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Well worth a read, really funny piss taking auzy. http://27bslash6.com/

This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?" She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started to go back to sleep. A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don't by any chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"

mangy minge, or smoothie silk, you decide http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/?zx=4cedb87134c199d

"The HMRC decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the regional office. The HMRC auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his solicitor. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the HMRC finds that believable.' 'I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?' The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.' Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand pounds that I can bite my own eye.' The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.' Grandpa removes his glass eye and…

soon be Jan sales and this is a must for us who get dragged along to the shops

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/05/11/egreetings/image/01.swf

michael barrymore was asked if he was doing panto this year, he replied"i did aladin 8 years ago and look were that got me".

mr cadbury met mrs rountree on a double decker, it was after eight when they got off at quality street, he asked her name, polo im the one with the hole she said with a wisper, im marathon the one with the nuts he replied, he touched her cream eggs and slipped his hand into her snickers, he fondled her flapjacks and she rubbed his tic tacs, it was a fab moment as she screamed in turkish delight and he shot his chewy centre, but three days later his shurburt dib dab started to itch, turns out mrs rowntree had been with berty basset and he's got feckin allsorts!

get your pa or any gullable non techno old person to thin your rewriting the internet for their computer.

THE SENSITIVITY OF SENIORS This letter was sent to the Lions Bay School Principal's office in West Vancouver after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward this to anyone you know who might need a lift today. Dear Lions Bay School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior Citizens luncheon. I am 87 years old and live at the West Vancouver Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away so I am all alone. I want to thank you for the kindness you have shown to a forgotten …

Warning, Donot join the Tesco Dating Agency, You'll end up with a Bag for Life .

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-15595548

My bike is like . . . my wife as long as I show her some attention and give her what she needs. I can ride her all I want.

Knowing thers a lot of Dt175 mx owners on here,, thot this be of interest .. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/YAMAHA-DT175MX-DT175-Genuine-Yamaha-WIRING-LOOM-/300626856075?pt=UK_Motorcycle_Parts&hash=item45fec1c88b

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-15391515

Yeh was on last night,, late on , will be repeated soon i"l keep you posted,,

I took my helmet off and walked around town today. People kept giving me sweets. What's going on?

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Why is a Pork pie like a Grannies Fanny.........? Because you have to bit the crust, suck out the jelly before you get to see the meat! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know that you have a high sperm count? Cause your missus has to chew before she swallows.