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this is taking my username to extreams..

a lad at work rang in sick, he told the manager who couldn't keep it to himself, . im sorry i can't work today ,i took a viagra last night and the effects haven't worn off yet, i should be ok for tommorow though, by.. :lol: . he's an hero in my eye's.

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it's a fact that the southern white whale, can produce up to five gallons of sperm per session,

What can you say "Nom nom" my random input for the evening

amazing, fantastic, cutting edge, these are the profane words of wisdom by BWJ when he first tested the POWER GLOVE see for yourself and be in awe at the amazing 8bit graphics

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-13691608

The Darwins are out !!!! it's that magical time of year again Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the honorable mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the m…

dont know if anybody has seen this yet but its very very funny go to youtube " ultimate dog tease " brilliant

Rre train for Rong Pee Chineee market wirr be arriving shortry, we aporogise for any convenience rost to velly special customer http://www.wimp.com/vegetablemarket/

Cheese and pickle sandwiches.

What a brilliant day its been eh, dunno what its like 'darn sarf' or over the watter-but its 24c up here right now and not too comfortable , no breeze at all, I'm sitting in a bath of cold water right now NURSE !

parrot fish are sooooooooo numb!!

We have a "Blokes" thread and a "word association" thread so what about a swimming costume thread? Here is me (errrrrr or someone who looks quite like me) in mine. Where is yours?