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Kev can play with his for hours slut machine

Well I can't make any rallys for the near future as I have received a nice, unexpected, tax bill for £1200. It also slows my TS rebuild. I still haven't brought my new trousers and one leg is now split up to the knee (they look so bad that Big Issue sellers are giving ME money). I need a new rear tyre so am going to get both changed and can't make up my mind between Avon Storm 2, Avon VP2 or Conti Sportattack's. So another £250 to find. My subscription to Classic Motorcycle Mechanics has finished. West Ham United are doomed for relegation. All the bikers have vanished now summer is over. Although I did P off a XJ6 rider this morning as I kept undertaking h…

I finally finished repairing my tzr after 4 months just need to insure and mot it and my dad got me a full set of leathers so I'm almost ready to ride When is the Paignton bike this year and is it worth going

I'm thinking that us bike fans are of the majority 'out-doors-types', you see more from under a lid than you do in a cage, you smell it too pine and honeysuckle, gorse and cornflower, what am I TOKNABOOT ? here's a translation, click on the 'view full screen'

well i was up early this morning heading to rivington barn for a vintage motor cycle club meet and run,plenty of old nortons,triumphs bsa two vincents matchless and other old bikes but my day was made before i even got there,coming over the top of the moors touching 80 on some of the bends i heard this noise behind me the unmistakeable sound of a 2 stroke at the next bend it overtook me the scruffiest filthy thing i have seen for a long time on the straight i left it but every bend it would come screaming past wtf was that i thought.just past the next bend was tea van and he pulled in so did i curious to know what it was.it was a yamaha tzr250 not been into 2 strokes befo…

49cc, 1 seat, 3 wheels. no its not a robin checkit

hi on my yamaha dt125r i have recently blown my head gasket and have replaced it but there seems to be a lot of pressure in the header tank and keeps on blowing the cap off also all the water in the radiator goes and when i block the pipe going into the header tank it squirts water all through the joints and i have no experience with engines i think its something to do with the thermostat but unshure where its located can anyone help me out??

Keep your eyes on the road...and you hands on the wheel. One of the reasons Mummy won't let him become King.

Buggered if I know!

for the Tom Selleck waterfall sandwich award, this goes to.......drum roll.... this crap

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During WW II Lockheed (unbelievable 1940s pictures). This is a version of special effects during the 1940's. I have never seen these pictures or knew that we had gone this far to protect ourselves. During World War II the Army Corps of Engineers needed to hide the Lockheed Burbank Aircraft Plant to protect it from a possible Japanese air attack. They covered it with camouflage netting to make it look like a rural subdivision from the air. Before After linky here

Went into work this morning, the first class a lovely group of year 7s, so i wrote a note on the board before they came in: "Year 7, due to your poor behaviour you will not be doing Design Technology after Easter, instead you will be doing extra maths." they came in and sat quietly but they were all whispering and looking really disappointed, then one girl said "Sir's having us on, its April fools day today!", I had a good laugh. Then a science teacher sent a boy to me asking for a glass hammer, so i sent him back saying she could only have it if she could lend me some silk nails (kid absolutely none-the-wiser), some of my class sussed it though. Finally sent …

this sale on ebay will keep you abreast of what's behind you? linky here

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-12923203 Should we have a whip round for a bunch of DAFS for his funeral

Sharing with Kev !! The guys were all at Squires. No one wanted to share with Kev, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy (pilningas) shared with Kev and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Kev snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night it was a different guy's turn (SirCardboardDave). In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, '…

I could not believe it when i saw this........ Here.

flowery helmet with twin airfunbags

Just look at her, isn't she beautiful. It has been sitting in my Dad's gun safe for the last 15 years. When I saw it, I had to have it. He gave it to me along with 350 rounds of ammo.

The lesser spotted post troll is out of his cages again, this time he seams to be making a real attempt to stire up trouble....