing !!!!

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On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through. "The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when t…

My son has an R6 and it needs to be restricted, he thought when he bought it that it was but needs to get it done for his insurance. Have been looking around for him and for a few washers the prices seem expensive. Can anyone point me in the right direction - have looked at ebay but nothing there. I have tried to find a fitting guide as i understand that they can be self fitted and then a shop will dyno test or if anyone knows a service offered in the NW of England please email [email protected] thanks

The Dead Duck A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. > After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." > > The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" > > "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," replied the vet. > > "How can you be so sure?" she protested.. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." > > The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. > > …

Please note when you are planning Christmas services.... The Rocking Song Little Jesus, sweetly sleep, do not stir; We will lend a coat of fur, We will rock you, rock you, rock you, We will rock you, rock you, rock you: Fur is no longer appropriate wear for small infants, both due to risk of allergy to animal fur, and for ethical reasons. Therefore faux fur, a nice cellular blanket or perhaps micro-fleece material should be considered a suitable alternative. Please note, only persons who have been subject to a Criminal Records Bureau check and have enhanced clearance will be permitted to rock baby Jesus. Persons must carry their CRB disclosure with them at all…

Hi Everyone, Hope you are all well and thankyou for looking at this topic. Right my yamaha DT125LC engine is not starting and we have stripped down the carb and blown it all out and we also looked at the top bit where the piston is and it all looks ok yesterday we replace the piston rings but no different and looks like it may need a rebore and just wondered what sort of price it would cost or anything that could be causing this not to start there is ab good spark would really really appreciate your advise . Thanks for looking , Harry.

1998 dt125r ok, firstly most important, my damn rear indicators aaaah!!! i had a broken cracked taped up left hand switch gear, with, everything apart from indicators worked with it, i.e both rears would come on and one front one lol, so, i forked out £80, yes £80!!! for a new l/h switch gear, and...suprise, the problem still persists, im thinking, dodgy wiring, but now i fitted new switch, everything workes i.e lights , horn, but, only both back inidcators now, no front ones atall, so if anyones knows of any ideas? great much appreciated, also, looking for a good looking tail tidy for it? any websites/shops you can reccomend, and one final thing, orange fork gaiters…