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Hi all, i just got myself a second hand Ohlins damper and harris fitting kit for my 2001 R1 but it didnt come with the stem nut. I know this is a long shot, but has anyone got one lyin around i could buy Thanks for any help Steve

Man! I just cant get this song outta my head - so why dont I share it with all you people!.. I dont believe how early I have woke up thismorning... must have 2 pints of chardonay everyday... here goes... Ahem... (Clears throat... ) day-o... dayyyyy-o daylight come and he wanna go home.... work all night with a drink of rum.. daylight come and he wanna go home.... stack banana till the morning come!... daylight come and he wanna go home.... I say come mister tallyman tally me banana daylight come and he wana go home.. day!... me said day-o.... DAY!.. me said DAYO!... Day!... Me said day - Me said day - Me said day - M…

I had posted a gag from a mate of mine but it could be miss read by the neurotic minority of people who can't take a joke for what it is. So for the sake of the forum i removed it.

Silver and yellow Yamaha 600 Thunder Cat has been stolen from Crawley. The vehicle reg is P81 VGP. Anyone offered a whole bike or parts please let us know.

After painstaking research I've found the answer after many years spent listening to Whitney Houston I've gone deaf http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYU0pz2IVtw

a bottle with chardonay or somet on it... ... tastes like vinegar so me crackes the bottle open sod the wine glass (why when you jus get it toppued up again and again) so me got my stella glass (1 pint one)... this stuff is lethal!,,, 2 pints... I'm f*%&£(")$)!,,,,, ]] I love you all xxxxxxxxxx aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...................

could anyone tell me how much an xt125x 2005 worth i can not find any where on the internet

Hi all, I failed to get any answers to my previous post so I'll shorten it. i have no exhaust baffle, does anyone know where I can get a replacement. I dont know the internal diameter of the exhast pipe where it screws in to thank you

sue "Hi jane, oh you look a bit rough whats up?" Jane 'Gravely voice' "oh you would not believe how sore my throat is, i'll be lucky to last the day let alone the week" Sue "Oh no thats horrible" Jane "Tried all the usuall remedies, i'm just going to have to suffer (cough)" Sue "I tell you what, whenever i have a bad throat i bl'w the old man . Always works a treat,you should try it, really you should." The following morning.......... Jane "Hi Sue (practically singing) my throat is wonderfull today" Sue "Told you its an amazing remedy works every time" Jane "I know its wonderfull your husband couldn't believe it when i told him it was your i…

Some stupid cock suckers stole my pride and joy, in broad day light from a fish n chip shop in Wakefield. White transit van sighted speeding off. Doubt i'll ever see her again but any sightings will help. Black R6 with a carbon scorpion can, black double bubble and a pair of Michelin Pilot Power 2CT's. 05 bike on a 57 plate. Police are on the look out but we all know they don't give a shit. Ride safe guys and chain them bikes down, don't be a victim of these stupid, stealing, cock sucking bastard

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just b…

found this on another site Some years ago, in a small coastal Irish community, Paddy married a woman, Maggie, half his age, All was well at first until Maggie took delivery of a ‘woman's’ magazine and began to read things about sex. It soon became clear that she had never climaxed during sex and, according to her Grandmother, all Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while.. To resolve the problem, Paddy and Maggie went to see the Veterinarian since there was no doctor within thirty miles who could be relied upon not to gossip. However, the Vet didn't have a clue about people. But he did recall during hot summers, his mother and father would fan a…

hello there, can sumone please tell me if i need to get back in touch with the dvla to let them kno that my 2 yrs are up for riding a 125 or do i not need to tell anyone and just go ahead and get bigger bike? cheers

hello there, can sumone please tell me if i need to get back in touch with the dvla to let them kno that my 2 yrs are up for riding a 125 or do i not need to tell anyone and just go ahead and get bigger bike? cheers

found this and thought it looked good for the price http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/motorbikes/989089 it may not be as nice close up though.

Three men, a Scouser, a Manc and a Rasta all in the maternity ward waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and tells them congratulations, they're all father's of beautiful healthy boys, however unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any family resemblance etc. The Manc wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby The Rasta looks a bit confused : "Excuse me", he says, "But don't you think he's likely to be mine ?" "Probably", replies the Manc, "But one of them in there's a Scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!"

I pickeed up my new bike today a 1999 fazer 600, and its fantastic great to reid i thought id be nervers but it so easy to ried its so much better than the Virago..

Hiya guys Ive changed the chain & sprockets on my '99 R6...just bought some new bolts to go on the rear sprocket...does anyone have the torque settings?? I dont seem to be able to find them... Many thanks for any help...

I just got the 6th cola can glass by doing a swap... wooooooooohooooooooo!

Does anyone know the torque settings for the big bore on the 2007 yamaha jog rr 2 stroke ?