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that's me, foamy and Kev of course http://www.singitkitty.co.uk/play/EqRkg

YAMAHA please help i wasn't able to receive the YAMAHA KIT, i registered in https://www.yamahaclub.com.ph/ last August i think to avail the YAMAHA KIT the package was expected 2-3 months after 3 months still i no package was arrived and i wonder that i wasn't able to receive thru the cause of typhoon YOLANDA. Last week if January someone call at my phone she said that shes form YAMAHA Manila she ask me if i received the YAMAHA KIT i said none she said that there's a problem with the delivery of LBC she said that shes gonna send it again to me expected on first week of February but until now still no package arrived. PLEASE HELP ME. THANK YOU (Mod edit, cynic) …

Happy valentines day, peeps

Get off the phone, dog! :|

Old but pretty addictive. http://www.weebls-stuff.com/games/Cat+Death+Auto/

aww bless, such a nice thought....

'Action Park was the site of several fatalities in just the first five years of operation' - Cannonball Loop: The infamous Cannonball Loop (pictured below) was the park’s biggest failed attraction, but it’s sheer audacity in concept has given it legendary status in amusement park lore. At the time, Great American Recreation was experimenting with new attractions. At Action Park, attraction experimentation sometimes meant abandoning convention. In the case study of the Cannonball Loop, the convention which was abandoned appeared to be physics. The design was extreme and bordered on the fantasy. Testing did not go well. Dummies exited the pipe missing limb…

One Saturday morning when Father O'Donnel was walking down the high street and the vicar was walking towards him, he said "Good morning, vicar" The Vicar just walked straight past him without saying a word. "Excuse me, Vicar" Said Father O'Donnel, but I just said "Hello" "I'm so sorry" said the vicar, but I am so depressed because somebody has stolen my bicycle, the one that I use to get around to see my parishioners, and I don't know what to do without it. "Right", "Next time you take Mass, recite the ten commandments, " When you get to ""thy shall not Steal"" " Look up from the Pulpit and you will see the guilty face" Anyway, two weeks later When they me…

A very pretty young female speach therapist offered her three male clients a blow job if they could tell her where they live without stuttering. The first said. DDDDDDDDDUBLIN The second said. BBBBBBBBELFAST The third said. LONDON "Well done" she said and gave him a blow job. When she finished, he said. . . . . . . . . . . . . . DDDDDDDDDDERRY

A lady in her eighties went to see her doctor. When she went in the doc said "hello mrs smith, your looking well, how can I help you?" To which she replied "I've got trouble with my averies doctor" "no, madam averies are where you keep tropical birds, ladies have overies" "yes but I have trouble with my averies" "no madam, ladies have ovaries, look, never mind, just get on the bed and I'll sort you out" Anyway after the doctor had a look inside her "private parts" he said. "Actually madam, you might be right, I see you've had a cockatoo up there"

Click on start, then scroll along , or click on page and roll down Mind blowing. http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap140112.html

axe 60 jobs? get back at the..... the huge illuminated sign on top of Blackburn's most famous landmark, the Thwaites Brewery, was sabotaged to display the word "TWATS" in massive red letters.

CC"s aint everthing ,,, 2stroke simplicity

I know Tommy was complaining that his current physique was letting him and his potential mistresses down! Fret no more Tommy 2 bellies, here is your answer A push up Muscle shirt http://theflatteringman.com/?view=preview convert fat to muscle shapes

The 70s was very much the golden age of air travel, according to these amazing pictures.Even the economy seats seem to have had anextra 3m or so of headroom!! more here http://sploid.gizmodo.com/traveling-in-a-boeing-747-in-the-1970s-was-pretty-damn-1504637666

https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-pegg/ukip-shipping-forecast

Have you seen the wide forecast,,,We [ uk] are getting tons of rain, All coming from North America , Huge cold area meets warm front in Atlantic, forming deep low pressure, sucking up water off atlantic , and dumping it here,,,,, I blame DT50 and felix , running round on them 4 strokes. get a sensible bike,,

fed up of using the same swear words over and over again? want something to freshen your repertoire? ask no more, here is Kens Foul-0-matic generator in all its glory http://foulomatic.hnldesign.nl/ Fart Flaps

sums it up nicely I think http://www.auslan.org.au/dictionary/words/holiday-2.html