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If, over the weekend you find yourself behaving out of sorts ? i.e. Eating food of a foreign nature bought from a 'biologists alladins cave' (no reference there to any fast food establishments) Trying to open the front door of a random house with your key Telling your best mate " I toley luv you, unequikovly and unquestiobly " Telling your spouse " I toley luv you, unequikovly and unquestiobly " Making impressive statements " yeah, have my knee down all the time" Looking at the grunter of a barmaid in (what you believe to be) a suggestive manner Urinating in a built up area Picking a fight with more than one person at a time Then fear not-in cou…

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having like everybody else recieved the census i started to fill it in,one question asks how many cars or vans they have available per household ? no mention of motorcycles why,well according to the department of transport motorcycles dont contribute significantly to traffic or parking congestion. now i know why i prefer a bike to a car.

Happy St Patricks day to all from the Emerald Isle

Yep that was the instantly recognisable Asda theme from off the telly Butt ! did you know this (blagged off another site, tightbastards.com forum) Does your other half shop at Asda ? If she does, is she getting her 'money-off' vouchers after each shop? I think ASDA have shot themselves in the foot here. They are advertising that they're 10% cheaper than Tesco, Sainsbury etc. All you have to do is enter your receipt number into ASDA's website and then print out your voucher for money off your next shop. Mrs Woman is getting about £10-£15 a week back. All her mates are doing it as well. I think ASDA rely on people not bothering. The truth of course is t…

Next generation of RN Ships Details have been released regarding Britain's introduction of the next generation of fighting ships: The Royal Navy is proud of the cutting edge capability of the new fleet of Type 45 destroyers. Having initially named the first two ships of this class HMS Daring and HMS Dauntless, the HM Ships naming committee have, after intensive counselling, renamed them HMS Cautious and HMS Prudence. The final four ships are to be named HMS Empathy, HMS Nervous, HMS Timorous and HMS Apologist. Costing £750 million, they have been designed to meet the needs of the 21st century; in addition to state of t…

someone at work got me onto this programme, its on BBC1 @ 10:30 http://www.bbc.co.uk/i/z02dj/

Fantastic news, if your taste runs to 28-inch pizzas, 50-pound burgers or face-melting phaal -a round-up of (mostly US-based) restaurants where, if you finish the meal you get it for free. Is there a list for the UK massive? Eat for free

Isn't it ! Heres the president of Wales reminiscing

I dont think I've ever been so angry! Just left work last night around 10.15, dark/drizzling rain/wet road, road bends around to the left, noticed a child on the offside pavement (about 11-12 I reckon) knelt down on one knee looking directly across the road. As I moved around the bend, the nearside pavement come more into view to reveal another youngster on the nearside pavement down on one knee looking across the road at his mate. By now I was around 30 feet away. Eased off (only travelling at around 30 anyway) and applied a touch of brake as not sure what to expect. 20 feet away, both of em pulled hard at the same time as if pulling a rope/cord/line tight across t…

so he traded it in for summat more in keeping woth his age

sad but true, my RX4 blew its turbo tonight in Breightmet of all places (Kev's gaff) saw a lot of smoke at first, then the engine revved its nuts off so i had to stall it. Luckily I saved the rest of the engine before all the oil got sucked in! was on the way to sis in law's so she rescued us and I placed trip mines around the car and camoflaged it. (only joking Kev) so I'm looking for a motor now, up to £3k. Seen an ad for a nissan primera 2.2dcu diesel and a vauxhaul Zafira 2 DTi 16v ATM. wish me luck! I'll have to get the school bus monday morning with all the kids, wonderful

With all the workers in the oil industry fleeing parts of the middle east (and no-one running these desert oil fields) how long will it take for the ripples to reach our fore-courts ?

Giffgaff.com , anyone tried/using this service ?

Have you noticed it, the bikes and bikers that have been hiding from the winter have started coming out into the daylight again. Had one on thursday, i gave a cheeery wave sat there coverd in months of winter shite and he looked at me with 'Why don't you buy a proper bike' written all over his face, then wobbled off on his 2 yr old R6 with his matching romper suit. Twat. I don't know why but that really spoilt my afternoon. I have noticed it several times now i think about it, i have overtaken a couple of these sunshine warriors on the slow bends into the village ON THE DT FER CRISAKES. I got the nescafe wave the last time, why? Wasn't speeding or dangerous. …

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Shopper Discounts & Rewards Watch out for this lot of scumbags If you book anything online and you see this name come up at the end claiming they can save you £15 on your next booking or something just do nothing more you very likely will have booked your ticket and paid for it by then, My darling wife bought some National express tickets last April and unbeknown to me she clicked on this and claims it looked like a part of the booking service, anyway it looks like she re entered all the details of the debit card etc and they started taking £10 a month off our card, now she usually keeps a watch on the bank statements and gets down my neck for the paypal payment…

ha just saw this and thought it would get a laff !

There are geniuses out there of all kinds-respect to this guy, his visions we all know, his name is a bit more obscure Rest in peace Ron Hickman http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-jersey-12496609