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A farmer who wants a divorce goes to see a lawyer, the farmer says "Oi wants to get wan of them dayvorces"! Lawyer says "do you have grounds"? Farmer: "yes oi gots me 40 acres" Lawyer "no, you dont understand, do you have a suit"? Farmer "Yes oi wears it to church on sundays" Lawyer "No, I mean do you have a case"? Farmer "No, but oi's got a John Deere" Lawyer "No, I mean do you have a grudge"? Farmer "Yes, thats where oi parks the John Deere" Lawyer "Does your wife beat you up"? Farmer "No, we both gets up at arf 5" Lawyer gets annoyed and tries one last question "Is your wife …

is it possible to weld an exhaust? not got the cash for a new one,other wise anyone got one for a old xj on a h plate

Heres a rare find, dont remember this version, not sure if it was exported to UK,just remember the Rekord and the Tiger Cross. NOS Garelli GT 50

In a run-down part of East London recently, a fire destroyed a dilapidated four storey house that had been divided into four flats. A Nigerian family of six internet con artists and full time benefit cheats lived on the first floor, and all six tragically perished in the fire. A group of seven Islamic welfare cheats, all illegally in the country, lived on the second floor, and they too, all perished in the fire. Six Albanian, gang banger, ex-cons - all claiming political asylum and living off the state for free - occupied the 3rd floor and they too died. And one middle aged British white couple lived on the top floor. They miraculously survived the fire. …

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Hello all! I'm new here and about to take delivery of my new YZF-R125. I've got all my gear but i'm not happy with my helmet - a Caberg V2 407. It looks massive on my head, not helped my the fact i've got a very small body! Anyone suggest a helmet that'll come down in size not only on fitment but size in general? Cheers.

hey guys after my idiot of a mate decided to drop my bike the other night he scratched my rear pannel on the right hand side and the front mud gaurd and broke various parts and bent stuff. i have managed to replace my bars with a pair of renthals but i am in need of some pannles like i said the rear pannel on the right hand side and new front mud guard. if anyone could direct me to a new set of black panels that would be awesome thanks mop head

Yes peeps, i have now got myself my own little love-bus, its nothing special but its quite neat and tidy... only cost me £1,000 too Behold!... Pictures are touch and go at the minute, im using a new linux system and photobucket has decided it doesnt want to work... no idea how to work the other site i used to upload so they may be an abstract size

hi boys&girls hope you are having fun /can you help me out with an exhaust for the fz600 1988 if so please make contact .nice one and have good day im donky my first day as a member /

hey guys, does anyone know what the voltage of the battery for a DT125 LCMk3 is meant to be? cheers!

hey guys, Anyone have idea about where I can get hold of a speedo drive for a DT125 LCMk3? I've tried ebay, wemoto and a few local places with no lucky. cheers!

avvin' a laugh!!

saw these todsay at the toy run and was thinking of getting some for the flat tracker. can anyone shed some light on them (sic!) and where i can get them (or a link)

take a look slow but fun

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Folks, sorry if this is inappropriate, but: Screw eBay! www.bikesforbikers.co.uk is now open for business! Like most of you probably, we (me & 2 mates) were getting pissed off with eBay's monopoly. SOOOOO…. My mate had the brilliant idea of starting our own auction site, exclusively for bikes & bike parts. We’ve spent the last few days setting it all up, and it’s live NOW. It’s “under development”, and also remember that we don’t have eb*y’s coffers, so it’s a simple set up, so it’s not as slick, but it does everything we think we need!

I have a Seca 2, 1993. The tail light has gone out recently, but after attempting to replace the bulb, I discovered that it still didn't work. With both bulbs the brake light continues to work. I feel that this is some kind of wiring issue, but after thumbing like a 3rd grader in graduate school through my service manual, I don't think I know the first thing about checking the wiring. I have a voltage meter, and know how to to use it. Can someone give me a nudge in the right direction of which parts I should check, and how? A second problem that I believe to be unrelated: occasionally when I go to turn the bike on, I put the bike in neutral and hit the ignition switch,…

Hey there guys. After many months trying to sort my FZ400 1985 out for MOT, i finally thought it was ready to go. So I booked it on monday and took the wee beastie on the 15mile trip there. All went well with brakes, lights, bearings and the general workings of the bike until..... drip drip drip drip. MOT guy noticed a fuel leak pissing all over the side casing. Nooooo it was going so well. After inspection noticed the fuel pipe connected to the carbs had a split in it. Thank god the guy was easy going. We took the tank off and cut the split off. It was my fault for using cheap jubilee clips. After the disaster it passed with flying colours. Just need to get it taxed and …

I seem to have used up my years supply of 'emoticons', when does the new 'issue' come out ?

Hello all, i just put a new handlebar on my dragstar. Now want to install risers where i can route the cables through... Any idea's or suggestions? I see a lot of types available, but not sure about the rises with holes for the cables...do the holes go all the way through? Cannot figure that out looking at the pictures. thanks a lot