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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/OXFORD-MOTOTRCYCLE-RIDER-PILLION-GRIPS-LOVE-HANDLES-/381023339646?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item58b6c2c47e
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Amazin, handy if you think the wifes fucking about, , just chuck the tracker in her bag,
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Amazin, handy if you think the wifes fucking about, , just chuck the tracker in here bag,
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THIS GIF WILL MESS WITH YOUR EYES - keep blinking http://boingboing.net/2015/04/02/this-trippy-gif-reveals-patter.html
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had to share this true story.... (not me BTW) 'Twix of Doom' from the question, 'Rude Food'. My first girlfriend and I were together for about two and a half years. A few weeks before we split up we went on a short break to Cartmel in the Lake District, renting a cottage from my auntie's boss. We had a nice time there, wandering around the priory, eating toasted teacakes and crumpets in a small tea shop, but a more deviant event was on the horizon. 'Would you eat something out of me?' she asked one evening. I confess I was rather bewildered and wondered what she could mean: A banana? Some chocolate? A pie? I suggested these th…
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Hey folks, Just after a bit of advise really on how to sell the bike on eBay? I typed in my description then proceeded to select the category to put it in but couldn't seem to be able to get the cars / motorbike category? It only seems to bring up accessories and parts? Anyone got any ideas on if I'm doing something wrong or is eBay being a twat?
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http://news.sky.com/story/1438456/canadians-asked-to-stop-spocking-bank-notes
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I so want this, the helmet that is, not the bike. http://s1293.photobucket.com/user/g1hsg/media/Animalhelmet_zps00060419.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0
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Well it quiet on here , hers some OLD faces,,,,, ">http:// "> http:// And me at Spa classic, on H2 , [NO GLOVES] at front, ">http://http://s1110.photobucket.com/user/Blackhat750/media/DSC_8371_imagelargespa2.jpg.html'>
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Well the wife is at work till late tonight and i was sat on the sofa attempting to find something of interest on the tv and as like normal i failed. So it was off to the man cave to find things to do and i spotted the old sprocket from the XJ and a spare bit of metal. Surely i could make them into something? Then i spotted the crappy clock i bought from Wilkinsonsfor £2 and then the idea happened. Now thats better suited to the man cave
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Wheres he gone,,,he got Ebola from them hospitals or what,, I did see his lookalike on War Horse last night, [ the sargent in hospice about to shoot the horse near end ,
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2830081/Gruesome-video-shows-happens-time-man-squeezes-spot-s-neck-20-years.html?ito=video_player_click#video
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Well the barrel price has dropped 27% since june, and we"ve seen only a 10% drop at pumps,, The reason for the drop is the amount of Fracking [ not fucking foams] in the USA, I You can bet your bottom dollar the Arabs & oil company's try to make fracking un-viable , Discus,,
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Another example of how rock makes every thing better
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IF" Things go as the polls are saying , this could be the last night of Great Britain . Your thoughts ?
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I went to see the doctor. He asked me if I'd ever given myself a prostate examination. I replied, "Not deliberately, but the wife always buys cheap toilet roll."
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Finished cutting the hedges mid morning yesterday, lovely warm late morning. Got the Radian out and went for a short spin. Up through Castle Donington, riding through Breedon, impulse right turn up towards the church that sits at the top of the quarry. Followed the track up to the top. Lovely views, stayed a while then rode next doorish to the garden centre, nice coffee, chilled by the duckpond, then rode back home Only out 1 1/2 hours max
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Lovely weather this week, were out on bikes most nights , hers a loch just 10miles up the road,
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been taking some flak for this, thought best post before someone else does I
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