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Picture this..... its Friday, you're looking forward to a nice ride tomorrow, Cornwall to Bournemouth. See some mates, see my mum, and then (wait for it) go and see Gary Moore. A mixture of friends, family and a guitar god. Only thing that might spoil it is the rain, but a new oversuit will fix that. Call Damerells in Indian Queens and tell them you're running late, can you pay for it over the phone and get them to leave it outside somewhere? "I'm only going to be 5 or 10 minutes late" I said...... "We'll wait for you" came the reply.... I hammered over in the pi$$ing rain.... got there SIX minutes late (45 minute journey in 33 minutes) and all the ba$tards had gone…

' Hi, I have a gray import virago, does anyone know how I can trace the country it came from, I dont think it's the u.s.a. many thank's,

is it true dt 125 r no longer road legal because of emissions

not so funny one this folks Phosgene that was used to make mustard gas is in some brake cleaners read this

Looks like Yamaha are coming to the same party as BMUU, and developing a Super Tenere, 1200 in-line twin shaft driven bike with lots of things to break down..... (ABS, Traction Control) http://www.yamaha-motor-europe.com/super-tenere/ Even MoreCrapthenNews have pictures... http://www.motorcyclenews.com/MCN/News/newsresults/New-bikes/2009/October/oct2109-New-2010-Yamaha-Tenere-concept-is-made-of-cloth/?R=EPI-119428 Don't quite know if I'm exited or despondant.......

A woman golfer was horrified when her drive hit a man at the next hole, He clasped his hands at his crotch in agony, the lady rushed over apologising profusely and said "I'm a physio (dontcha know) and I could ease the pain if you'd let me, he agreed to let her try and She took his hands away from his crotch and put her hand down the front of his trousers "how does that feel she said"? "magic he said but my thumb still hurts like fuk"!

i have a 86 fazer that im trying to find plug boots for.....i have the wires i just need new boots......im also trying to sell this bike once i get the plug wires on for 2000.00 any answers for me ?

Hey there guys. After much deliberating and late nights with colour charts, I have finally picked the colour for my 1985 Yamaha FZ400. The first picture is how i got it, £70 off ebay. LOL. And the second is how it is now. Almost ready for MOT. I'm still havin trouble with the alternator. Its not charging the bike. Don't know how to go about it. Any ideas? Thanks for looking. Phil. Safe biking.

Check out this guy. Decided that best way to clean his chain was to put his bike on the stand, start it, put it into gear then use a rag. Can you guess whats gonna happen........ My link

Is anyone else going to this from the North West ..... Meeting a couple of mates at the Tickled Trout petrol station just off M6 Jn31 in the morning ... 9.30 departure ... if anyone fancies it ... look for a blue and white GSX1400 (I'll be wearing me famous pink leathers) and a grey BMW K1100 .... taking the GSX as the XJ is needing a rear tyre

Hi All, Just bought a 1988 TZR 125 today! being dropped off tomorrow. It's my first bike, so I thought i'd get something cheap to learn on for a year or so. Ive got a question! apparently it's got a manual power valve. The valve is closed at the moment as the bike has had a rebuild and is being run in - what does this mean exactly? I'm new to 2 strokes as i've always had cars. When i've run the bike in, what can i expect perfomrance wise if i open the power valve? The bike also has a stainless exhaust. Cheers, Paul.

Does anyone know where I can get a rear cam chain guide for my Radian 600? The part no is 4G012252-01.I have tried at my local parts shop but I have been told this part has been discontinued!! I would very much appreciate any info. Thanks Just Jan

i recently brought a 1995 exup1000. a little knocked and banged but mint engine. anyway the foot bracket is damaged it moves every time i press on the rear brake and my brake lights stay on. i have to kick it to get it to go off. cant really afford a new one as the cheapest price i can get is £69. i know daft. does any one know how i can stop it from moving untill i can afford a replcement? cheers.

Was taken from outside of my house on the night of 27th (Feb 09) or morning of the 28th. It's red, the clutch lever was half snapped off (was about to fit a replacement), has a metal thing on the back for top boxes (and my Givi plastic plate attached).. the plastic around the headlight is slightly cracked due to coming off of it a month or so ago. Registration S544 RNT - it's datatagged too. This sucks.

hi all, just bought this fzr 750 genesis 1988 ..rides like a dream I am looking for winscreen for her as small crack in this one.. Any ideas Ratchatcher

hello everyone, does anyone know where i could get a 'back rack for my beloved 1000cc '89 red rocket? do yamaha even make them for this model

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Hey there guys. Just wondered if anyone can help. I went out for a ride the other day and within 10 mins my battery died. How do I test the alternator is working correctly. The bike has been stud for a long time and not even sure where the alternator is. It is a 1985 FZ400. Any feedback or help much appreciated. Phil

Has any one else received a PM inviting them to join another Yam forum? How rude!