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In a South American cotton plantation in 1849 there was a rather large very muscular negro slave called James. One day the lady of the house called him over. "James", she said, "Yes ma'am " "James, take off my dress" "Yes ma'am" said James. and he took off her dress. "Now James, take off my stockings. "Yes ma'am" said James. and he took off her stockings. "Now James, take off my brassiere" "Yes ma'am" said James. and he took off her brassiere. "Now James, take off my briefs" "Yes ma'am" said James. and he took off her briefs. "Now James" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Don't ever let me see you wearing my clothes again!

well im selling my MT-03 will be sad to let the sound a look go buy its to small for me and not practical so im geting a 2007 sv650n will be fitting a beowolf stuby exhaust,seat cowl,belly pan,bar end mirrors,tail tidy and other bits along the way will need to catch up on the mods of my new bike lol curent bike yamaha belly pan yamaha raditor side covers yamaha seat cowl yamaha hand shields yamaha hand shield wind protection inserts yamaha screen (£900 ish worth) oberon foot pegs nearly new as well black touring style "brand sliped my mind" black radiator grill baracuda tail tidy with shortend numberplate bracket (check there site for…

i found this http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2009/09/24/biker-who-almost-died-after-hitting-stray-sheep-told-to-pay-200-to-fix-road-86908-21697360/ glad to here he is OK but i bet the money wont go to fix the road. and what about the farmer???? he will probably claim for the sheep!!!!

Today is a sad day, my lovely 22yr old FZ600 is no more...some nice chap in a car decided he would turn right across my path and ruin my day......end result of 30mph impact is my bike has been totalled, front end bent n busted, fairing shattered and frame bent and cracked...thats the gutted bit, the glad bit is, i was wearing most of my gear and just got a few strains, scrapes and bruises and one cracked rib! My boots saved me from a broken leg but the armour plate in the shin is cracked...what a day!! I have spent a few hundred on this bike restoring it in the last 2 months to see it mangled and leaking in the road!! Driver was in tears cos he thought he'd killed…

Final question at a pub quiz in Glasgow last night....."and the final question to win the £20 is - Take Thats first album consisted of four words - the first two were Take That so what were the second two? there was a 20 second pause then a wee Glaswegian man pipes up , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , "ya cunt"?

Hi ive just bought a completely customed aerox and ive fitted a new belt, fuel tap, spark plug rollers, but it still struggles to get pat 45mph any suggestions guys plz im gettin desperate

Hi all am Graham live in South Wales have had bikes most of my life . I have just got my self a 1998 650 dragstar classic she has done just 2,200 miles from new i get here delivered on 21-09-09 .

I've managed to locate an original cam chain guide. So to all of you that looked for one, thanks. Kind regards Jan

I've got a 1996 XJ600N and I am in the process of customising it. Does anybosy what other tanks will fit it without too much modification?

I have a XVS 650 Dragstar classic. When I apply the front brakes at slow speed they are very snatchy and I come to a stop in jerky movements. I took it to a mechanic and said I thought the brake disc needed changing - he tested the brake disc and said no it was fine. Neither myself nor the mechanic can think of what could be causing this problem - he has now said he is going to take the wheel from another dragstar and try it on my bike to see what happens. Just wondering if any of you can think of anything that could be causing this. Thanks Mike

Right guys and ladies just thought i would let you know as seen as some of you were kind enough to sponsor me that i have finished collecting my sponsor money and i have collected £520 so a massive thankyou to all who helped out i will let you all know the grand total at the end of the month thanks again

Hey new guy here just got a 94 seca 2 and joined my family of bikes also have a 2004 GSXR 1000 i turned to a drag bike. Hope to find info around here on it and was wondering if anyone knew where to get the upper fairing for around the headlight as it has a crack on one side. Thanks. Heres the two toys.

hi all,could anybody help me by letting me know if a 3tj wiring loom will fit a 1wg ( fzr 400 ) thanks.

Well i got my Dragstar today sat on her and being a short ass with only a 28 inch inside leg, my legs are almost straight . i have to sit up tight against the tank to brake and change gear . any other person have the same problem like ?

Now thats lazy

happy birthday and many happy returns big yin !

just read fahren account of his accident and am truly glad to hear he is ok ( see topic Gutted but Glad ).It set me thinking - when I 1st got my bike I promised myself I would get the right gear to wear but never did. I live in a country where i don't even have to wear a lid but ALWAYS do. My question to you all is what is the best gear to buy for a country where the weather is regularly in the 40's (damn Hot) . What would you recommend Boots upwards remembering my pockets are not bottomless. Mike

auctioneers are stand up guys, they had a simaler auction last year, shipped to 13 countries, proxy bids were available. looks like the guy had a huge collection. http://www.sullivanauctioneers.com/10.23.09.Norris/photo.html

Hi everyone i,m abit of an old bloke,riding for over 40yrs,got a 02 R1,at the moment,live in Sth.London,will post pic off it when i figure out how to,.

hi im new to this site,is there any body in the nottingham area who could help me modify my headlights on my 98 fazer for me,so they both work on dipped and main beam,im useless on electrics,thank you