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Watching this now on C4. The Fairy Jobmother was doing a mock interview with a middle-aged, long-term unemployed fellow: Fairy jobmother: What is your biggest weakness? [the bit in an interview where you respond to the interviewer by saying that your weakness is going to work to early, taking work home, enjoying meetings; the usual bull] Middle-aged fellow: My biggest weakness, hmm, my sugar diabetes. I laughed myself silly, sugar diabetes, wtf?

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I sat there with a smile on my face as my girlfriend wrapped her hand around it and started to tug at it. An even bigger smile when she gave it a little wiggle and started moving it around. I couldn't contain myself when she started using two hands, so I eventually laughed out: "Here love, I'll change gear for you". --------------------------------------------------------- Andy Murray is to be sponsored by 'Pritt Stick'. Great on paper. sh*t on any other surface --------------------------------------------------------- I came home from work and my wife said, "I washed your England shirt for you today." I said, "What England shirt?" She said, "The red on…

liked this only for peeps with facebook. http://www.intel.com/museumofme/r/index.htm

vote for Roland, the NEXT top Uk model http://www.next.co.uk/model-competition-2011/vote-for-me-idgek9j984/

well coming round a bend of the slip road of the motorway rear suspension blew its guts out so i struggled in to the garage only to get another shock £787.24 for a new shock plus vat a total of £952. plus 2 hours labour + vat again after picking my self up and telling them no way we agreed on getting a hagon for £370 fitted all in well apart from vat. the only good thing was they offered me a courtesy bike great or so i thought..WHAT you want me to leave £800 deposit you have just taken £300 up front to order the shock. bollox to that taxi home another £12. so they can forget me buying my next bike from them.looks like i will be getting another yam

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Hi to all , i have a yamaha fzr 400 and i took off the engine and i put a yzf 600 thundercat (2000 year)engine with its harness , but it wont start , the engine is turning but no spark is coming ... any ideas?????? I have checked the pickup coil and the ht coils and the trottle postion senors , they are good...

well my monthly copy of classic bike arrived this morning and imagine my surprise on page 76 there is john blackie (blackhat) and his kawasaki h2,nice one john,great article and some cracking bikes.

Sorry folks, I had a wreck on some RailRoad Tracks, was unconscious in ICU for 9 days, then transfered to a Rehab Hospital for 9 months. They wouldn't let me have my cell phone or laptop so I was only able to communicate after I got home. They called it an TBI and have put me on Disabity. I had my helmet and leathers on, which they cut off of me. I got three brain surgerys and the Dr.s say very fortunate to be in the shape I'm in. I still have the 82 parts, and will try to followup on you inquiries.

my xv535 failed for the exhaust being stamped "not for highway use"(i never realised this and it had passed the last 2 yrs at the same garage),after some kind advice from another forum i was informed that a little bit of tape over the offending words would be enough for it to pass.......it did and only got an advisory for being loud so if anyone has this problem it might help.

Hi i have a 1981 rd 350 lc that is hard starting cold once it is running it runs great any help would be great the top end is freash and carbs are clean with new carb boots thanks steve.

not so long ago bwj and up yours made comments about me bwj said keep taking the tablets and up yours kev asked when did i lose the plot. the answer is today kev.i gave my bike a 12k service finishing of by changing the oil.i was pleased with having done a good job till i came to put away my tools and there was the new oil filter.

A Y-O-C member in the next 2 pics, can you identify the assailant, or the bike-or both ?- a free Selleck Waterfall Sandwich voucher to the winning entrant

A good cheap buy from Aldi, as recommended by Oldgitonabike -these are back in the store http://www.aldi.co.uk/uk/html/offers/special_buys3_18649.htm

Nice to see the US finally got the bastard. Wish i had been the US soldier who put some lead through him.

Please, i can't be the only person in the country who is sick to death of the bass music people are 'playing' these days. A dull repetitive thud that can be heard half a fucking mile away but isn't actually loud. Still bores into your head like the mother in law though. I could clearly hear it over my DT yesterday, and the lads car was a good 50 meters away thud, thud, thuddity thud. Its brain killing. At least black sabbath used words.