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  1. Started by iandouglas,

    http://www.motorcycleclassics.com/touring-destination/motorcycle-touring-on-a-1992-yamaha-xj600-seca-ii.aspx#axzz2VazM8JUN know that there are a few fellow xj600 riders on the forum, i think this guy does 1200 miles in a week arcoss a number of states.

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  2. two old dears walk into a biker's bar, the barman said "we only serve men in here!" first old girl say's "good we'll have one each".

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  3. Started by lallasro,

    if you are not sure what bike you want, buy a container full of bikes www.usedjapanesebikes.com

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  4. she said its so much cheaper that me getting my anus bleached every two weeks . . .

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  5. Started by blackhat250,

    Is it just me, the webpage is all to the right/h. and blank to the left .....

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  6. Started by wild foamy,

    Heya peeps Im trying to change the privacy settings on facebook so that certain people can write things on my wall but only those people will be able to view it and the rest of my friends list wont, is there a feature that lets me do this?

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  7. Started by lallasro,

    Uploaded with ImageShack.us

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  8. Started by tgsm7,

    i quite like this one: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SCOOTABOBBER-/221196879895?_trksid=p5197.m1992&_trkparms=aid%3D111000%26algo%3DREC.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D14%26meid%3D6006141717805858467%26pid%3D100015%26prg%3D1006%26rk%3D1%26sd%3D221196879895%26

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  9. Started by DirtyDT,

    LINKY

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  10. Started by Noise,

    I Know i know its a car but i just signed up the the Mini owners club and got a few responses and then nothing. So i though a few of you guys on here have owned a Mini at some stage in your life and i know Foamy still has his. Basically i went to Southampton on Saturday to meet the guy i booked with a flat bed to collect the car (but he never showed up) mega pissed off! Any who, the car has been stood for a year and is still in great condition, no rust bar a few blisters on the paint round the rear window. pumped her caster wheels up and charged the battery and she fires up (on the 5th try) Now here is the biggest main drama i have, the clutch don't work. Mike…

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  11. Started by blackhat250,

    Well av been a yam Dt fan since 1976, but always hankered after a Ts,250, after seeing and hearing newmans at Squires , i had to have one,,,

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  12. Started by blackhat250,

    Forcast Warm winds from near continent next week , get them battery"s charged,, ,

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  13. Started by blackhat250,

    Need some info from the younger members, Will these engines swap over , in frame etc " any gliks ,like exhaust route etc ",,,

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  14. Started by blackhat250,

    Refurbing the TS250, and getting my DT125 paint set ready for the transition, Painted & applied decals myself, Dt125 needs clear coat, Here she was before, note black wheels /bars etc, and the silly white coach line on tank, wheels are being built , new spokes, &rims, not by me this time, too busy,

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  15. Started by DirtyDT,

    ...................not sure it is true though! LINKY

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  16. Started by blackhat250,

    Well blue sky & sunshine 11 degree"s = run on the H2 after rebuilding bottomend, new crank& 3rd gear & selector. success all is good , except 3 mls from home and chain flew off,[ split link] Any way was good to be out again, now to finnish the Ts250. The DT175 won"t be out till salt has been washed off roads,,

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  17. roses are red, pigs tails are twisted,.....open your legs..cause your gettin fisted..

  18. Started by DirtyDT,

    LINKY

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  19. Started by DirtyDT,

    I learn something new every day. Today I learnt that I should have done better at school and got a proper job!

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