Yamabyss

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wife's snoring's got me up early, so i'm, chasing the web and looksey what I found cool or what?

spare a thought for the many old droid units that now find themselves cast out into the streets.

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Kev begged me to post this, don't know why but I've done it now!

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essential to while away precious life, bringing you ever closer to the grim reapers blade

will they or won't they?

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THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?' To which she replied, 'There certainly is!' …

Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished. Before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a flugin o' cider, 15 cans of Barlscerg tha mainder of a bot Prozic and Valum an sum'in marked LS...D i fink it was, 4 of my missis HRT pills scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets. Yu haf no idr how f.....uc....kin guod I feel rite now

Police Investigating Joanna Yates killing, have said that the killer took one of her socks now, am I the only person thinking Heather Mills???

Well" there gonna be back , big time , The superior Engine will prevail, masses of BHP, [ always were ahead bhp,per cc ] ie; 1989 KR1S 250cc 60 bhp x 4 = 240bhp per 1000cc, match that with a 4stroke. 1000.

I don't understand the logic, spend a couple of grand on a new bike then before the clock has made 3 figures look for ways to make it faster. I don't see why people dont seek out tidy TZR's, Mito's even RG's. A flick through CMM and such shows up enough of em usually even restored they are well under a grand, and you can REALLY make them shift with nothing more than a pipe and some jetting. The late 80's bikes are even free of all the stupid E marked exhausts rubbish and restrictive noise requirements. And you can get the old DT's and TZR's up to 230cc thats like 40 odd hp. Am i just getting old.........

I am wondering if anyone can help me with this one: the Yamaha bikes have a prefix like XS, RD, XJR, XV, and so on... can you tell me what them letters mean? ok XV : the V means that it is a V engine. what are all them other letter meaning?

I often look through ebay for parts for my old bike, it F**king stinks how much some greedy speculating B**tards want for stuff, sure ..It WONT sell, but the cheek of it!!!! RIP OFF HERE!!!

Yip " a great new program Caffe Racer " It takes you back to the rocker erra , with great clips from Ace Caffe from 1960s , thers britt bikes and Jap, Date not published yet , will post up times wen announced, Discovery turbo Channel 530.[ sky] On tnight aso is Twist The Throttle, all night,, AND on euro-sport, Best Bike battles, 7 pm & 9pm ,

Was eating a tin of corned Beef tnight, & thot " wonder where Yamagod is, Hes an Argy isn"t he , " gulp " And little dave- Live to ride," Aquilla , They were all big inputters on here, where they all gone ?