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Shopper Discounts & Rewards Watch out for this lot of scumbags If you book anything online and you see this name come up at the end claiming they can save you £15 on your next booking or something just do nothing more you very likely will have booked your ticket and paid for it by then, My darling wife bought some National express tickets last April and unbeknown to me she clicked on this and claims it looked like a part of the booking service, anyway it looks like she re entered all the details of the debit card etc and they started taking £10 a month off our card, now she usually keeps a watch on the bank statements and gets down my neck for the paypal payment…

ha just saw this and thought it would get a laff !

There are geniuses out there of all kinds-respect to this guy, his visions we all know, his name is a bit more obscure Rest in peace Ron Hickman http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-jersey-12496609

Have you forgotten a valentines day card, always forgetting birthday cards do not worry here is the answer download and print em off from HERE Stuff moonpig that is a ripoff

with the council not clearing the pavements and needed to clear his garden path, he shut himself in the shed for a day, sawing and hammering until tea time then

watch what you buy from the scum that lurk on Ebay! Spent £50 for a penis enlarger. Bastards sent a magnifying glass....

A piognant line there from the Prime minister, could the right honourable 'member' explain why his Government are still completing 'tasks in incopetence' below is a new logo for the 'Office of Government Commerce', this has been commisioned from a company who's founder was a former Artistic editor for 'the Viz'--a bloody comic for fuxake, , his company dont pay any tax here cos their in bloody French France, and he's a tax exile it cost £85,000 of public money for this In the design spec these are to be hung on horizontal flag poles in Westminster tilt your head to the left and have a look at them someone's havin a 'Turkish baff…

Post A nation mourns Looking through some archived files on my computer the other day, I came across some moving tributes from 2002. Excerpts from the Queen Mother's Book of Remembrance "When you think how many more there are to go in her family, it makes you wonder how they have the gall to keep putting us through this”. K. Popovic, Box Hill ------------------- "I had £20 on you going before Princess Margaret. Thanks for nothing, ma'am!" G. S. Humboldt, New Malden -------------------- "I think of the Queen Mum and Princess Diana as our very own Twin Towers. Finally I can once again look the people of New York in the face". L. Ward, Mansfield ------------…

I'm da man wid swagger wot r u? http://www.facebook.com/o2uk?v=app_11007063052

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leave him alone with his pancakes will you, or he'll set his trusty friend on you

Hey i have a yamaha chappy idk what year it is could someone tell me how to get to the air filter

Due to budget cuts in the ministry of defence these old birds will shortly become museum exibits so they decided to do a 'fly-by' the prime ministers abode at 10 Downing st, Ladies and Gentlemen The Squadron of the Royal Navy Harrier VTOL jump Jets

Q:, "what sound track would you set this to" ? This is what a brickie wrote on his insurance claim form. He tried to move half a ton of bricks from the top of a fourth storey building to the ground below.It would have taken too long to carry the bricks down by hand,so I decided to put them in a barrel and lower them down by pulley. I fastened the rope around the barrel then around the pulley then swung it over the pavement below. this is were the trouble began, you see I only weigh 11 stone the barrel jerked me from the ground so fast I didnt have time to let the rope go and met the barrel coming down. This accounts for the bruises and cuts on my upper body. I h…

I've been a good boy and done a quick search to see if I'd missed a thread on this and from my quick glance it would appear not :-) ok, I've had a few cars over the years and they've all had names. Mitzy, Betsy, The Bitch etc etc. But despite having the bike for a while it has remained simply 'The Bike'. Until recently, when I called her Ebony - due to the fact she's gonna eventually be gloss and matt black. So, What do you call yours? Or am I just one of those crazies? :-D

well having checked my tyres my rear was right on the limit.so there was nothing for it but to put my hand in my pockets and sort them out. decided to replace both with bridgstone bt 023 dear tyres but they get a good write up,£258 lighter i set of home all of 8 mile park up go in for my rucksack come back out to find rear tyre flat as a pancake,paddock stand out spin the wheel and spend 10 mins checking tyres cant see anything so ring them up, ok mate we will send the van out 2 hours later van arrives no ramp he had forgotten it so using my paddock stand removes wheel and goes off an hour later i get a phone call its a puncture mate its in a bad place you may need a …

Actual call center conversations! Customer: 'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; Can you help?' Operator: 'Where did you get that number, sir?' Customer: 'It's on the door of your business.' Operator: 'Sir, those are the hours that we are open.' +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Samsung Electronics Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?' Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.' Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to un…